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LOL. Not only did they send the wrong bidet, twice, but each time they sent a 2-pack of the wrong bidet. I contacted the seller on Amazon and they said they'd send the right one...but sent another 2-pack of the wrong ones. Now I have SIX of these things and only three toilets.
See if you can double them up on the same toilet. The “old faithful” affect. Just don’t cross the streams.LOL. Not only did they send the wrong bidet, twice, but each time they sent a 2-pack of the wrong bidet. I contacted the seller on Amazon and they said they'd send the right one...but sent another 2-pack of the wrong ones. Now I have SIX of these things and only three toilets.
It'sJust installed my LUXE Bidet Neo 185 (Elite). Took it for a test drive and now I regret many years of my life without it.
ETA: The bigger bumper recommendation was most appreciated. It made all the difference for the seat’s height above the bidet.
I just asked her. I quote, “The thought of water splashing everywhere, dirty water, and then how do you dry off, ewwww.”
Honestly the thought of a dirty bum that isn’t cleansed by water is much worse. Good bidets can focus where the water goes. It’s clean water and mine also has a special mode for ladies.
My wife was more than ready to hear from someone named PinkydaPimp - she’s a believer now!
as for drying mine has a dryer. I just relax and browse the political forum whilst having the bum dried.
Does she know she’s not forced to use it? It doesn’t just start squirting automatically…you have to turn it on. If she doesn’t like it then don’t use it.
I was thinking about this quote when I was gloriously power washing my mudhole this morning.
I’m never really thought about this prior to getting one. But it’s amazing. After cleaning and drying i do a safety wipe mostly to make sure I’m dry and that’s it. And that is a clean wipe. Meanwhile while in my hotel this week i ran though two rolls in like an hour and had to go buy charmin because their stuff was like sand paper.
Maybe the wife is cracking a bit. Super busy this week and on vacation next week but I would like to present some options to her.offdee said:
1) I don’t even think they make battery powered ones. Mine is just powered off water pressure. No cord needed.
For $10 more, get the higher end model with feminine option.
Ah nice, yes good call. Didn't even realize that was a thing.
I'll add my wife can be funny about stuff. She was against getting one of these at first.
Yep, and it's probably because they just have no idea how it really works. They think of a machine to clean poop and period blood....EWWWWW! And then that's all that's needed for a woman to have her mind made up.
It’s just lukewarm water that’s in the pipes. And honestly the little burst of freshness puts a little pep in your step…I like the cooling sensation. After once or twice you don’t even give it a second thought.
BR, quick tip I had to learn after a few tries…position yourself where it sprays straight up the hole. And then you can rock a little bit to get the outer ring. And first few times just turn on slowly and increase pressure as needed…eventually you know where to sit and how far to turn the water pressure. Going full force blast on first try will be game over for your wife’s acceptance
Mine does warm water but occasionally it runs out and is cool. It’s not that bad or too cold imo. But warm is much better imo. Mine is more expensive though.
When it comes to bidets and personal experiences, I believe Offdee and I are the exact same person.
I’ve been lazy and haven’t pulled the trigger. I’ve been traveling for work, finishing our unfinished basement and and smoked at work.
In Italy, it's illegal to build a house that doesn't have a bidet
Sitting next to the potty waiting to be installed.
The 185 is a champ 
