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Bigfoot body found (1 Viewer)

I'm going on the record as a believer.

:blackdot:
Are we going to have to have a talk?
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/body-brouhaha/Interesting. They posted the video I linked on You Tube last month. Dr. Van Buren was outed as one of these idiot's brother, which they've admitted. They then took that video down, but still claim this is all real. :excited:

:popcorn:

I hope they get the crickets they deserve on Friday.

Despite the claim that they have a disclaimer on their site, I didn't see one. I'd like to see these fools get sued to boot.

 
I'm going on the record as a believer.

:blackdot:
Are we going to have to have a talk?
I've gone underground. Trying to keep it that way.
Your "going against the grain" shtick is lathering it up to choking froth. Let's dial it back about an order of magnitude.Thanks.
Honestly, it's not shtick. Believe
See, this is what I'm talking about. You can't thread a needle with a hammer.
 
I'm going on the record as a believer.

:blackdot:
Are we going to have to have a talk?
I've gone underground. Trying to keep it that way.
Your "going against the grain" shtick is lathering it up to choking froth. Let's dial it back about an order of magnitude.Thanks.
Honestly, it's not shtick. Believe
See, this is what I'm talking about. You can't thread a needle with a hammer.
Lets let sleeping dogs sleep.
 
Next to Elvis and Farve, Bigfoot is legendary. Monuments will be erected and songs made to his glory.

 
Or will it just be another hoax?

LINK

FoxNews picking up the story

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

August 12, 2008

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND

DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a

PRESS CONFERENCE

to be held on

Date: Friday, August 15, 2008

Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm

Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California

Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.

Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.

*It weighs over five hundred pounds.

*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.

*It is male.

*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.

*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and

five toes on each foot.

*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.

*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.

*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are

eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.

*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)

*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker
No one?
:goodposting: I laughed.
me too. great work!
 
I wonder if I should ask my commish to add *Big Foot, as a FA in my deep MFL leagues. I realize this one is dead, but if there is 1 there have got to be others. Big Foot would undoubtedly be a superior athlete with those measurables, and I think just adding "Big Foot" should cover me for the entire species.

 
I wonder if I should ask my commish to add *Big Foot, as a FA in my deep MFL leagues. I realize this one is dead, but if there is 1 there have got to be others. Big Foot would undoubtedly be a superior athlete with those measurables, and I think just adding "Big Foot" should cover me for the entire species.
I don't want "athletic specimens", I want football players. Big Foot is just going to be another slightly hairier Renaldo Nehemiah, and I can't imagine what kind of procedure penalties we'll see from him.
 
Anyone else having a sasquatch party this morning? We've been waiting for this day for half a century.

 
I have a huge stash of Bigfoot repellent. 100% guaranteed to work or your money back! $19.95 for a 32oz bottle, but if you buy in the next 30 minutes I'll double your order to TWO 32oz bottles!

Taking orders now...

 
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15thFROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA
CRAP....Why it gotta be West Coast time?
 
I have a huge stash of Bigfoot repellent. 100% guaranteed to work or your money back! $19.95 for a 32oz bottle, but if you buy in the next 30 minutes I'll double your order to TWO 32oz bottles! Taking orders now...
. . . 'cause we can't do this all day . . .:vince:
 

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