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Do you believe in magical witches? (1 Viewer)

Do you believe there are witches who can do magic?


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No.  That's ridiculous.  Magic is the stuff of fantasy stories and fairy tales.  I know this because the all-knowing invisible man in the sky told me so.

 
No.  That's ridiculous.  Magic is the stuff of fantasy stories and fairy tales.  I know this because the all-knowing invisible man in the sky told me so.
I believe the all knowing man in the sky has stated quite clearly that they exist and that we should kill them.

 
http://www.psychichelpcalifornia.com/

"My Mission in life & Within my Business as a Witch, Psychic, Spiritualist etc. is to give people a chance at happiness by helping them take full responsibility for everything that has happened, and will happen and of course with a touch of Magic from me!"

Looks real to me.

 
I'm from Salem Ma so many are the times witches have simply whispered in my ear and i've turned into a motel.

ETA: I actually dated several witches in my Salem days. Some FFApper preserved my sexual opinion of them in his sig backinaday. I wish i could remember who it was cuz it was one of the funnier things i've said here.

 
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If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning till there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
I'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

 
I'd love to see a list of things that were once considered to be "witchcraft" by Christians.
Biblical references include divination and consulting with demonic spirits.  There is a story about Saul conjuring up the ghost of Samuel with a witch to consult with who got mad that he was woken up.

The list would pretty much contain anything that is spiritual activity that is either anti-God or non-God in nature.

 
Biblical references include divination and consulting with demonic spirits.  There is a story about Saul conjuring up the ghost of Samuel with a witch to consult with who got mad that he was woken up.

The list would pretty much contain anything that is spiritual activity that is either anti-God or non-God in nature.
Repetitive abuse of my divining rod - witchcraft or no?

 
Biblical references include divination and consulting with demonic spirits.  There is a story about Saul conjuring up the ghost of Samuel with a witch to consult with who got mad that he was woken up.

The list would pretty much contain anything that is spiritual activity that is either anti-God or non-God in nature.
You really don't see how batcrap crazy this type of thinking is?

 
You really don't see how batcrap crazy this type of thinking is?
Yes/no

To people who don't have any belief in spiritual anything?  Nonsense.

To people who believe we are spiritual beings and that there is an afterlife?  Plausible.

The basic beliefs in God and spirituality will shape your beliefs on what is crazy or sane.

 
I believe in magic, I believe in witches, logically I guess I should believe in magical witches - but I can't do it, I just can't.

 
Biblical references include divination and consulting with demonic spirits.  There is a story about Saul conjuring up the ghost of Samuel with a witch to consult with who got mad that he was woken up.

The list would pretty much contain anything that is spiritual activity that is either anti-God or non-God in nature.
Genies?

 
Yes/no

To people who don't have any belief in spiritual anything?  Nonsense.

To people who believe we are spiritual beings and that there is an afterlife?  Plausible.

The basic beliefs in God and spirituality will shape your beliefs on what is crazy or sane.
That's some circular reasoning there.

 
Yes/no

To people who don't have any belief in spiritual anything?  Nonsense.

To people who believe we are spiritual beings and that there is an afterlife?  Plausible.

The basic beliefs in God and spirituality will shape your beliefs on what is crazy or sane.
In other words, to people who believe there really are pokemon all around them, it's perfectly sane to believe there really are pokemon all around them. Ok, got it. 

 

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