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krista4
Footballguy
SlaX
Footballguy
I have a friend who posts a couple of posts like this every day. I almost want to block her, but it's good entertainment.
Ruffrodys05
IBL Representative
Joined up the other day in an effort to try to have some communication with my kids. Nothing more. Spent nearly an hour setting up all the privacy settings. Pain in the rear, but my kids have now been talking to me somewhat.I don't spend more than a few minutes a day on it and I don't think it will ever be more than that.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
God saved me .49 cents on a beach ball today.
boilerdave
Footballguy
I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Is that Brianna Denison on the left?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
No. But she does like guys with mustaches, which probably increases her chances of being raped and killed.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
God she's hot. I'll have to work on my 'stache and add her.
Dexter Manley
Footballguy
Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?I have a friend who posts a couple of posts like this every day. I almost want to block her, but it's good entertainment.
boilerdave said:I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts. She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
Wear a condom, bro.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Dead serious. Some updates I missed Wednesday...Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?
So if I'm reading this correctly, God knew the devil broke her AC so he decided to not make it too hot in Dallas. Then he sent someone to fix it and give her the Blessed Rate. He does sound pretty wonderful...
krista4
Footballguy
Dead serious. Some updates I missed Wednesday...Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?
So if I'm reading this correctly, God knew the devil broke her AC so he decided to not make it too hot in Dallas. Then he sent someone to fix it and give her the Blessed Rate. He does sound pretty wonderful...
So how in the hell in God's name do you know this person???
nysportsfan
Footballguy
I don't know what to say.
YSR
Footballguy
God is good.Dead serious. Some updates I missed Wednesday...Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?So if I'm reading this correctly, God knew the devil broke her AC so he decided to not make it too hot in Dallas. Then he sent someone to fix it and give her the Blessed Rate. He does sound pretty wonderful...
krista4
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Luckily I've never met her. She saw my picture in a mutual friend's photo album and sent a friend request. I hesitantly accepted. Then she asked if she could text me and/or meet me for happy hour. I politely declined. Think I told her I had a girlfriend, which may have even been true.Dead serious. Some updates I missed Wednesday...Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?
:( :(
So if I'm reading this correctly, God knew the devil broke her AC so he decided to not make it too hot in Dallas. Then he sent someone to fix it and give her the Blessed Rate. He does sound pretty wonderful...
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Dexter Manley
Footballguy
Dead serious. Some updates I missed Wednesday...Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?So if I'm reading this correctly, God knew the devil broke her AC so he decided to not make it too hot in Dallas. Then he sent someone to fix it and give her the Blessed Rate. He does sound pretty wonderful...
Awesome. I would actually try this out as shtick on facebook if I didn't think some people would take me too seriously. Or tell me that I'm going to hell once I proclaim it was all just a ruse.
boilerdave
Footballguy
This took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
I give it a huge chance to succeed. Seems it was built on a solid base.This took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
boilerdave
Footballguy
I know.I give it a huge chance to succeed. Seems it was built on a solid base.This took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
So when she flies in to visit for the first time, you'll have a priest on call?This took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
Chargers86
Footballguy
One of my "friends" on Facebook apparently works Thursday through Monday. He finds it necessary to update his status EVERY Monday with "It's my Friday!"
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
WhatTheThis took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
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boilerdave
Footballguy
We won't get married on her first visit. I'm not catholic and I don't think she is.So when she flies in to visit for the first time, you'll have a priest on call?
boilerdave
Footballguy
I'm thinking the same thing.WhatTheThis took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
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The nookie was that good?We won't get married on her first visit. I'm not catholic and I don't think she is.So when she flies in to visit for the first time, you'll have a priest on call?This took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
If I'm reading this correctly, he hasn't even met her yet much less sampled the nookie.The nookie was that good?We won't get married on her first visit. I'm not catholic and I don't think she is.So when she flies in to visit for the first time, you'll have a priest on call?This took a twist over the weekend.When I made the original post I thought I had the makings of an interesting story for the FFA but now I'm reluctant to go public with it. We may be getting married. SERIOUSLY!I was browsing through random pictures and profiles Tuesday night, a lady caught my eye so I sent a friendship request just for the heck of it. Soon my request was accepted followed almost immediately by her popping up in the FB chat. We have chatted quite a bit the past few nights, exchanged a few emails and texts.
She is making plans to fly in for a visit next week.
That Little Voice
Footballguy
So great. The Jesusbook updates are some of my favorites. She prolly used Kingdom Air Conditioning. Its in the Metroplex and everything.Dead serious. Some updates I missed Wednesday...Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?
So if I'm reading this correctly, God knew the devil broke her AC so he decided to not make it too hot in Dallas. Then he sent someone to fix it and give her the Blessed Rate. He does sound pretty wonderful...
You may be right. I took it as she flew in this past weekend, they humped, and are now talking about getting married.
boilerdave
Footballguy
You are correct.
SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
:needsitsownthreadwithpics:
You HAVE to make your story it's own thread. I'm curious about your ages, kids, past marriages, etc.
The_Hunchback
Footballguy
Monday is the new Friday.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yes. So many questions...
boilerdave
Footballguy
I have spent hours chatting with her and she has an incredible life story that I believe to be true….but it is the internet so I have to be a bit skeptical and I don’t want to post details until maybe after I see how this plays out.
There will be no pictures for a while, if ever.
I am 50, divorced and raising a 14 y.o. She is 30, never married, no kids.
Here I go giving more details than I really want to.
There will be no pictures for a while, if ever.
I am 50, divorced and raising a 14 y.o. She is 30, never married, no kids.
Here I go giving more details than I really want to.
Emerson Biggens
Footballguy
just to be clear... she is obviously some over religious nutjob. But, she sends random facebook friend requests to people she doesn't know, wants to meet for happy hour - presumably to drink alcohol - with a possible attempt to strike up a relationship? Those don't add up at all. I understand why you didn't meet herLuckily I've never met her. She saw my picture in a mutual friend's photo album and sent a friend request. I hesitantly accepted. Then she asked if she could text me and/or meet me for happy hour. I politely declined. Think I told her I had a girlfriend, which may have even been true.Dead serious. Some updates I missed Wednesday...Wait. That wasn't shtick by Stu's facebook friend? They were serious?
So if I'm reading this correctly, God knew the devil broke her AC so he decided to not make it too hot in Dallas. Then he sent someone to fix it and give her the Blessed Rate. He does sound pretty wonderful...
, but oh the stories you could have had! She would have probably thanked God for the beautiful beer he just supplied her with.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
and GOOD LUCK!
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
My Facebook update today:
nysportsfan
Footballguy
nysportsfan
Footballguy
How do you single guys meet random singles on facebook? My cousin used to make fun of me being on facebook, but he has been on for a few months now because I told him that I thought he could meet females pretty easily. Yet I have no idea how to tell him he should go about it. Any links or groups or suggestions I can give him or do you guys just randomly befriend complete strangers?
ThaPenguin
Footballguy
"X just got done working out, and now heading to work!!!"
About 5 of my friends, every morning.
About 5 of my friends, every morning.
SmoovySmoov
The Way of the Samurai
You should rob their houses."X just got done working out, and now heading to work!!!"About 5 of my friends, every morning.
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
I put all those people on "ignore" a long time ago."X just got done working out, and now heading to work!!!"About 5 of my friends, every morning.
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Don't forget to murder them when they come home, too.You should rob their houses."X just got done working out, and now heading to work!!!"About 5 of my friends, every morning.
