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Arizona Ron said:
Can we discuss this point, specifically?  If I look at a woman’s face, body, breast, face, touch, smell and get a beej from its mouth.  Isn’t that me attracted to a woman? 
New Ron, old Ron, gender-fluid Ron, fashionista Ron. Doesn’t matter, just be decent storyteller Ron. Well done.

as far as “Is it gay?” I think the litmus test is: were you in prison? If the answer is no, then yes. And vice versa.

 
Arizona Ron said:
Can we discuss this point, specifically?  If I look at a woman’s face, body, breast, face, touch, smell and get a beej from its mouth.  Isn’t that me attracted to a woman? 
Call me backwards, but just because a guy has ####/etc doesn't mean they are not a guy.  As such it's gay.

 
Call me backwards, but just because a guy has ####/etc doesn't mean they are not a guy.  As such it's gay.


New Ron, old Ron, gender-fluid Ron, fashionista Ron. Doesn’t matter, just be decent storyteller Ron. Well done.

as far as “Is it gay?” I think the litmus test is: were you in prison? If the answer is no, then yes. And vice versa.


Maybe its just semantics, but I don't think gay dudes bang women, right?  I think y'all need a different word here.

 
Looks like under, unfortunately.  Great start. This one could be as good as the first AR adventure depending on the direction this takes in the next episode or two.
Yeah no. Terrible writing by the "new" Ron. The old Ron would of had over 20 pages by now on this same topic.

 
All I know if I every met Ron's friend who looks like "Pink" I have my line alll ready:

Ice to meet you!  :moneybag:

 
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I guess you learned your lesson:

"She’s a late-30s John Leguizamo, she’s Puerto Rican with an NYC accent but not nearly as intrusive."

They are ALL that intrusive.  Some in different ways than others, mind you.

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Maybe its just semantics, but I don't think gay dudes bang women, right?  I think y'all need a different word here.
The act of knowingly accepting a BJ from a man (yes, still a man if he has a member. Doesn't matter what he's wearing or what he smells like) is a homosexual act.

Someone who does this but also enjoys sleeping with women is Bisexual.

So yeah, Ron is bi. Good for Ron.

 
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New Ron, old Ron, gender-fluid Ron, fashionista Ron. Doesn’t matter, just be decent storyteller Ron. Well done.

as far as “Is it gay?” I think the litmus test is: were you in prison? If the answer is no, then yes. And vice versa.


Maybe its just semantics, but I don't think gay dudes bang women, right?  I think y'all need a different word here
Ftr, I wasn’t trying to classify Ron, but answering his question of the act itself. I stand by my offering of the widely accepted litmus test.

Also, ftr, Ron could have sucked the skin clean off that Puerto Rican ladyboys magic flute and I would think, neither more nor less of him, in any capacity. Do as thou wilt, but do no harm.

 
When you said Rosie Perez, you really meant Danny Trejo, right? I'm picturing Danny Trejo. 

Wait, so now I'm picturing you getting a hummer from Danny Trejo. This sucks, make it stop. 

The more I try not to picture it, the more difficult it is. GD it. 

 
And wait a second but didn't this happen in the major thread long ago and you asked the same question?

"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled... I'm gay."

 
Getting a beej from a girl with a penis is probably less gay then getting blown by a girl while butt to butt with another dude, but it's really close.  

 
Getting a beej from a girl with a penis is probably less gay then getting blown by a girl while butt to butt with another dude, but it's really close.  
What determines if it’s a girl with a penis or a guy with boobs?

And is getting a bj from one gayer than getting one from the other?

 
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It's a little strange that you were like, "Oh you have a ####?  #### it. Keep going."

That being said, whatever.  If you are good with it, then the FFA is good with it.  It's kind of like when a slugger tops a pitch and dribbles it down to the shortstop.. Sure it was an easy out, but the fans aren't going to get mad because they remember all the times the slugger hit it out of the park.

Or something like that. 

 

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