Do you shower everyday? (1 Viewer)

[FUBAR]

I shower after every meal, like my dentist recommends.

I brush my ### in the shower, also recommended.

floss FTW

For those that don't shower before work, how do you get rid of your bed head? I shower, wash my voluminous locks, apply mousse, etc.

bald, solves all these problems.

I get the convenience in that, but then you're, well, bald. For those of us follicly blessed, this is a total *shudder*

The thought of having to put product in my hair every day makes me shudder.

Cut it tight FTW.

I know, right? What are we, womyn?

A little bit of mousse in thick, well groomed hair makes you look like a million bucks. Or you could just look like every other middle aged bald, crewcut guy out there.

or you can be in shape and look like Jason Stratham or Bruce Willis.

 

[James Daulton]

I shower after every meal, like my dentist recommends.

I brush my ### in the shower, also recommended.

floss FTW

For those that don't shower before work, how do you get rid of your bed head? I shower, wash my voluminous locks, apply mousse, etc.

bald, solves all these problems.

I get the convenience in that, but then you're, well, bald. For those of us follicly blessed, this is a total *shudder*

The thought of having to put product in my hair every day makes me shudder.

Cut it tight FTW.

I know, right? What are we, womyn?

A little bit of mousse in thick, well groomed hair makes you look like a million bucks. Or you could just look like every other middle aged bald, crewcut guy out there.

or you can be in shape and look like Jason Stratham or Bruce Willis.

Then you'd just be dreamy.

 

[mr roboto]

M-F, yes.

Sometimes skip Sat or Sun depending on what I'm doing that day.

This.

 

[bosoxs45]

:honda:

 

[mr roboto]

I live in MN. In the winter the air is very dry. I also have psoriasis so I can get bad dry skin that honestly requires a lot of lotion. In winter if I showered twice a day I'd be miserable. Even once a day is too much sometimes.

But I almost always shower at night. Work from home, I workout or do yard work in the afternoons or evenings. I'll shower before dinner if I'm not going to work out or go outside afterwards, otherwise it's right before my wife goes to bed.

 

[That one guy]

Twice...morning shower is as important, if not more so, as morning coffee. Night shower or I can't sleep because I feel gross

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

A little bit of mousse in thick, well groomed hair makes you look like a million bucks. Or you could just look like every other middle aged bald, crewcut guy out there.

PREACH

 

[Christo]

For those that don't shower before work, how do you get rid of your bed head? I shower, wash my voluminous locks, apply mousse, etc.

 

[nirad3]

'nother vote for every day M-F and depends on what I'm doing Saturday/Sunday....

I shower in the morning, wife showers at night.... each thinks the other is crazy.

 

[Otis]

What animal doesn't shower?

 

[shadyridr]

What animal doesn't shower?

this

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

What animal doesn't shower?

The Reticulated Giraffe

 

[RBM]

A little bit of mousse in thick, well groomed hair makes you look like a million bucks. Or you could just look like every other middle aged bald, crewcut guy out there.

Although it's gel for me. Little bit, little bit.

 

[Ray Barboni]

M-S it's twice a day, between work and gym M-F it's needed. Then I need to wash away the alcohol and strippers Saturday morning, and need to get fresh for my Saturday night festivities.

Sunday just once in the morning, ya know - to wash away the alcohol and strippers again

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Yes but not my hands.

 

[Tick]

Keerock should sue your ###.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I work from home, so I generally shower once I start to smell my own ### through the pajama pants.

This.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I can't imagine going a day without a shower. Deodorant just doesn't feel right on an unshowered body.

Skip the deodorant?

What could go wrong?

 

[Mors Venit]

36 hours is the most i can go before i feel too disgusting i have to shower.

 

[Aerial Assault]

After reading this thread, I'm inventing single use bed linens and will make millions.

Hold on honey, don't touch my ####. I haven't showered in 7.2 hours. BRB

 

[ShamrockPride]

2 or 3 a day. Morning, after gym and sometimes a fun shower at night.

Wtf is a fun shower? Do you not have better things to do with your life?

 

[jfranco77]

2 or 3 a day. Morning, after gym and sometimes a fun shower at night.

Wtf is a fun shower? Do you not have better things to do with your life?

You need to read AR's other thread.

When you loan a chick money, your showers get a lot more interesting

 

[Aerial Assault]

2 or 3 a day. Morning, after gym and sometimes a fun shower at night.

Wtf is a fun shower? Do you not have better things to do with your life?

Hint: it costs three racks

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Has the European angle been covered yet? Because this is a topic of conversation there. Why are we Americans so obsessed about hygiene? Look at the shower and bath products industry here., it's nuts. Having said that I am an extremely sleepy person, hate the morning and aside from just personal decency I need the morning shower to wake the hell up. It is a joy of the day. God Bless America.

