Alex P Keaton
Footballguy
I’ll ask…..Has your dad thrown a football at a gazelle?Announcers: “Christian Watson runs like a gazelle.”
My 78 year old dad: “You know what Watson and a gazelle have in common? Neither one can catch a football.”
“It’s too cold here to find a gazelle to throw to.”
(No idea what he knows about gazelle habitats)