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Every thread I start (well, all three of them in my many years) involve issues with the wife. I thought I'd give the 4 people that click threads I start a break on this one.Plus, I have no idea what they discussed. I don't have much to start a thread more than my first post.This one deserves a thread of its own, plz.
That's what makes it ideal--it will give everyone room for wild speculation.Every thread I start (well, all three of them in my many years) involve issues with the wife. I thought I'd give the 4 people that click threads I start a break on this one.Plus, I have no idea what they discussed. I don't have much to start a thread more than my first post.This one deserves a thread of its own, plz.
OK, on a serious front, I have many ex-boyfriends on Facebook. I don't use the "chat" feature with anyone, but I'd imagine for your wife that it's just fun to catch up with someone from long ago. No need to be concerned (at this stage).
Keylogger imo.Every thread I start (well, all three of them in my many years) involve issues with the wife. I thought I'd give the 4 people that click threads I start a break on this one.Plus, I have no idea what they discussed. I don't have much to start a thread more than my first post.This one deserves a thread of its own, plz.
Buzzkill. You almost had me convinced to start a thread.That's what makes it ideal--it will give everyone room for wild speculation.Every thread I start (well, all three of them in my many years) involve issues with the wife. I thought I'd give the 4 people that click threads I start a break on this one.Plus, I have no idea what they discussed. I don't have much to start a thread more than my first post.This one deserves a thread of its own, plz.
"Is this your Huey Lewis CD?""No. Too ethnic."I used the Patrick Bateman monologue about Genesis/Phil Collins from American Psycho as my status today. Finding it hysterical how many of my friends are replying 'omg I love Genesis too and completely agree about how deep they were'. I edited out the lines where he interrupts himself talk to the hookers. Another guy is replying with them but it's still going completely over the Genesis fans' heads...
That is hysterical!!
Awesome. Can I steal this?I used the Patrick Bateman monologue about Genesis/Phil Collins from American Psycho as my status today. Finding it hysterical how many of my friends are replying 'omg I love Genesis too and completely agree about how deep they were'. I edited out the lines where he interrupts himself talk to the hookers. Another guy is replying with them but it's still going completely over the Genesis fans' heads...
I'm not even asking. I am stealing this.Awesome. Can I steal this?I used the Patrick Bateman monologue about Genesis/Phil Collins from American Psycho as my status today. Finding it hysterical how many of my friends are replying 'omg I love Genesis too and completely agree about how deep they were'. I edited out the lines where he interrupts himself talk to the hookers. Another guy is replying with them but it's still going completely over the Genesis fans' heads...
Wooooooooooooooooooo!!! lolA "friend"'s status update, typed without any sarcasm on her part: "FRIDAY FRIDAY TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY"
Math isn't what it used to be.A guy I went to high school with does this all the time (albeit not as bad as above). He's convinced he's some kind of trivia genius by answering fairly obvious questions about pop culture.
Absolutely.I'm not even asking. I am stealing this.Awesome. Can I steal this?I used the Patrick Bateman monologue about Genesis/Phil Collins from American Psycho as my status today. Finding it hysterical how many of my friends are replying 'omg I love Genesis too and completely agree about how deep they were'. I edited out the lines where he interrupts himself talk to the hookers. Another guy is replying with them but it's still going completely over the Genesis fans' heads...
:subscribe:
This is borderline epic. I'll take a PM with the names so I can friend request them.
UPDATE: same results. A couple people knew the reference and my sister said, "I like that song Another Day in Paradise."Absolutely.I'm not even asking. I am stealing this.Awesome. Can I steal this?I used the Patrick Bateman monologue about Genesis/Phil Collins from American Psycho as my status today. Finding it hysterical how many of my friends are replying 'omg I love Genesis too and completely agree about how deep they were'. I edited out the lines where he interrupts himself talk to the hookers. Another guy is replying with them but it's still going completely over the Genesis fans' heads...
I guess I'll try this.UPDATE: same results. A couple people knew the reference and my sister said, "I like that song Another Day in Paradise."Absolutely.I'm not even asking. I am stealing this.Awesome. Can I steal this?I used the Patrick Bateman monologue about Genesis/Phil Collins from American Psycho as my status today. Finding it hysterical how many of my friends are replying 'omg I love Genesis too and completely agree about how deep they were'. I edited out the lines where he interrupts himself talk to the hookers. Another guy is replying with them but it's still going completely over the Genesis fans' heads...
Gotta be shtick. Why else would someone friend a bunch of people they don't know then post rediculous comments about their personal life.So does anyone actually know this person? All shtick?
The original FB poster is probably shtick, but dollars to doughnuts these Jesus freaks are very real.
Comment: "Apparently every day is hump day when you're ####### a married man."
Nicely done.Comment: "Apparently every day is hump day when you're ####### a married man."
If you could just sign the petition on line 4,999. TIA.A "friend"'s status update, typed without any sarcasm on her part: "FRIDAY FRIDAY TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY"
:lmoa:
Yes."Tripping balls" might be the best phrase ever invented.
I don't know why I ever stopped using it.Yes."Tripping balls" might be the best phrase ever invented.
I posted my own version of this, since I am annoyed by the people posting this nonsense. Let all illegal aliens who can't afford health insurance die. It is exactly the level of care that they could have expected in their own country. If you are not legal in our country, you are not entitled to the benefits of our country.McBokonon said:..."thinks that no one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day."
That's what I've been saying!
That might be the first facebook status version of a chain-email forward that I've seen.McBokonon said:..."thinks that no one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day."Been seeing this one around today
Wow. I didn't know Maya Angelou posted on this board.
I think I'll just steal this for my status update.proninja said:
ditto.
:X
I find that the second I see one idiot doing one of those, I have to block it, since 7 other lemmings will follow right up and do it and clog up my page with that nonsense. I agree, I wish there was a proactive way to pre-ignore them before people take them.I saw a friend take one that said for whatever reason she is most closely resembling "Camera Diaz" Yes, Camera. Maybe I should make one trying to figure out who is the bigger idiot, the person making the quiz or the person taking it (irony intended)is there any way to block all quizzes, especially "what *** are you?"If you were a tree, which tree would you be?
