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DC Sportstalk host Chad Dukes blasts the Redskins (1 Viewer)

He lost me 25 seconds in...they OWE you? You have 3 Super Bowls in your 31 years as a fan. The NFC North has two in that timeframe. The NFC South has 2 in that timeframe. The AFC West has 4 in that timeframe.

Wake up you fool! You are a a cheeseburger away from a heart attack and you are going off like this?!?!

I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.

Football is cyclical. I am sorry about that. But even Yankees fans are more composed than you, and that is saying a lot.

 
Ministry of Pain said:
Summary please? Can't listen to it where I am
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....accusing management of being "millionaires" who don't know what they are doing and assemble a team that goes out on MNF and gives a half-###ed effort........owe true fans money back for years of loyalty (those who haven't jumped shop to the cowboys)........should all lose their jobs........50% Eagles fans in the stands in a home game........Albert Haynesworth "doing the worm" on the ground instead of a second effort........$30 to park a mile away....lying about games being sold out........let Mike Vick score 6 TDs when he was in prison two years ago.... [err, OK, that one was funny....Vick obviously has improved]....pay Shanahan out and fire them all........Dan Snyder, "go ride the rides at 6 Flags or flip some burgers for me somewhere, just get out....
 
LittlePhatty said:
Ministry of Pain said:
Summary please? Can't listen to it where I am
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....accusing management of being "millionaires" who don't know what they are doing and assemble a team that goes out on MNF and gives a half-###ed effort........owe true fans money back for years of loyalty (those who haven't jumped shop to the cowboys)....

....should all lose their jobs....

....50% Eagles fans in the stands in a home game....

....Albert Haynesworth "doing the worm" on the ground instead of a second effort....

....$30 to park a mile away....lying about games being sold out....

....let Mike Vick score 6 TDs when he was in prison two years ago.... [err, OK, that one was funny....Vick obviously has improved]

....pay Shanahan out and fire them all....

....Dan Snyder, "go ride the rides at 6 Flags or flip some burgers for me somewhere, just get out....
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I believe he specified that he prefers the Jonny Rocket's burger. Spot on otherwise.
 
Sweet Love said:
LittlePhatty said:
Ministry of Pain said:
Summary please? Can't listen to it where I am
Click to expand...
....accusing management of being "millionaires" who don't know what they are doing and assemble a team that goes out on MNF and gives a half-###ed effort........owe true fans money back for years of loyalty (those who haven't jumped shop to the cowboys)....

....should all lose their jobs....

....50% Eagles fans in the stands in a home game....

....Albert Haynesworth "doing the worm" on the ground instead of a second effort....

....$30 to park a mile away....lying about games being sold out....

....let Mike Vick score 6 TDs when he was in prison two years ago.... [err, OK, that one was funny....Vick obviously has improved]

....pay Shanahan out and fire them all....

....Dan Snyder, "go ride the rides at 6 Flags or flip some burgers for me somewhere, just get out....
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I believe he specified that he prefers the Jonny Rocket's burger. Spot on otherwise.
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Snyder owns Johnny Rocket's. Overpriced fare there, just like his team.
 
Sweet Love said:
I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.
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Chad Dukes was a practice squad RB for the Redskins under Schottenheimer (if I remembe correctly). He's probably bitter that he was never promoted.
 
Sammy Traveller said:
Sweet Love said:
I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.
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Chad Dukes was a practice squad RB for the Redskins under Schottenheimer (if I remembe correctly). He's probably bitter that he was never promoted.
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Different Chad Dukes.
 
dennis.moore said:
Sammy Traveller said:
Sweet Love said:
I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.
Click to expand...
Chad Dukes was a practice squad RB for the Redskins under Schottenheimer (if I remembe correctly). He's probably bitter that he was never promoted.
Click to expand...
Different Chad Dukes.
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Seriously? What are the chances!?!?!
 
This Chad Dukes is so bad he was fired off of sports radio in Baltimore - the most barren wasteland for talent you have ever heard. He is terrible. That being said, this clip of Fat Albert Haynesworth lying on the field while the play continues is priceless:

http://i55.tinypic.com/2nhf4no.gif

 
dennis.moore said:
Sammy Traveller said:
Sweet Love said:
I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.
Click to expand...
Chad Dukes was a practice squad RB for the Redskins under Schottenheimer (if I remembe correctly). He's probably bitter that he was never promoted.
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Different Chad Dukes.
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Oh.
 
Man, this guy needs to chill out. It's just football. He could always change the channel, or here's an idea....just stop going to games.

