Candidate: Autism and bad weather caused by God's anger. (1 Viewer)

[timschochet]

Does Jenny McCarthy know that God is causing autism? Somebody new to sue, if the vaccine scam fails.

And God's got DEEP pockets...

 

[NCCommish]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

It's pretty reasonable to think God unleashed Autism on the world because Adam and Steve got hitched?

Yes. Homosexuality is a sin. God has sent much worse punishments for much less

According to the bible, only male-on-male homosexual acts are a sin. Female homosexuality is never specified as being sinful.

It doesn't matter who is fornicating with whom. God doesn't approve of homosexuals and according to His word, they deserve to be punished. And since our society is "aiding and abetting" the homosexuals, our society should be punished. It's not surprising that he is bringing his wrath in many different ways.

What is surprising is how ineffective he is. For an omnipotent being who wants to punish someone, he sure is doing a shoddy job of it. The gays have been gaying it up all over the country for at least, oh, 20 years now. At least, I think. Probably about that. For all their gayness, god hasn't been able to even slow them down. Not exactly a check in the Win column for god.

This is the "all powerful God" that couldn't beat the people with iron chariots. Kind of reminds me of the great and powerful Oz, who was neither.

 

[jwp]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

It's pretty reasonable to think God unleashed Autism on the world because Adam and Steve got hitched?

Yes. Homosexuality is a sin. God has sent much worse punishments for much less

To punish homosexuals he makes the children of heterosexuals autistic, makes sense.

C'mon man, don't pretend to be smarter than God.

 

[Amused to Death]

LINK

Republican leaders called Thursday for Susanne Atanus to drop out of the GOP primary for the 9th Congressional District after she told the Daily Herald this winter's bitter weather is a sign that God is angry over abortions and same-sex marriage.

Are they sure that's not a dude?

George Carlin on abortions. Its Carlin, so you've been warned about the content.

 

[Clifford]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

It's pretty reasonable to think God unleashed Autism on the world because Adam and Steve got hitched?

Yes. Homosexuality is a sin. God has sent much worse punishments for much less

According to the bible, only male-on-male homosexual acts are a sin. Female homosexuality is never specified as being sinful.

It doesn't matter who is fornicating with whom. God doesn't approve of homosexuals and according to His word, they deserve to be punished. And since our society is "aiding and abetting" the homosexuals, our society should be punished. It's not surprising that he is bringing his wrath in many different ways.

What is surprising is how ineffective he is. For an omnipotent being who wants to punish someone, he sure is doing a shoddy job of it. The gays have been gaying it up all over the country for at least, oh, 20 years now. At least, I think. Probably about that. For all their gayness, god hasn't been able to even slow them down. Not exactly a check in the Win column for god.

Yeah, if you're God and getting schooled by Tim Gunn...

 

[kutta]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

It's pretty reasonable to think God unleashed Autism on the world because Adam and Steve got hitched?

Yes. Homosexuality is a sin. God has sent much worse punishments for much less

According to the bible, only male-on-male homosexual acts are a sin. Female homosexuality is never specified as being sinful.

It doesn't matter who is fornicating with whom. God doesn't approve of homosexuals and according to His word, they deserve to be punished. And since our society is "aiding and abetting" the homosexuals, our society should be punished. It's not surprising that he is bringing his wrath in many different ways.

What is surprising is how ineffective he is. For an omnipotent being who wants to punish someone, he sure is doing a shoddy job of it. The gays have been gaying it up all over the country for at least, oh, 20 years now. At least, I think. Probably about that. For all their gayness, god hasn't been able to even slow them down. Not exactly a check in the Win column for god.

I don't know about that. In the last 20 years God has been pretty good about showing His wrath. We've had quite a few deadly tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, and tsunamis in the recent past. I'd say God isn't losing by as much as you claim He is. If we don't want to do what he says, we will continue to be punished. It's not up to God to make us change. It's up to us.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does Jenny McCarthy know that God is causing autism? Somebody new to sue, if the vaccine scam fails.

And God's got DEEP pockets...

Vaccines are just the delivery system for God's wrath.

 

[Zow]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

It's pretty reasonable to think God unleashed Autism on the world because Adam and Steve got hitched?

Yes. Homosexuality is a sin. God has sent much worse punishments for much less

According to the bible, only male-on-male homosexual acts are a sin. Female homosexuality is never specified as being sinful.

It doesn't matter who is fornicating with whom. God doesn't approve of homosexuals and according to His word, they deserve to be punished. And since our society is "aiding and abetting" the homosexuals, our society should be punished. It's not surprising that he is bringing his wrath in many different ways.

What is surprising is how ineffective he is. For an omnipotent being who wants to punish someone, he sure is doing a shoddy job of it. The gays have been gaying it up all over the country for at least, oh, 20 years now. At least, I think. Probably about that. For all their gayness, god hasn't been able to even slow them down. Not exactly a check in the Win column for god.

I don't know about that. In the last 20 years God has been pretty good about showing His wrath. We've had quite a few deadly tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, and tsunamis in the recent past. I'd say God isn't losing by as much as you claim He is. If we don't want to do what he says, we will continue to be punished. It's not up to God to make us change. It's up to us.

But how many of those have hit San Francisco, Minneapolis, or some gay pride parade?

 

[Zow]

If I had to choose banging that creature or batting for the other team id be bending over with a smile

And risk giving some kid polio?

