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Strangely, I think this could actually tend to help Pacman. He's been stupid, but at least he hasn't done anything to this extent.
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Chris Henry, WR, CIN (1 Viewer)
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He may have failed a league drug test and it was reported wrong the first go around.
Super King
Footballguy
Umm, didn't Pacman have one of his buddies shoot someone outside of a nightclub. thats ALOT worse then just failing a drug test
FavreCo
Footballguy
"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot"...Dirty Harry.
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West Virginia head coach, Rich Rodriguez, forced Chris Henry to sit the sidelines in the first half against Rutgers for two unsportsmanlike penalties, the week before, in 2004. Henry was later suspended against Pitt dashing West Virginia’s hope for a BCS bid. The suspension was undisclosed, but Rodriguez said, “I don’t want to go into the specifics about it, but we do have rules regarding effort in the class room, in the weight room and on the practice field.” Henry, the 83rd pick in the 2005 NFL draft, was classified in the pre-draft as a player with character problems unable to learn and retain a system.Question.... was Pac Man also suspended by Coach Rodriguez at any time.
redman
Footballguy
Rich Rodriguez uses his south Florida connections to sign the athletes who the Florida and national footall programs don't want, which means he ends up with guys who have some sort of flaw, and often they're character flaws. On the one hand he's built a BCS caliber program using that tack, but OTOH he's got a program afflicted with the same sort of flaws his players have.West Virginia head coach, Rich Rodriguez, forced Chris Henry to sit the sidelines in the first half against Rutgers for two unsportsmanlike penalties, the week before, in 2004. Henry was later suspended against Pitt dashing West Virginia’s hope for a BCS bid. The suspension was undisclosed, but Rodriguez said, “I don’t want to go into the specifics about it, but we do have rules regarding effort in the class room, in the weight room and on the practice field.” Henry, the 83rd pick in the 2005 NFL draft, was classified in the pre-draft as a player with character problems unable to learn and retain a system.Question.... was Pac Man also suspended by Coach Rodriguez at any time.
He didn't fail a NFL drug test....he took a drug test for the courts...the first test for the court ordered drug testing, is the cheapo drug test....kinda like those drug store pregancy tests....if that comes up positive, then they do the more expensive test to rule out false positives.....which sounds like what just happen.
redman
Footballguy
Tester: Um, Mr. Henry, the stick came up blue.Chris Henry:
That's bull####, I pulled out way early-Tester: Um, Mr. Henry, this is a drug test . . .
Chris Henry:
fatness
Footballguy
Sleeper 43
Footballguy
I'd rather him get booted from the NFL later than now, I own him in a couple dynasties. Hes got great promise if he can get his head right in time before he slips up again.
Thank god for the crappy drug test. It bought him time to get a hold of some clean piss or some cleanser for the second test. Im serious too.
Thank god for the crappy drug test. It bought him time to get a hold of some clean piss or some cleanser for the second test. Im serious too.
QuizGuy66
Footballguy
I'm sure they are just going to retest the same sample.-QG
BoltBacker
Footballguy
I think you're being much too kind here. He was given 8 before this and it still didn't click. I don't think this commish will let him back in before '09.His best bet is to go to the CFL and hope he's the MVP the next two seasons so somebody will give him another shot.
Sleeper 43
Footballguy
I thought it might be one of those cheap cardboard "pee in the square" tests they have out. They are notorious for false positives. Maybe an actual sample was taken for the second test.
QuizGuy66
Footballguy
What's the false positive rate on the test he was given? Any ideas?
Let's say he has to do it once per month.
If the false positive rate were say, 5%, the odds of at least one false positive in a year's time would be 46%.
Even with a 99% accurate test, there's a 12% chance of at least one false positive in a year's time in this scenario.
In other words, before we send him to the CFL, the more thorough test should at least be heard from.
Hopefully he's keeping away from poppy seed bagels (it did after all say it was positive for opiates.
Ain't like there's a whole offseason to get the answer.
-QG
Let's say he has to do it once per month.
If the false positive rate were say, 5%, the odds of at least one false positive in a year's time would be 46%.
Even with a 99% accurate test, there's a 12% chance of at least one false positive in a year's time in this scenario.
In other words, before we send him to the CFL, the more thorough test should at least be heard from.
Hopefully he's keeping away from poppy seed bagels (it did after all say it was positive for opiates.
Ain't like there's a whole offseason to get the answer.
-QG
FavreCo
Footballguy
You gotta love the AJ Nicholson case.
Ho: 'You hit me you thug, I'm pressing charges and you'll see.'
Calls cops.
AJ: 'You do and your gravy train comes to a halt.'
Cops: 'So he hit you?'
Ho: 'Nevermind, I hit myself with a phone'
Cops:
Bengals: 'You are cut'
AJ: 'see what you did ho'
Ho: 'You hit me you thug, I'm pressing charges and you'll see.'
Calls cops.
AJ: 'You do and your gravy train comes to a halt.'
Cops: 'So he hit you?'
Ho: 'Nevermind, I hit myself with a phone'
Cops:
Bengals: 'You are cut'
AJ: 'see what you did ho'
prymetyme25
Footballguy
wowYou gotta love the AJ Nicholson case.Ho: 'You hit me you thug, I'm pressing charges and you'll see.'Calls cops.AJ: 'You do and your gravy train comes to a halt.'Cops: 'So he hit you?'Ho: 'Nevermind, I hit myself with a phone'Cops:
Yitbos69
Footballguy
For guy's like Henry and Pacman it's just a matter of time before they are in trouble again............
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Couch Potato
Footballguy
Read post #46 again. I'm standing by that one. Some bank accounts need to be checked.
fatness
Footballguy
Translation: "I was wrong but I won't admit it."Read post #46 again. I'm standing by that one. Some bank accounts need to be checked.
Both tests came back negative, by the way. There was no positive result. Just over-reporting of bad information and a, um, few people proclaiming it to be true .Link
prymetyme25
Footballguy
hey fatness,haven't you learned by now that most on this board are always quick/willing to kick a man when hes down but very hesitant to help him up.Translation: "I was wrong but I won't admit it."Read post #46 again. I'm standing by that one. Some bank accounts need to be checked.
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Couch Potato
Footballguy
You betcha.hey fatness,haven't you learned by now that most on this board are always quick/willing to kick a man when hes down but very hesitant to help him up.signedThe Moral Police
I'm just staying in practice for when he gets busted for something and it sticks. I'll give him up to 6 months before that happens.
Couch Potato
Footballguy
Anyway, my rants about the guy are all in fun. I don't own him in any leagues so I have no fantasy interest one way or the other, and it would be nice to see him get his life together. I don't wish ill fortune on him. I just know he's been in trouble in college (and probably earlier) and now in the pros, and to me a turnaround seems unlikely. I'll get out of the thread now. Good luck to those of you who have him.BoltBacker
Footballguy
... but these stories are all pretty much still accurate?
Jack Burton
Footballguy
For Henry's sake I hope he doesn't pursue civil action against Kenton county for the mistake they made. He needs to just burry his head in the sand until his suspension is up and then move on with getting his playing career back on track. The last thing he needs is his name associated with anything involving courts and lawyers. The Bengals should find him a good hiding spot where he cant get into any trouble, because if he can stay clean he is a darn good football player and can make a lot of things happen on the field. Henry is no good sittin' in jail.
WampusCat43
Footballguy
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
prymetyme25
Footballguy
he seems to be the lowlife.WampusCat43 said:
so it was his fault that you thought he was guilty and tried to hang him. RIIIGHTTT!!!!
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