Cardi B and Offset broke up! (1 Viewer)

[eoMMan]

OMG!  True love is dead I guess.

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/music/cardi-b-announces-split-offset-months-after-welcoming-daughter-n944016

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[rockaction]

It's amazing how a guy that claims he "beats up the ##### like fight night" isn't a keeper. Or a woman who invites two others to a threesome can't be trusted to stick around. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. 

eta* I'm sorry. I should realize how welcoming a new one into the family can put stressors on any relationship. 

Hwarf.  

 

[Epic Problem]

Might as well just get back in bed after news like this. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

If it can happen to Cardi B and Offset, what hope do the rest of us have?

seriously, what's the percentage of people in here who would have been able to recognize Cardi B from a pic? Or even knew who Offset is?

 

[rockaction]

If it can happen to Cardi B and Offset, what hope do the rest of us have?

seriously, what's the percentage of people in here who would have been able to recognize Cardi B from a pic? Or even knew who Offset is?

:raises hand slowly:

 

[rockaction]

Cardi B was like #6 on NPR's best records list and Offset is in Migos.  

 

[Chemical X]

the appeal of cardi b shukes me.  "LAM, I'm outrageoussssssss!!!!!!" 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

money move, IMO

 

[rockaction]

money move, IMO

 

[EYLive]

seriously, what's the percentage of people in here who would have been able to recognize Cardi B from a pic? Or even knew who Offset is?

I think I could spot Cardi B but not sure who Offset is. Is he in Migos?

 

[rockaction]

I think I could spot Cardi B but not sure who Offset is. Is he in Migos?

I am definitely on your ignore list. That's awesome.  



eta* It was the tattoos, wasn't it? 

 

[xulf]

Who is Offset?  Is he in Migos?

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

I heard Offset is the guy starring in the remake of the Three Migos.

 

[skol asylum]

No idea who Offset is or what Migos is.

Luckily for him, I hear Cardi B likes sexes with her exes.

 

[skol asylum]

No idea who Offset is or what Migos is.

Luckily for him, I hear Cardi B likes sexes with her exes.

Wait. It's texts from exes? That's not what it sounds like.

 

[rockaction]

The end became apparent when Cardi realized she prefers lithographic printing.

I wish I got this.  

 

[Don't Noonan]

I have no idea who Cardi B or Offset are.  

 

[rockaction]

I have no idea who Cardi B or Offset are.  

Shh...it's better that way.  

 

[SWC]

i know how to use a mig welder and sometimes i will call other welders a bro mig o and i play cards so i guess you could say this news really hurts me take that to the bank bro mig os

 

[rockaction]

Sigh.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offset_printing

Why you sigh?  

 

[northern exposure]

The end became apparent when Cardi realized she prefers lithographic printing.

:rimshot:

 

[GregR]

:rimshot:

Not anymore. They broke up.

 

[eoMMan]

..

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

"Oh, Cardi B and Offset, we hardly knew ye..."