 
Sweet Love said:
dennis.moore said:
Sammy Traveller said:
Sweet Love said:
I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.
Click to expand...
Chad Dukes was a practice squad RB for the Redskins under Schottenheimer (if I remembe correctly). He's probably bitter that he was never promoted.
Click to expand...
Different Chad Dukes.
Click to expand...
Seriously? What are the chances!?!?!
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If you saw what this Chad Dukes looks like, you'd soon realize that he's never played a pro sport and perhaps any sport period. If he wants Snyder to flip some burgers, it's because he wants to eat them.
 
Jewell said:
Sweet Love said:
dennis.moore said:
Sammy Traveller said:
Sweet Love said:
I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.
Click to expand...
Chad Dukes was a practice squad RB for the Redskins under Schottenheimer (if I remembe correctly). He's probably bitter that he was never promoted.
Click to expand...
Different Chad Dukes.
Click to expand...
Seriously? What are the chances!?!?!
Click to expand...
If you saw what this Chad Dukes looks like, you'd soon realize that he's never played a pro sport and perhaps any sport period. If he wants Snyder to flip some burgers, it's because he wants to eat them.
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http://cbswjfk.files.wordpress.com/2010/05...der-650x250.jpg
 
EPIC.

The best part is Arrington's constant interjections of "Get 'em!"

I'd probably feel the same way if Dan Snyder was controlling the fate of my favorite team, but I hope I'd be less unhinged about it.

 
dennis.moore said:
Jewell said:
Sweet Love said:
dennis.moore said:
Different Chad Dukes.
Click to expand...
Seriously? What are the chances!?!?!
Click to expand...
If you saw what this Chad Dukes looks like, you'd soon realize that he's never played a pro sport and perhaps any sport period. If he wants Snyder to flip some burgers, it's because he wants to eat them.
Click to expand...
http://cbswjfk.files.wordpress.com/2010/05...der-650x250.jpg
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ok. :deadhorse: because the Chad Dukes I remember wasn't white.
 
The best thing about this spaz-out is the co-host's stern get 'em from the peanut gallery the whole time.

 
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LittlePhatty said:
Ministry of Pain said:
Summary please? Can't listen to it where I am
Click to expand...
....accusing management of being "millionaires" who don't know what they are doing and assemble a team that goes out on MNF and gives a half-###ed effort........owe true fans money back for years of loyalty (those who haven't jumped shop to the cowboys)........should all lose their jobs........50% Eagles fans in the stands in a home game........Albert Haynesworth "doing the worm" on the ground instead of a second effort........$30 to park a mile away....lying about games being sold out........let Mike Vick score 6 TDs when he was in prison two years ago.... [err, OK, that one was funny....Vick obviously has improved]....pay Shanahan out and fire them all........Dan Snyder, "go ride the rides at 6 Flags or flip some burgers for me somewhere, just get out....
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Change the names and team and you have the same thing Panther fans are thinking.
 
I think Snyder and the Skins is bit of a unique situation.......a bit. Not a lot, but this guy has made some colossal crap moves.

I love it.

 
Sweet Love said:
He lost me 25 seconds in...they OWE you? You have 3 Super Bowls in your 31 years as a fan. The NFC North has two in that timeframe. The NFC South has 2 in that timeframe. The AFC West has 4 in that timeframe. Wake up you fool! You are a a cheeseburger away from a heart attack and you are going off like this?!?!I have never heard this person in my life. I only listen to sports radio, but I will tell you, I do not know the difference from 80% of the people I listen to. The top 10% standout, and the bottom 10% standout. You sir, are bottom 10%.Football is cyclical. I am sorry about that. But even Yankees fans are more composed than you, and that is saying a lot.
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Agreed. This guy is just some random attention $*% who knows that if he whines loud enough, the lemmings will tune in.
 
Pip said:
EPIC.The best part is Arrington's constant interjections of "Get 'em!" I'd probably feel the same way if Dan Snyder was controlling the fate of my favorite team, but I hope I'd be less unhinged about it.
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No way. The best part is the rant has been building and building for minutes, and after this relentless onslaught of vitriol there is finally a brief pause and Lavarr says (with impeccable delivery and timing): "And you picked 'em to win."I lost it.
 
tombonneau said:
Pip said:
EPIC.The best part is Arrington's constant interjections of "Get 'em!" I'd probably feel the same way if Dan Snyder was controlling the fate of my favorite team, but I hope I'd be less unhinged about it.
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No way. The best part is the rant has been building and building for minutes, and after this relentless onslaught of vitriol there is finally a brief pause and Lavarr says (with impeccable delivery and timing): "And you picked 'em to win."I lost it.
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Absolutely. Legitimately spat coffee onto the keyboard.
 
regardless of whether or not it was warranted, this is by far the best rant on anything ive ever heard.

 
regardless of whether or not it was warranted, this is by far the best rant on anything ive ever heard.

 
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