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Best Shticks the FFA Has Ever Seen (2 Viewers)
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shining path
:prettyplease:
Mag ******* Productions, posted earlier
the rover
Footballguy
Here's your chance to step up and prove your skills.Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) Iwill humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then Iwill take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am notresponsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.Rules are as follows -1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) Youbeat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keepyour $20.Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* getdunked on. Repeatedly.2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay outis the same as basketball with the following caveats:a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wickedsplitty, heavy fastball, good change.3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don'thit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on thescrews, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance meand I'll pay you $4,500Here are my current averagesass: 63 ydsPunt: 52 ydsKick: 61 ydsTotal: 176 yds!4. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and Ipay you $500 on the spot.5. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think aboutgoing there.-- Copyright © Magnificent B#####d Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
that post also wasn't originally from the FFAHarrison Stevens and rocko shtick deserve mention
KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
Otis and his tap shtick is a sleeper favorite.
I miss onslaughts.
I miss onslaughts.
TheFanatic
Footballguy
Crunch berries
belljr
Footballguy
the rover
Footballguy
every once in a while someone bumps a thread where I have a post from that day...it always takes me a minute to figure out why the hell I posted whatever I did.
KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
Didn't that happen twice?
the rover
Footballguy
Think it was just December 7, 2007. A day that will live in infamy.
proninja
Footballguy
RIP teh Gunks show
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Never heard of it.
KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Insanity <> schtick
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You're missing a few.The Ghost of Common said:
KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
Shut it down shtick. Mr. Pickles trying to shut it down and having his avatar and sig removed for a while.
To this day I still don't get itBefore it just got out of hand... JVDCDW did the best work with this. Once everyone figured out what was going on and jumped on board it got sorta gay.
me either.
Finless
Footballguy
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Insoxicated
Clyde the Janitor had me rolling with the live updates an the in-thread sthick by random posters.
Uncle Humuna
Footballguy
Janet's Salmon Patties
Ingredients:
1 can (approx. 7 ounces) salmon
1 egg
1/2 cup Italian bread crumbs
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1 onion diced
olive oil, enough to cover bottom of skillet
Preparation:
Remove skin and bones from salmon; drain well. In mixing bowl, combine with egg, bread crumbs, salt, pepper, and onion. Make patties about 2 inches in diameter; fry in oil until brown on both sides about 10 minutes.
Sprinkle salmon patties with salt.
Ingredients:
1 can (approx. 7 ounces) salmon
1 egg
1/2 cup Italian bread crumbs
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
1 onion diced
olive oil, enough to cover bottom of skillet
Preparation:
Remove skin and bones from salmon; drain well. In mixing bowl, combine with egg, bread crumbs, salt, pepper, and onion. Make patties about 2 inches in diameter; fry in oil until brown on both sides about 10 minutes.
Sprinkle salmon patties with salt.
Please. While there was some decent shtick there, it is no where near the top 100 all-time FFA shticks.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Why does everyone do this?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Sup TGOCDrunk?The Ghost of Common said:
Finless
Footballguy
Like really?
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
Worst schtick ever.
shining path
:prettyplease:
Oh deal with it, you big ninny.- shinny
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
People still do acid?The Ghost of Common said:
SHIZNITTTT
Footballguy
Christo has a good one when he follows the precise letter of the law.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
This might be underrated.
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
Posty's posting stuff that will make you want to kill yourself shtick
32 Counter Pass
Footballguy
17seconds
root of all aliai
whose alias is this?shamuridr occured well before Aug 27th, 2008
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