 

[HughHoney]

Somebody needs to start a how many times a week do you wash your hair poll. Since it leads to baldness I've cut back on it.

 

[SIDA!]

I am shocked by how many no votes there are in this thread.

 

[Christo]

I am shocked by how many no votes there are in this thread.

I usually do. But there are some weeks when I'll blow it off on a Sunday. Who cares if I'm just going to sit around by myself watching football?

 

[SIDA!]

I'd love a venn diagram of shower before bed and shoes on in the house.

We always shower before bed and we never wear shoes in the house.

 

[Judge Smails]

Twice most days

This. Morning + after workouts

 

[SIDA!]

So guys that have sex with their wife = shower at night

The rest of us = shower in the morning.

ETA - maybe that is the reason why....

No kidding.

Why would any of you guys think your woman wants to go down on you before bed after a full day of walking around, having a sweaty sack, urinating several times and possibly taking a dump?

Disgusting.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So guys that have sex with their wife = shower at night

The rest of us = shower in the morning.

ETA - maybe that is the reason why....

No kidding.Why would any of you guys think your woman wants to go down on you before bed after a full day of walking around, having a sweaty sack, urinating several times and possibly taking a dump?

Disgusting.

Yeah,,that's what's keeping my wife from sucking my D. Nailed it.

 

[John Bender]

M-F, yes.

Sometimes skip Sat or Sun depending on what I'm doing that day.

This.

Yep

 

[mr roboto]

Hint - you can scrub the undercarriage without a full shower. YWIA.

 

[SIDA!]

Hint - you can scrub the undercarriage without a full shower. YWIA.

Is this kind of like how your mom licks her finger and wipes the dirt smudge off your cheek or forehead when you are a little boy?

Please elaborate on how this works.

 

[the moops]

Somebody needs to start a how many times a week do you wash your hair poll. Since it leads to baldness I've cut back on it.

5-6 times a month for me

 

[mr roboto]

Hint - you can scrub the undercarriage without a full shower. YWIA.

Is this kind of like how your mom licks her finger and wipes the dirt smudge off your cheek or forehead when you are a little boy?Please elaborate on how this works.

Huh? Washcloth, soap and water. How nasty are you?

 

[the moops]

Haven't decided whether or not I am showering today. I feel pretty clean as is

 

[TakiToki]

Haven't decided whether or not I am showering today. I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

 

[E-Z Glider]

36 hours is the most i can go before i feel too disgusting i have to shower.

101 hours is still my personal record

 

[nirad3]

I work from home, so I generally shower once I start to smell my own ### through the pajama pants.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

I will not get into bed without showering.

I will not leave the house without showering.

So, two showers a day minimum - many days more than that.

Same with everyone in my household.

*I live in Florida

 

[SacramentoBob]

A little bit of mousse in thick, well groomed hair makes you look like a million bucks.

At the Jersey Shore.

 

[AAABatteries]

Somebody needs to start a how many times a week do you wash your hair poll. Since it leads to baldness I've cut back on it.

What's this now?

 

[comfortably numb]

So guys that have sex with their wife = shower at night

The rest of us = shower in the morning.

ETA - maybe that is the reason why....

No kidding.

Why would any of you guys think your woman wants to go down on you before bed after a full day of walking around, having a sweaty sack, urinating several times and possibly taking a dump?

Disgusting.

That there is called seasoning...

Brings woman back to their primal instincts and wanting a man to smell musky not like aisle 7 at Sephora

 

[NutterButter]

I will not get into bed without showering.

I will not leave the house without showering.

So, two showers a day minimum - many days more than that.

Same with everyone in my household.

*I live in Florida

Aren't you the guy that takes 2 hours to get ready in the morning?

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

I work from home, so I generally shower once I start to smell my own ### through the pajama pants.

 

[Tick]

36 hours is the most i can go before i feel too disgusting i have to shower.

101 hours is still my personal record

I worked on a fishing tender a couple of summers.

Manual labor + gurry* + time - showers = pure concentrated evil.

*gurry is a mixture of fish slime, fish scales, fish blood, and saltwater.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

36 hours is the most i can go before i feel too disgusting i have to shower.

101 hours is still my personal record

I worked on a fishing tender a couple of summers.

Manual labor + gurry* + time - showers = pure concentrated evil.

*gurry is a mixture of fish slime, fish scales, fish blood, and saltwater.

My god that sounds awful.

 

[the moops]

I will not get into bed without showering.

I will not leave the house without showering.

You sound like a disgusting human being

 

[grateful zed]

christ, i dont even shave my legs.