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Celebs Who Look Like They Smell Bad (1 Viewer)

Michael Stipe.

Met him at my dad's high end a/v store in Athens and this guy brought the stink. The guy stunk like a sawmill laborer who hadn't showered in a month.

He had greasy skin, tattered clothes, the whole bit. Very memorable stench. I was a big REM fan at the time and they never were quite the same for me after that.

On the other hand, Alec Baldwin smelled like a million bucks. His wife wasn't too shabby either.

 
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Chest Rockwell said:
Michael Stipe.

Met him at my dad's high end a/v store in Athens and this guy brought the stink. The guy stunk like a sawmill laborer who hadn't showered in a month.

He had greasy skin, tattered clothes, the whole bit. Very memorable stench. I was a big REM fan at the time and they never were quite the same for me after that.

On the other hand, Alec Baldwin smelled like a million bucks. His wife wasn't too shabby either.
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Good info here.

 
Chest Rockwell said:
Michael Stipe.

Met him at my dad's high end a/v store in Athens and this guy brought the stink. The guy stunk like a sawmill laborer who hadn't showered in a month.

He had greasy skin, tattered clothes, the whole bit. Very memorable stench. I was a big REM fan at the time and they never were quite the same for me after that.

On the other hand, Alec Baldwin smelled like a million bucks. His wife wasn't too shabby either.
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Lets not derail this thing. Did he look like he'd smell bad?

 
Chest Rockwell said:
Michael Stipe.

Met him at my dad's high end a/v store in Athens and this guy brought the stink. The guy stunk like a sawmill laborer who hadn't showered in a month.

He had greasy skin, tattered clothes, the whole bit. Very memorable stench. I was a big REM fan at the time and they never were quite the same for me after that.

On the other hand, Alec Baldwin smelled like a million bucks. His wife wasn't too shabby either.
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How far was/is your dad's shop from the Tree That Owns Itself?

 
 
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Chest Rockwell said:
Michael Stipe.

Met him at my dad's high end a/v store in Athens and this guy brought the stink. The guy stunk like a sawmill laborer who hadn't showered in a month.

He had greasy skin, tattered clothes, the whole bit. Very memorable stench. I was a big REM fan at the time and they never were quite the same for me after that.

On the other hand, Alec Baldwin smelled like a million bucks. His wife wasn't too shabby either.
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How far was/is your dad's shop from the Tree That Owns Itself?
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I'm not from Athens and the place is long gone, but I'm pretty sure it was near Beechwood (colonial promenade).Btw, the "tree that owns itself" is either the coolest thing i've ever seen or the dumbest. Ultimate shtick.

 
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I know this is slightly off topic...

Emmanuel Lewis.

Little guy. Big smell.

I was taking in some mma at the Tabernacle in Atlanta. This is about 10 fights in and i'm completely shirt faced drunk. I gingerly slink my way over to the bar, and boom! It's freaking WEBSTER. And he's with this smoking hot Asian broad (may have been a ring card girl?). Anyway, I try to make a little small talk with him (how you doin, I'm such a huge fan, blah, blah), and he totally big times me and blows me off. So, I play the only card one can play at a time like this. "Wow, I thought you'd be bigger in person." And, the haymaker: "I loved you in Diffrent Strokes!"

You really haven't lived until you've destroyed a d-list celeb in front of a girl he's trying to nail.

Back to the smell. Imagine an unholy amalgamation of Aramis cologne, pine sol, and paint thinner. You might not be able to see him from a mile away, but you could damn sure smell him.

 
Cjw_55106 said:
Chest Rockwell said:
Michael Stipe.

Met him at my dad's high end a/v store in Athens and this guy brought the stink. The guy stunk like a sawmill laborer who hadn't showered in a month.

He had greasy skin, tattered clothes, the whole bit. Very memorable stench. I was a big REM fan at the time and they never were quite the same for me after that.

On the other hand, Alec Baldwin smelled like a million bucks. His wife wasn't too shabby either.
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Lets not derail this thing. Did he look like he'd smell bad?
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2nd paragraph champ.

But yeah, he looked like he had just crawled out if a garbage can.

 
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