Leaning up against two posts, across the way, Trixie and Jane are having what passes for a conversation. It's the best Drunk Girl chat I have ever seen in my life, and I must say, I have witnessed a few. For once, Jane is the least drunk member of a combo. Trixie is smoking and drinking up a storm, #####ing about Al and what a pain in the ### he was to lock himself away where no one could get to him and help him. "########## upstairs...whorehouse across the way, where I work..." Trixie says, by way of explaining who she's yelling about. Jane nods, "He IS a ####in' ##########." Jane asks Trixie if she realizes Al had designs to murder Sophia when she first came to the camp. Trixie says, with some belligerence, that no, she didn't. Jane confirms: "Hell yes, he had a design. Charlie and me, spirited her from camp, forced him to a second victim more suitable to his ##########'s purpose." Trixie slurs at Jane, asking rhetorically if she thinks men are any ####in' different if "they've had their ####in' ##### cut off?" Now she's talking about Sol and, I assume, referring to him being circumcised. Jane is looking at her in hard concentration, trying to follow the conversation. "They ain't no ####### different. You gotta like their friends or they won't teach you numbers or every other ####in' regulation they set." Man, Trixie's having a bad day. Jane is a bit at a loss here, and hems out an "anyways..."But Trixie's on a roll, and she's rolled back to Al. "Far as it ####### goes, he also brought the cripple from that orphanage." Jane is lost. "Uh, what orphanage?" Trixie is, of course, now talking about Jewel. She waves her cigarette, drunkenly, rambling on about Al's stupid story about how he keeps Jewel around in case a customer comes in looking for sex but only has nine cents to pay for it. That's a bull#### story, Trixie says, and the truth is "why she's around is...it's his sick ####in' way of protectin' her." Jane, thoroughly confused, starts to say that she's going to get some whiskey, but Trixie cuts her off in order to wrap up her rundown on the Duality of Al. "There's entries on both sides of the ####in' ledger, is the ####in' point," Trixie says, berating herself a breath later for already talking "like a ####in' Jew." Poor Jane. Who among us hasn't gotten trapped next to a Trixie in the line for the ladies' room at a party?Jane decides to try to change the subject. "Shaping up to be a nice cool evening," she says, looking over at Trixie with a squinty smile. Receiving no reply, she sighs. "Maybe he has a good side to him too that I entirely ####### missed," she says. "It's always ####in' possible, drunk as I am, ####in' continuously." She steps off the porch, turning back to tell Trixie, "It's nice to see you."