Describe the biggest lunatic in your office/job (1 Viewer)

[Amused to Death]

I know someone who works with this guy who is apparently really really brilliant, but says some really strange stuff. He claims to have tried to kill someone when he was 14, but the knife hit the kids belt buckle. This caused him to find Jesus he says, which is all fine and good. But now he is saying stuff like the pyramids were built to store grain, that building should be retrofitted to include transgendered bathrooms, and that every work assignment he gets that he doesn't like is "worse than slavery." He really likes guns and is displaying some sort of paranoia about some people thinking he's a pathological liar.

Did he claim to go to West Point? Pretty sure he is a liar.

 

[xulf]

Some guy in my office insists that a hot dog is a sandwich.

 

[Deepster]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

 

[sbonomo]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

Maybe that was her only suit? i jam a pair of boxers, socks and a fresh shirt into my laptop bag when i have an overnight stay. I don't think i could get three days in there though. Oh, and what would you give her out of 10 - might be sexy if she is a no underwear gal.

 

[kupcho1]

He has an elephant on his desk that he points to when "no one is addressing the elephant in the room".

I may adopt this as shtick

Fantastic

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

He has an elephant on his desk that he points to when "no one is addressing the elephant in the room".

I may adopt this as shtick

Fantastic

I'm going to keep an empty box on my desk and tell people then need to start thinking outside of it.

 

[msommer]

He has an elephant on his desk that he points to when "no one is addressing the elephant in the room".

I may adopt this as shtick

Fantastic

But speak to it, as if no one else is there or matters

"I'll address the elephant in the room"

"Oh elephant, how do we handle XYZ"

 

[top dog]

He has an elephant on his desk that he points to when "no one is addressing the elephant in the room".

I may adopt this as shtick

Fantastic

I'm going to keep an empty box on my desk and tell people then need to start thinking outside of it.

I like this. I'm going to hid a small box under the other desk in his office. That way when he points to the elephant, I will pull out the box and say no one is addressing the elephant because they can't think outside this box.

 

[TheAristocrat]

- Went into a strip club for his 30th birthday. Some fairly decent talent onstage. He played Ms. Pac Man in the corner the entire time.

 

[elbowrm]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

That's amazing.

 

[Mario Kart]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

Maybe she did laundry each night. Or, you caught her on the end and beginning of her laundry cycle.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The boss is an older guy who is the Director of IT even though he doesn't understand technology. He has an elephant on his desk that he points to when "no one is addressing the elephant in the room".

This is ####ing awesome.

I think I should get a can of this and use it as a visual aid when talking to my students.

If they don't ship I could probably pick some up for you

 

[bushdocda]

The elephant in the room thing is awesome.

I can't think of one but a guy that used to work in my wife's dept practiced violin at work to surprise his wife. He also took like 2 weeks of bereavement when his pet chicken died. I don't remember all the other weird #### she's mentioned to me and he was fired for being a d ouche.

 

[Deepster]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

Maybe that was her only suit? i jam a pair of boxers, socks and a fresh shirt into my laptop bag when i have an overnight stay. I don't think i could get three days in there though. Oh, and what would you give her out of 10 - might be sexy if she is a no underwear gal.

A) She didn't have a laptop bag. She had a medium sized pocketbook.

B) Have you ever traveled anywhere with a female before? My ex-wife couldn't go to the grocery store without bringing 2 extra pairs of shoes.

C) Out of 10, she was maybe a 3. Maybe.

 

[McGarnicle]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

If I had Chet money I'd just FedEx my luggage.

 

[cstu]

Anyone else got a "throw my trash into your trash basket every time I come into your office" guy?

 

[cstu]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

If I had Chet money I'd just pay someone to FedEx my luggage.

Fixed.

 

[sbonomo]

Worked with a woman, in her mid-40's, and we went on a business trip to Chicago (a plane flight for us).

We left Monday morning and were getting back later on Wednesday night. I notice she didn't have a carry-on bag so I figured the rookie checked a bag in for a business trip. Nope. She brought nothing but a medium sized pocketbook for a 3 day business trip.

Same suit. Same shirt. I have NO idea if where was a change of undergarments in the pocketbook. We had business dinners both nights, so we weren't back at the hotel until 9 pm or later both nights too, so she was wearing those clothes for 13-14 hour days....and on the plane trip out there.

Maybe that was her only suit? i jam a pair of boxers, socks and a fresh shirt into my laptop bag when i have an overnight stay. I don't think i could get three days in there though. Oh, and what would you give her out of 10 - might be sexy if she is a no underwear gal.

A) She didn't have a laptop bag. She had a medium sized pocketbook.

B) Have you ever traveled anywhere with a female before? My ex-wife couldn't go to the grocery store without bringing 2 extra pairs of shoes.

C) Out of 10, she was maybe a 3. Maybe.

Well then, that is gross.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Maybe its me.