 

[danielmclark]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

It's pretty reasonable to think God unleashed Autism on the world because Adam and Steve got hitched?

Yes. Homosexuality is a sin. God has sent much worse punishments for much less

According to the bible, only male-on-male homosexual acts are a sin. Female homosexuality is never specified as being sinful.

It doesn't matter who is fornicating with whom. God doesn't approve of homosexuals and according to His word, they deserve to be punished. And since our society is "aiding and abetting" the homosexuals, our society should be punished. It's not surprising that he is bringing his wrath in many different ways.

What is surprising is how ineffective he is. For an omnipotent being who wants to punish someone, he sure is doing a shoddy job of it. The gays have been gaying it up all over the country for at least, oh, 20 years now. At least, I think. Probably about that. For all their gayness, god hasn't been able to even slow them down. Not exactly a check in the Win column for god.

I don't know about that. In the last 20 years God has been pretty good about showing His wrath. We've had quite a few deadly tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, and tsunamis in the recent past. I'd say God isn't losing by as much as you claim He is. If we don't want to do what he says, we will continue to be punished. It's not up to God to make us change. It's up to us.

No more so than any other point in history.

 

[Clifford]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

It's pretty reasonable to think God unleashed Autism on the world because Adam and Steve got hitched?

Yes. Homosexuality is a sin. God has sent much worse punishments for much less

According to the bible, only male-on-male homosexual acts are a sin. Female homosexuality is never specified as being sinful.

It doesn't matter who is fornicating with whom. God doesn't approve of homosexuals and according to His word, they deserve to be punished. And since our society is "aiding and abetting" the homosexuals, our society should be punished. It's not surprising that he is bringing his wrath in many different ways.

What is surprising is how ineffective he is. For an omnipotent being who wants to punish someone, he sure is doing a shoddy job of it. The gays have been gaying it up all over the country for at least, oh, 20 years now. At least, I think. Probably about that. For all their gayness, god hasn't been able to even slow them down. Not exactly a check in the Win column for god.

I don't know about that. In the last 20 years God has been pretty good about showing His wrath. We've had quite a few deadly tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, and tsunamis in the recent past. I'd say God isn't losing by as much as you claim He is. If we don't want to do what he says, we will continue to be punished. It's not up to God to make us change. It's up to us.

But how many of those have hit San Francisco, Minneapolis, or some gay pride parade?

And hitting defined God country like the deep south and midwest. If God was really pissed about gays we should have seen a massive earthquake that swallowed the Castro district.

 

[cstu]

I don't know about that. In the last 20 years God has been pretty good about showing His wrath. We've had quite a few deadly tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, and tsunamis in the recent past. I'd say God isn't losing by as much as you claim He is. If we don't want to do what he says, we will continue to be punished. It's not up to God to make us change. It's up to us.

What a relief it isn't global warming:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/43982/straight-dope-are-there-really-more-hurricanes-now/

 

[Brony]

This is a relief. I thought God was still mad about that time in 7th grade I pleasured myself thinking of Mona from Who's The Boss?

 

[tonydead]

I better get busy building an arc, fool me once.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I better get busy building an arc, fool me once.

Here you go

 

[DiStefano]

I better get busy building an arc, fool me once.

Here you go

That's no good. It need to be in cubits.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I better get busy building an arc, fool me once.

This time please leave out the mosquitoes.

 

[danielmclark]

I better get busy building an arc, fool me once.

Here you go

That's no good. It need to be in cubits.

Now you're just making #### up.

 

[fatness]

I don't know about that. In the last 20 years God has been pretty good about showing His wrath. We've had quite a few deadly tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, and tsunamis in the recent past. I'd say God isn't losing by as much as you claim He is. If we don't want to do what he says, we will continue to be punished. It's not up to God to make us change. It's up to us.

Good catch, Mr. Cantore. Those things didn't happen before the last 20 years.

 

[fatness]

When they make this woman's biography film she'll be named Susanne Susanne Atanus and played by someone who looks like Gilda Radner.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I don't know about that. In the last 20 years God has been pretty good about showing His wrath. We've had quite a few deadly tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, and tsunamis in the recent past. I'd say God isn't losing by as much as you claim He is. If we don't want to do what he says, we will continue to be punished. It's not up to God to make us change. It's up to us.

Good catch, Mr. Cantore. Those things didn't happen before the last 20 years.

If it's not on youtube it didn't happen dude.

 

[Lutherman2112]

How do we know it's the gay God is angry about? Not the millions of kids that die of malnutrition every year, nope , it's those damn gays.

Or...how do we know that God is angry with the non-saved sinners? Maybe God is angry at the failure of Christians to bring the saving word of Jesus Christ to the masses?

 

[danielmclark]

How do we know it's the gay God is angry about? Not the millions of kids that die of malnutrition every year, nope , it's those damn gays.

Or...how do we know that God is angry with the non-saved sinners? Maybe God is angry at the failure of Christians to bring the saving word of Jesus Christ to the masses?

Yeah, that's the problem. People here just haven't heard of that Jesus guy yet.

 

[Bottomfeeder Sports]

Not sure why this is so weird. If you believe in the whole God thing, it actually seems pretty reasonable to think that he would be pissed off about some of the recent goings on and that he would send punishment in the way of storms or plague.

What is happening in the world is taking God by surprise?

 

[Bottomfeeder Sports]

Surprising to hear that so many "religious" folks think God is a misguided, passive-aggressive dbag.

Projecting one's own best attributes on to God is the norm.