Here is a fantasy football quiz that should be given to all potential owners....
- What do the following acronyms stand for (ADP, PPR, RBBC, VBD)? Any FF'er not knowing these basic terms is a newbie who should stick to local or yahoo leagues.
- How do you correctly pronounce Houshmandzadeh? Better yet, ask them to spell it.
- Tiki Barber always seems to be underrated. What is the earliest round you will draft Tiki in this year? If they spit out a number, DENIED!
- Send them a link to a mock draft where there have been some horrible picks and ask them to critique it (i.e. JaMarcus Russell in the 5th round, Peyton Manning as the 1st overall pick, a defense drafted in the 4th round, or a kicker drafted in the 7th round). Make sure to tell them what the starting requirements are, whether or not it's PPR, and if it's a redraft or dynasty league. You can go to www.fantasyfootballcalculator.com, sign up early as all 8 people in the mock, then do the enitre draft yourself. That way you can make if whatever you want. Throw in some players that fall a few rounds later than their ADP to see if he spots them. Also, draft a few teams where the QB2 has the same bye week as QB1, or a team that drafts multiple kickers.
Last year, I decided to play in a new dynasty league with a group of folks I'd never met. It was a 12-team league hunting for 3 more owners. I threw my name in the hat, and got a phone call from the commish. He was interviewing me, and I was thinking, "excellent, I'm gonna like this league", because he was asking all the normal questions I would expect. I must've answered to his satisfaction, because I made it into the league. The online draft went well, and all of the other owners seemed savvy. I was excited about this new league and thought I'd found one that I'd stay with for many years. About a week after the draft, the commish starts sending e-mails to the entire league about his political agenda. One of the owners (I assume he was from China, his last name was Chen) takes offense to one of his e-mails, and asks the commish not to send any more political rants. The commish basically replied, "if you don't like it, screw you". This went on all season, with the commish sending umpteen e-mails daily, like he was some sort of crazed militant. Yes, the league itself was competitive, but just not my style. Needless to say, I won't be playing in that league in 2007, and neither will 4 other owners. The commish was a friggin' fruitcake!