Bettis' contribution (1 Viewer)

[redman]

Jerome Bettis' favorite smell is that of his opponents soiled pants.

 

[Islander]

Bettis is the only player in NFL history to put his team ahead 1-0 in the game

 

[redman]

Jerome Bettis can make the ground cause a fumble if he wants it to.

 

[Islander]

Opponents have never kicked a FG when Bettis is on the field, it's always blocked

 

[Islander]

No player has ever come out unharmed from trying to tackle Jerome Bettis

 

[redman]

Jerome Bettis does mess around with Jim.

 

[Islander]

Bettis can negate the wind in the Steelers kicker's face by blowing the other direction. It helps on 60+ yd FG tries.

 

[redman]

Three Rivers Stadium was not replaced by Heinz Field to upgrade it. It was replaced because Jerome Bettis wore it out.

 

[redman]

The dinosaurs were killed by Jerome Bettis' kidney stones colliding with the earth.

 

[redman]

Jerome Bettis could care less.

 

[Islander]

Bettis invented TV so that more people can watch him play football

 

[Islander]

When the NFL schedule comes out, teams not playing the Steelers pay Bettis $1M because they're happy not to face him all season

 

[Islander]

NFL scouts gather Bettis' hair, piss, spit, and crap from the locker room to study his genes. That's the best RB scouting technique to date.

 

[Islander]

Jerome Bettis does not do push ups. He bench presses the planet.

 

[tdoss]

Only Jerome Bettis knows the 11 herbs and spices in KFC chicken...

Jerome Bettis was born at the exact same moment of the "Immaculate Reception".

Jerome Bettis is said to have bowled a perfect 300 game...those who witnessed it swears he started with a strike in the 1st frame and the pins just never got back up.

Scientists plucked one of Jerome Bettis' beard hairs...it's grew up to be Big Ben Rothlisberger.

Notre Dame will forever be ranked at least 3 to 5 spots higher than it should be...every year...because Jerome says so.

 

[apalmer]

Jerome Bettis doesn't have to sit around for 3 hours making inane posts on a message board to get attention and make himself feel superior.

 

[Londo]

Jerome Bettis has a mild-mannered, soft-spoken, alter ego that he uses to mingle with regular people. That alter ego is Chuck Norris...

 

[redman]

Jerome Bettis doesn't have to sit around for 3 hours making inane posts on a message board to get attention and make himself feel superior.

Jerome Bettis does not respond to those things that he thinks are inane.

 

[redman]

One is not in fact the loneliest number . . . when that one is Jerome Bettis.

 

[redman]

Jerome Bettis knew the ending in the Crying Game before he saw it.

 

[beto]

This is good stuff. I wish I understood what inspired it.

 

[RavenFan]

On every short yardage rushing play, Jerome Bettis breaks the ethereal plane. No review is necessary and it cannot be overturned.

Funny

 

[RavenFan]

Jerome Bettis can make the ground cause a fumble if he wants it to.

Funnier

 

[RavenFan]

Jerome Bettis would fight a land war in Asia.

Funniest

 

[Franknbeans]

Bettis' farts stink slightly less than Oprah's

 

[Londo]

God has a Jerome Bettis complex.

 

[realblue]

Did anyone else catch the "mic'd up" segment after the Willie Parker touchdown when Bettis was telling Willie, before the touchdown, that he's never going to beat that corner to the edge, and that he needs to sucker the corner to go outside, then cut it up inside?

Beautiful

Bettis should have been MVP.

 

[Buckychudd]

Jerome Bettis does not buy his beef in the store. No, he goes into a pasture and starts eating a cow alive while it is grazing.

I actually believe this one.

 

[Bad_Mo]

Bettis should have sat down with Big Ben and told him how to throw a football too.

Man, Bettis is a genius!

 

[JNox3]

Jerome Bettis knew the ending in the Crying Game before he saw it.

So, from what I'm reading here Redman really likes Jerome Bettis a lot and knows a lot about him!!