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[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Can someone please let me know if this thread is worth reading from the beginning. TIA.

 

[yellowdog]

Can someone please let me know if this thread is worth reading from the beginning. TIA.

Not really. But with the addition of GF's screen name, it could get interesting from here.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Can someone please let me know if this thread is worth reading from the beginning. TIA.

It just took a turn for the interesting (it will be deleted soon).

 

[cstu]

Update:



I wasn't able to keylog her laptop. The programs weren't stealth enough and she would have easily found them.

Secondly, although many of you will doubt this, I am very confident. I have an Ivy league undergrad education, am reasonably attractive, fit, and am starting medical school in a few short months. However, my current GF is truly my achilles heel. She has the ability to raise me up and make me feel great, yet she can also tear me down at will and grind me into a bloody pulp. She knows me better than anybody on this planet and knows exactly what buttons to push. It's truly a love/hate relationship. So many people say that there are so many other women out there and to enjoy moving away while being single. But for me it's easier said than done. I know what I need to do but you become reliant on a person being there, even if half the time it's not good company.

She got home yesterday and we talked a bit more about things, but I took the high road and didn't push too hard. I have to move soon, so I'm trying to focus on that.

Do you need help setting it up? If it's set up properly she would never find it. Make sure your antivirus is set up to ignore it.

 

[Confucius]

Do you need help setting it up? If it's set up properly she would never find it. Make sure your antivirus is set up to ignore it.

She recently purchased Norton Antivirus software for her laptop, so I think that was causing a problem during setup. Also, I wasn't sure I was unzipping the file properly. ??

 

[TenTimes]

Is anybody here still not convinced this is a fishing trip?

 

[Confucius]

Is anybody here still not convinced this is a fishing trip?

Hardly, a fishing trip brother.

 

[Alias]

Is anybody here still not convinced this is a fishing trip?

Hardly, a fishing trip brother.

nice use of punctuation j/k

 

[The_Hunchback]

Secondly, although many of you will doubt this, I am very confident.  I have an Ivy league undergrad education, am reasonably attractive, fit, and am starting medical school in a few short months.  However, my current GF is truly my achilles heel.

Perhaps this is the problem. Maybe she feels like you think you are so much better than her with your high and mighty attitude. She probably wants one of the jocks to rock her socks off instead of being soft, tender and oh so smart. -- at least a little bit. Take whatt I wrote with a grain of salt since I didn't read the thread but if you tried to install spy software to catch her doing something then you aren't confident in your relationship as actions speak louder than words.

 

[TenTimes]

Is anybody here still not convinced this is a fishing trip?

Hardly, a fishing trip brother.

that's what I'm assuming

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I am reasonably attractive, fit

For investigative purposes only, of course.

 

[Ignoramus]

Is anybody here still not convinced this is a fishing trip?

Hardly, a fishing trip brother.

nice use of punctuation j/k

I think he's slyly confirming everyone's suspicions.

 

[kupcho1]

Is anybody here still not convinced this is a fishing trip?

It would have helped if the IM id (Jenn-whatever) matched the name he PM'd me yesterday when he thought I might make a phone call. But I'm sure there's an explanation for that.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Is anybody here still not convinced this is a fishing trip?

It would have helped if the IM id (Jenn-whatever) matched the name he PM'd me yesterday when he thought I might make a phone call. But I'm sure there's an explanation for that.

 

[Harris]

This man should take a bow if it is indeed a fishing trip.

Many were hooked.

 

[GStrot]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

jenn28901it's the only one I know, she might be using more

mistake.

at least no one quoted it...

that is why I quoted it.

 

[Confucius]

I just doused myself with ketchup and pretended to be dead....whoah, you should have seen the look on her face when she cam home for lunch. Priceless!

I don't know why so many of you are always thinking you're being taken on a fishing trip. Many of us really have screwed up lives. It really does happen.

 

[Confucius]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

 

[redman]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

That won't fly in medical school, guy.

 

[Buckychudd]

Mental breakdown in progress.

 

[code]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

We're 268 posts in and still struggling with the definition of "prank"...

 

[Dolfan]

This thread is like a really bad movie that you wish you could stop watching but for some reason you feel compelled to stick with it until the end no matter how painful..

 

[redman]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

We're 268 posts in and still struggling with the definition of "prank"...

This is true. Confucius, true or false, Truman played a prank on Hiroshima.

 

[Confucius]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

We're 268 posts in and still struggling with the definition of "prank"...

This is true. Confucius, true or false, Truman played a prank on Hiroshima.

I once played a prank on my brother...he ended up with a compound fracture and in a cast for months.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Has anyone here been pranked in the head?

 

[GStrot]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

We're 268 posts in and still struggling with the definition of "prank"...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

We're 268 posts in and still struggling with the definition of "prank"...

This is true. Confucius, true or false, Truman played a prank on Hiroshima.

I once played a prank on my brother...he ended up with a compound fracture and in a cast for months.

Too bad you didn't kill the sum#####. That would have really gotten some laughs. Oh well, we can't all be Chappelle. Better luck next time.

 

[yellowdog]

My mom played a prank on my dad by going off the pill. 36 years of hilarity ensued.

 

[goldenchild]

I wish I could grab that tire iron and prank some of you over the head.

We're 268 posts in and still struggling with the definition of "prank"...

