Dentist and the Ladies Final Four (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

(1) UConn vs. (1) Maryland

(1) Notre Dame vs. (1) South Carolina

Obviously, this much chalk is a problem for Dentist as EVERY team is a #1 seed. How best to determine the true, undisputed champion?

1) Round-robin, best of 7 series against each of the other 3 teams. With 21 games, that should provide enough spread to determine the true #1 seed.

2) New referees for each game of each series; crews work no more than one game to eliminate bias and minimize incompetence.

3) If a player gets hurt, the entrire tournament comes to a halt until that player is completely healed. All players will be given massages and placed in hyperbaric chambers after each game.

4) Now that teams are seeded 1-4, teams 1 and 4 as well as 2 and 3 square off in a best of 15 series - you have to win the series by at least two games

5) Once those series have been determined, the winners play a best of 39 for the title.

We should have a champion by around Thanksgiving.

 

[The General]

 

[Das Boot]

By definition, the end result will be a bad beat.

 

[Tom Servo]

I had other things, like playing on an isolated court at Area 51, but I thought that was going a little thick with the satire.

 

[Sinn Fein]

See this is the kind of tournament where Dentist likes to watch while taking a big dump.

 

[Dentist]

I like all those suggestions a lot.

Brilliant, especially like the injury part.

This would clearly determine the best team even if it might encroach on next season