I owe you an apology.
I play fantasy football and I am cursed to not win a championship this century. Once again, I put together very good teams on my two leagues. I scored an amazing amount of points, either pulling away by over 110% of the next closest teams with one other team or by myself. I was good enough and lucky enough to advance to the final game in both leagues.
Now comes the apology part....
I insensitively and selfishly decided to base the fortunes of both my teams, and tempt fate, in no small part on one Fast Willie Parker. While he has not delivered the exceptional performance I had hoped, he has been a quality and necessary piece of the team. Given that the football gods are both exacting and efficient, they chose the most expedient way to ensure I met my destiny.....they struck down the common contributor: Willie Parker.
I sincerely apologize and extend my most heartfelt regret to anyone I may have hurt with my selfish actions. I did not consider the implications of my actions on others. That is something I have to live with and, with God's help, I hope to one day be able to be at peace with myself.
I can only hope that, someday, you too will forgive me as well.
Sincerely,
Regulators / Seatown Ballers owner and managing partner
P.S. be glad that, as the other common player, I did not have Big Ben as a starter on either team. At least you can take that as a small condolence.
I play fantasy football and I am cursed to not win a championship this century. Once again, I put together very good teams on my two leagues. I scored an amazing amount of points, either pulling away by over 110% of the next closest teams with one other team or by myself. I was good enough and lucky enough to advance to the final game in both leagues.
Now comes the apology part....
I insensitively and selfishly decided to base the fortunes of both my teams, and tempt fate, in no small part on one Fast Willie Parker. While he has not delivered the exceptional performance I had hoped, he has been a quality and necessary piece of the team. Given that the football gods are both exacting and efficient, they chose the most expedient way to ensure I met my destiny.....they struck down the common contributor: Willie Parker.
I sincerely apologize and extend my most heartfelt regret to anyone I may have hurt with my selfish actions. I did not consider the implications of my actions on others. That is something I have to live with and, with God's help, I hope to one day be able to be at peace with myself.
I can only hope that, someday, you too will forgive me as well.
Sincerely,
Regulators / Seatown Ballers owner and managing partner
P.S. be glad that, as the other common player, I did not have Big Ben as a starter on either team. At least you can take that as a small condolence.
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Seriously though...what are you driving at? A total points league?
People who say FF is 100% luck are almost always losers. Long-term winners (which does not mean winners every year) would never say it's 100% luck.
People who say FF is 100% luck are almost always losers. Long-term winners (which does not mean winners every year) would never say it's 100% luck.
People who say FF is 100% luck are almost always losers. Long-term winners (which does not mean winners every year) would never say it's 100% luck.
