Crow just got murdered in my back yard (1 Viewer)

[Jules Winnfield]

He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

 

[tommyboy]

I got home to find crazy noise in my backyard. Go out there and there are a bunch of crows going ape#### killing another crow by stabbing him with their beaks. ####ed up.

I chased them away. Now he's laying there why the others are sitting in the trees just watching it. It's not dead but he's not doing well. 

Not sure what to do here.

I used to find crows heads in my lawn. There was a pair of owls raising a chick in the tree.

 

[pollardsvision]

I've been known to murder some Crow in the back yard. Mostly, I prefer Wild Turkey or a nice Rye, but when money's tight, ain't nothing wrong with some Crow.

 

[dickey moe]

Eat it. Probably tastes like chicken.

 

[skycriesmary]

 I just want to point out that a man that jokes about Christianity likes table tennis. As his main interest.  

So quaint to joke about the Lord that way...

Actually, I was just in character as the Erik Draven, from the Crow. It was one of the jokes he told to Fanboy before putting him to his death.

Also, table tennis any less virtuous than free booze and shenanigans? 

 

[rockaction]

Actually, I was just in character as the Erik Draven, from the Crow. It was one of the jokes he told to Fanboy before putting him to his death.

Also, table tennis any less virtuous than free booze and shenanigans? 

Nah, mang. Have at it.

 

[skycriesmary]

Nah, mang. Have at it.

Free substances and shenanigans are two of my favorite pastimes, so I understand completely. Although the substances are for more tame these days. 

 

[kOOk]

I witnessed a rooster do this to another ####.  I scared him off at first but he kept coming back to peck and stomp out the other bird's brain.  He was hell-bent on finishing him off.  It was pretty heavy.

 

[The General]

So it was an Easter miracle, this morning it was gone. There were some feathers but no blood or other crow bits so I have high hopes for the little fella. Hopefully he escaped and found a new crew to roll with.

 

[The General]

I used to find crows heads in my lawn. There was a pair of owls raising a chick in the tree.

Don't mess with crows or owls.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

So it was an Easter miracle, this morning it was gone. There were some feathers but no blood or other crow bits so I have high hopes for the little fella. Hopefully he escaped and found a new crew to roll with.

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.

 

[The General]

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.

In my mind I read that as a Jules Winnfield monologue. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

In my mind I read that as a Jules Winnfield monologue. 

That would be more like this 

Now, normally, people once believed that when some mother####er dies, a ####### crow carries their soul to the land of the dead so they ain't wondering in purgatory, like Kwai Chang in Kung Fu. But sometimes, and this is some serious ####, something so ####### bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. It just can't. Then sometimes, and here's the tricky part,  sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right. Now, some ****** do me wrong like that, he better make sure I'm dead 'cuz, crow or not, I'll kill the mother####er, know what I'm saying?

 

[kOOk]

So it was an Easter miracle, this morning it was gone. There were some feathers but no blood or other crow bits so I have high hopes for the little fella. Hopefully he escaped and found a new crew to roll with.

Child, please.  He was taken away and eaten.

 

[The General]

Child, please.  He was taken away and eaten.

You have your story, I have mine.

 

[[scooter]]

In my mind I read that as a Jules Winnfield monologue. 

That would be more like this 

Now, normally, people once believed that when some mother####er dies, a ####### crow carries their soul to the land of the dead so they ain't wondering in purgatory, like Kwai Chang in Kung Fu. But sometimes, and this is some serious ####, something so ####### bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. It just can't. Then sometimes, and here's the tricky part,  sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right. ****** do me wrong like that, he better make sure I'm dead 'cuz crow or not, I'll kill the mother####er, know what I'm saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DclDWSsy4k

Starring Brandon Lee who once appeared in an episode of "Kung Fu".

 

[kOOk]

You have your story, I have mine.

Like in fairy tale land?  The Bible and so forth.  The crow has risen!

 

[SWC]

one time a crow crash landed in my back yard and i fashoned a sling for his injured wing and slowly nursed him back to health over the course of the next nine months and he never said a thing the entire time when he finally flew again he tipped an imaginary hat to me with his wing and i knew that he respected me and that my friends is why we eat turkey for thanksgiving take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[Waingro]

So it was an Easter miracle, this morning it was gone. There were some feathers but no blood or other crow bits so I have high hopes for the little fella. Hopefully he escaped and found a new crew to roll with.

Long live Jon Snow!!!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Watching movies won't be the same, someone should tell Joel or Mike.

 

[RokNRole]

It's among the crows. Real greasy bird stuff. There's nothing you could do but sit back and take it

 

[Mr. Mojo]

I freakin' hate crows! They never seem to shut up.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I freakin' hate crows! They never seem to shut up.

"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

 

[tdoss]

I'm pretty sure it's bad luck just seeing a thing like this.