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Chris Cooley's Junk (1 Viewer)

bollocks28

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OK, I haven't seen this posted but it's been out for a couple of days so I've probably just missed it.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27858601.html

"On Sunday, Washington Redskins Tight End Chris Cooley posted on his official blog about a fun section of the playbook that Coach Jim Zorn asks his players to decorate for themselves ... as well as a position test he took to prepare for today's opponents. What he may or may not have realized is that he was also posting a picture of his junk."

:bag: :hophead: :wall:

 
Yeah, I'm sure was just an innocent mistake.

I love Cooley and the 'Skins are my team, but that was idiotic.

 
From his website:

We're Dumb

All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks.
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MCguidance said:
From his website:

We're Dumb

All apologies from the website. We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday. That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone. The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely. Thanks.
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Oops, Cooley.
 
Tatum Bell said:
comfortably numb said:
Tatum Bell said:
Yeah, I'm sure was just an innocent mistake.

I love Cooley and the 'Skins are my team, but that was idiotic.
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:confused: :confused:
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I would like to pull back, uh, withdraw - oh crap, . . .I would like to insert a new commen- ah, nevermind. :wall:
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Or, how about Zorn's response:
“Chris used poor discretion using that type of prop,” he said.
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:unsure: (Zorn was referring to the playbook page that was also in the photo)

 
Gotta love Cooley.:

SI.com: OK, I gotta start with the penis incident. You OK with that? [Eds. Note: For those of you who don't know, Cooley accidentally posted a picture on his blog in which he was slightly exposed.]

Cooley: Yeah, dude, I don't care. The whole thing just sucked because obviously it was an accident. I was trying to get a blog post up and I was hurrying because I had to get to a game. My brother Tanner, who does the blog with me, always edits stuff really well -- but we were in a hurry. So it was an accident, but it sucked because we were both at the game all day and we didn't know it was on the site.

SI.com: Do people still give you a hard time about it?

Cooley: Only in interviews. Only people like you. But the NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation. They treated it really seriously. Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't been all hunched over.

SI.com: What was the result of the psychiatric evaluation?

Cooley: I don't even know, dude. I had to do a call with some lady. I thought it was gonna take two minutes, but it was like an hour. It was horrible.
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:popcorn:
 
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T Bell said:
Gotta love Cooley.:

SI.com: OK, I gotta start with the penis incident. You OK with that? [Eds. Note: For those of you who don't know, Cooley accidentally posted a picture on his blog in which he was slightly exposed.]

Cooley: Yeah, dude, I don't care. The whole thing just sucked because obviously it was an accident. I was trying to get a blog post up and I was hurrying because I had to get to a game. My brother Tanner, who does the blog with me, always edits stuff really well -- but we were in a hurry. So it was an accident, but it sucked because we were both at the game all day and we didn't know it was on the site.

SI.com: Do people still give you a hard time about it?

Cooley: Only in interviews. Only people like you. But the NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation. They treated it really seriously. Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't been all hunched over.

SI.com: What was the result of the psychiatric evaluation?

Cooley: I don't even know, dude. I had to do a call with some lady. I thought it was gonna take two minutes, but it was like an hour. It was horrible.
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:lmao:
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Cooley is okay in my book, but I read that interview, and wow - he is a complete meathead, isn't he? He talks like a stoned 15 year old high school dropout who thinks it's cool to be stupid.
 
Adebisi said:
T Bell said:
Gotta love Cooley.:

SI.com: OK, I gotta start with the penis incident. You OK with that? [Eds. Note: For those of you who don't know, Cooley accidentally posted a picture on his blog in which he was slightly exposed.]

Cooley: Yeah, dude, I don't care. The whole thing just sucked because obviously it was an accident. I was trying to get a blog post up and I was hurrying because I had to get to a game. My brother Tanner, who does the blog with me, always edits stuff really well -- but we were in a hurry. So it was an accident, but it sucked because we were both at the game all day and we didn't know it was on the site.

SI.com: Do people still give you a hard time about it?

Cooley: Only in interviews. Only people like you. But the NFL made me undergo a psychiatric evaluation. They treated it really seriously. Please. It was an accident. If I wanted to post a picture of my penis I wouldn't been all hunched over.

SI.com: What was the result of the psychiatric evaluation?

Cooley: I don't even know, dude. I had to do a call with some lady. I thought it was gonna take two minutes, but it was like an hour. It was horrible.
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Cooley is okay in my book, but I read that interview, and wow - he is a complete meathead, isn't he? He talks like a stoned 15 year old high school dropout who thinks it's cool to be stupid.
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He's a complete flake. It's not a put-on, not schtick. It's just who he is. He's one of the few guys I'd believe if presented with this alibi for the penis picture in his blog. Fortunately, he's serious about playing football, so I just write it all off has him being "colorful" (which of course entitles him to have fungus on his shower shoes).
 
I have to say I am always entertained when Cooley gets some camera time. Most of his schtick is self-effacing or at least not at someone else's expense.

 
JamesTheScot said:
I have to say I am always entertained when Cooley gets some camera time. Most of his schtick is self-effacing or at least not at someone else's expense.
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:thumbup: Complete goofball. As much as Portis is, and like Portis it's really directed at himself as you say which is refreshing, but unlike Portis, Cooley doesn't pout publicly about stuff when things are going bad for him.

Cooley reminds me a lot of John Riggins, though Riggo could have his moods too (and still does).

 
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