Can somebody call my gf and tell her I've been in (1 Viewer)

[BeachBums]

What a complete waste of time. I read seven pages for 'update?' 'wonder if anyone ever called her?' Sheesh.

 

[SacramentoBob]

4.5 pages

OVER

Deleted before it gets to 4.

Update?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

No.

 

[phrozen]

FBG: Hi, this is Dr Jones from St. John the Baptist Hospital and Cowboy Back Tattoo Parlor.

GF: Hello...???

FBG: I'm calling to let you know that your boyfriend Richard was involved in a terrible accident.

GF: OMG, what happened?!

FBG: It seems he had a back tattoo of unicorns and rainbows surrounding your name, professing his undying love for you. He came in to have it removed once he found out about your trolling for his replacement on that dating website. Well, lasering 34 paragraphs of his undying love off his back proved to be quite a shock to his system.

GF: OMG, that's terrible!!! I just knew I shouldn't have gotten on that dating website to look for a hot blonde for a threesome for his birthday, but I wanted to surprise him!

FBG: Umm, well, uh, he'll be in recovery for another hour, so perhaps you should come down and see him. [PA SYSTEM: ***CODE RED, TATTOO REMOVAL RECOVERY ROOM...DR JONES REPORT STAT***] Um, gottagobye! :click:

:roarin:

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

FBG: Hi, this is Dr Jones from St. John the Baptist Hospital and Cowboy Back Tattoo Parlor.

GF: Hello...???

FBG: I'm calling to let you know that your boyfriend Richard was involved in a terrible accident.

GF: OMG, what happened?!

FBG: It seems he had a back tattoo of unicorns and rainbows surrounding your name, professing his undying love for you. He came in to have it removed once he found out about your trolling for his replacement on that dating website. Well, lasering 34 paragraphs of his undying love off his back proved to be quite a shock to his system.

GF: OMG, that's terrible!!! I just knew I shouldn't have gotten on that dating website to look for a hot blonde for a threesome for his birthday, but I wanted to surprise him!

FBG: Umm, well, uh, he'll be in recovery for another hour, so perhaps you should come down and see him. [PA SYSTEM: ***CODE RED, TATTOO REMOVAL RECOVERY ROOM...DR JONES REPORT STAT***] Um, gottagobye! :click:

:roarin:

Jesus.

 

[Das Boot]

FBG: Hi, this is Dr Jones from St. John the Baptist Hospital and Cowboy Back Tattoo Parlor.

GF: Hello...???

FBG: I'm calling to let you know that your boyfriend Richard was involved in a terrible accident.

GF: OMG, what happened?!

FBG: It seems he had a back tattoo of unicorns and rainbows surrounding your name, professing his undying love for you. He came in to have it removed once he found out about your trolling for his replacement on that dating website. Well, lasering 34 paragraphs of his undying love off his back proved to be quite a shock to his system.

GF: OMG, that's terrible!!! I just knew I shouldn't have gotten on that dating website to look for a hot blonde for a threesome for his birthday, but I wanted to surprise him!

FBG: Umm, well, uh, he'll be in recovery for another hour, so perhaps you should come down and see him. [PA SYSTEM: ***CODE RED, TATTOO REMOVAL RECOVERY ROOM...DR JONES REPORT STAT***] Um, gottagobye! :click:

:roarin:

Jesus.

Comedy is not pretty.

 

[shuke]

 

[PatsWillWin]

Well that was a disappointing ending.

 

[AAABatteries]

Well that was a disappointing ending.

Honey, is that you?

 

[rockaction]

Whoever decided Oran "Juice" Jones was the play...well...he was right.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sweet prank...

Got another good one - Chop off your penis and put it in the garbage disposal - That'll teach her a lesson for cheating.