Best way to guess a 'ladies' age (1 Viewer)

[Koya]

And 'lady' is most definitely a flexible term here.

it's the elbows - and not even close.

wanna know a chick's age? Check her elbows. Easily the most accurate physical indicator. 

Not even WORTH a poll. It just is. 

That's all. Carry on.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Cut her in half and count the rings.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Want to guess her age? Subtract at least 10yrs before you say it out loud. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

Cut her in quarters and steal her change.

 

[EYLive]

count her teeth

 

[kutta]

The older I get the less I care and the wider my range gets. In a few years I'll be thinking centurians are hot.

 

[SWC]

dont go with diapers cause the range on the cats wearing those things is absolutely huge could be 5 coud be 95 take that to the ban brohans 

 

[Cybergeek]

What about her cheeks? Does she have a pinkish hue?

 

[RokNRole]

beef curtain elasticity is usually a pretty good baseline indicator

 

[RokNRole]

What about her cheeks? Does she have a pinkish hue?

Probably more of a roses glow

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Forget guessing a "ladies" age, I want to guess how hammered the OP is to make lady's plural and put it in quotes.  

Are you hinting at a Caitlyn Jenner situation, OP?  If so, I'd suggest size of bulge as a good indicator of age.

 

[MikeIke]

The older I get the less I care and the wider my range gets. In a few years I'll be thinking centurians are hot.

Well,  they were pretty hot

 

[CurlyNight]

The neck. If you look at even those who had plastic sx/botox their neck is still their age.

 

[northern exposure]

beef curtain elasticity is usually a pretty good baseline indicator

I think this is equivalent to asking Stevie Wonder who the best dressed person is in the room.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Ask her SO. Sleep with her to verify.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Never guess over 29.

 

[SWC]

Never guess over 29.

just never guess that is like the biggest akbar trap that ever trapped take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[grateful zed]

if we're in a bar, i guess 21.

 

[sho nuff]

Its a trap

 

[Franknbeans]

squeeze her melons

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

just never guess that is like the biggest akbar trap that ever trapped take that to the bank bromigos 

True. Good to see swc dispensing banking advice once again.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Never guess over 29.

Yeah I guessed some bar whores age at like 35 once and I think she was only late 20's.  She called me fat 

 

[Thunderlips]

And 'lady' is most definitely a flexible term here.

it's the elbows - and not even close.

wanna know a chick's age? Check her elbows. Easily the most accurate physical indicator. 

Not even WORTH a poll. It just is. 

That's all. Carry on.

Neck and hands. 

 

[EYLive]

If she's Asianed, add 15 years to however old she looks.

 

[grateful zed]

check her doll collectionl

 

[SWC]

if you do fall in to the trap and make a guess use numbers not something nerdtacular like cycles of the moon or half lifes i mean cripes have you ever even kissed a girl you nerds jeez take that to the bank 

 

[NutterButter]

Is this to make sure that they're legal?   

 

[DropKick]

count her teeth

Or tooth... as the case may be.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Never guess over 29.

Yeah I guessed some bar whores age at like 35 once and I think she was only late 20's.  She called me fat 

Was she wrong? 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Was she wrong? 

Lol no not really (guessing I was 5'10" 225ish at the time).  I didn't ask her if I was fat though.  She asked us to guess her age. 

 

[Timmay]

I never will understand why women freak out about telling people their age. They can look like crap at 20 or 40 or 60. What's the difference. 

 

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If she's Asianed, add 15 years to however old she looks.

 

[Thunderlips]

If you have to guess but you're reasonably sure of their age:

Anything under 30....doesn't matter. 26 is a good age to guess. It's not the death sentence of guessing 30....and its not insulting that you think they're still in college.

If you think she's 30 - 35....always go with 28. 28 is still a fun age.

If you think she's 35 - 45.....always go with 33. You're not blowing smoke up their ### by saying 28.....but you're not insulting them.

Anything older......those ladies will usually call you on a BS answer like "I think you're 30"......so just be vague....either you're "a little bit older than me", or " a little bit younger than me".

At any point....it it ok to reply with "I don't care what age you are....let's just ####".  

 

[Timmay]

If you are guessing and trying to get in their pants, Always guess an age younger than you. They like that.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just ask her what grade she's in. 

 

[ChiefD]

I don't play this game with chicks. 

No matter what, if they ask me, I'll always say with straight face: 82.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Lol no not really (guessing I was 5'10" 225ish at the time).  I didn't ask her if I was fat though.  She asked us to guess her age. 

Well you can't get pissed at someone when you asked them to guess and they guess wrong. I bet she'd had a drink or two and a cigarette or two in her life and 35 was a gift!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Well you can't get pissed at someone when you asked them to guess and they guess wrong. I bet she'd had a drink or two and a cigarette or two in her life and 35 was a gift!

I knew it was on the high side but I'm a #### so that was my guess

 

[mquinnjr]

Just ask her what grade she's in. 

 

[munga30]

Back of the hands.

How her hair is cut around her eyes.  

 

[gianmarco]

How her hair is cut around her eyes.  

I've never heard it referred to as "eyes" before, but ok, I'll start using that one too.

 

[Kanil]

squeeze her melons

This is right.  The firmer the melons, the younger the "ladies".