This is true. Confucius, true or false, Truman played a prank on Hiroshima.

I once played a prank on my brother...he ended up with a compound fracture and in a cast for months.

Too bad you didn't kill the sum#####. That would have really gotten some laughs. Oh well, we can't all be Chappelle. Better luck next time.

 

[Your Mother]

My mom played a prank on my dad by going off the pill. 36 years of hilarity ensued.

If you thought that one was good, you should have seen the look on his face when I told him it wasn't his.That man had a lively sense of humor. A small penis. But he could really take a joke.

 

[yellowdog]

My mom played a prank on my dad by going off the pill. 36 years of hilarity ensued.

If you thought that one was good, you should have seen the look on his face when I told him it wasn't his.That man had a lively sense of humor. A small penis. But he could really take a joke.

 

[GStrot]

My mom played a prank on my dad by going off the pill. 36 years of hilarity ensued.

If you thought that one was good, you should have seen the look on his face when I told him it wasn't his.That man had a lively sense of humor. A small penis. But he could really take a joke.

moving up in the rankings.

 

[redman]

My mom played a prank on my dad by going off the pill. 36 years of hilarity ensued.

If you thought that one was good, you should have seen the look on his face when I told him it wasn't his.That man had a lively sense of humor. A small penis. But he could really take a joke.

Here they are in happier times. Personally, I think he would have figured it out anyway, Ma.

 

[GStrot]

My mom played a prank on my dad by going off the pill. 36 years of hilarity ensued.

If you thought that one was good, you should have seen the look on his face when I told him it wasn't his.That man had a lively sense of humor. A small penis. But he could really take a joke.

Here they are in happier times. Personally, I think he would have figured it out anyway, Ma.

your mom is hot.

 

[IGKYA!!!]

Do you need help setting it up?  If it's set up properly she would never find it.  Make sure your antivirus is set up to ignore it.

She recently purchased Norton Antivirus software for her laptop, so I think that was causing a problem during setup. Also, I wasn't sure I was unzipping the file properly. ??

Ivy league degree

Can't set up keylogger?

OK, it's settled. <-----------------

 

[PC Load Letter]

Do you need help setting it up?  If it's set up properly she would never find it.  Make sure your antivirus is set up to ignore it.

She recently purchased Norton Antivirus software for her laptop, so I think that was causing a problem during setup. Also, I wasn't sure I was unzipping the file properly. ??

Ivy league degree

Can't set up keylogger?

OK, it's settled. <-----------------

He probably went to Brown.Brown is the Shark Pool of the Ivy League.

 

[Confucius]

Do you need help setting it up?  If it's set up properly she would never find it.  Make sure your antivirus is set up to ignore it.

She recently purchased Norton Antivirus software for her laptop, so I think that was causing a problem during setup. Also, I wasn't sure I was unzipping the file properly. ??

Ivy league degree

Can't set up keylogger?

OK, it's settled. <-----------------

Actually, went to the Big H. I was a Biology major, not a computer science major. I'm not some techie geek. And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H. quiz me, you'll be surprised.

 

[redman]

Do you need help setting it up?  If it's set up properly she would never find it.  Make sure your antivirus is set up to ignore it.

She recently purchased Norton Antivirus software for her laptop, so I think that was causing a problem during setup. Also, I wasn't sure I was unzipping the file properly. ??

Ivy league degree

Can't set up keylogger?

OK, it's settled. <-----------------

Actually, went to the Big H. I was a Biology major, not a computer science major. I'm not some techie geek. And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H. quiz me, you'll be surprised.

I have been

 

[Dolfan]

Actually, went to the Big H. I was a Biology major, not a computer science major. I'm not some techie geek.

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H. quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Too slow!

 

[Confucius]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

 

[redman]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

Name 3 regarding your pre-med courses.

 

[QUEZILLA]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

 

[Confucius]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

Name 3 regarding your pre-med courses.

I satisfied the above question about classes. My premed courses were taught mostly by foreigners who could barely speak english, or M.I.T. concurrent enrollment professors who I don't even remember. I graduated four years ago and have been working in biomedical research.

 

[GStrot]

X

Nobody who went there calls it "the Big H".

 

[Dolfan]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

There are no such classes offered at Harvard...

 

[Confucius]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

What's the confusion? Those were three of my best classes at Harvard. Those were the exact course titles if any pf you want to do some research on them.

 

[Confucius]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

No such class is offered at Harvard...

Whatever. They change courses on a yearly basis like Jennifer Lopez changes husbands. I graduated 4 years ago, took that class about 6 years ago. Cornel West does't even teach at Harvard anymore...no surprise the class is no longer offered, genius.

 

[Dolfan]

Actually, went to the Big H.  I was a Biology major, not a computer science major.  I'm not some techie geek. 

And for those that don't believe I went to the Big H.  quiz me, you'll be surprised.

QUICK!Name 3 teachers you had at Harvard and the courses they taught you...

Stephen Jay Gould....The History of Life ....he's dead nowCornell West.....American Democracy.....he teaches at Princeton now

Tu Wei Ming.....Confucian Humanism.....he's the found of Boston Confucianism

Happy?

What, did he get pranked ??

 

[Confucius]

X

Nobody who went there calls it "the Big H".

I'm not exactly dealing with the elite of society on these forums. I first just referred to the school as an Ivy league school, which most Harvard grads modestly tend to do.