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Stop engaging the haters and trolls. Just don't go in that stepsister thread at all, forget it even exists.
:goodposting: This is your thread. No need for the other thread to become about you. You need to seriously learn how to ignore certain individuals. You literally let every single negative post get to you.
You're right but it seems to me that there are others who let everything MC posts bother them in the same way.

 
I have some more interesting news

3 hours ago I was served legal documents from arizona. I believe I recently mentioned that my soon to be ex-wife gave birth to another child on may 15.

On may 19 that baby was taken from her by CPS, and I assume the other child that was proven was not to be mine, because the baby tested positive for heroin and marijuan. Since we are still married I am one of the alleged fathers along with her heroin dealing boyfriend.

After 2 1/2 years since we seperated the divorce was supposed any day in the next few weeks. If this paternity suit plays out like the previous one this Is the timeline I am anticipating....

1. The court will order another DNA sample from me at the preliminary hearing on august 20 (im hoping they can use the sample I gave last year if they still even have it on file)

2. Her lawyer the divorce suit, which she admitted fault, to include the alleged paternity and request for child support.

3. Six months from now the DNA sample will confirm that I am not the father of the second infant

4. Her lawyer will amend the divorce paperwork back to the way it was which will take 3 months for the court to process

5. We will each recieve the new paperwork to sign AGAIN which will take the court 3 months to process AGAIN

6. she will likely have a third child that will be taken away by CPS riight before it is fiinalized and we can start this process AGAIN

Length of marriage before seperation = 30 days

Length of divorce proceeding = 3+ years and counting

FML
I think this update is just your way of trying to compete with the Stepsister thread that The Grizz started.
Instead of making numerous threads as I used to and clog up the boards with crap im keeping most of my discussion in my thread
If nothing else is yours, you own this thread. Post whatever you want. I think you are an interesting guy. Let it rip.
Thanks but im just trying to be a better member of the community
Trust me, you are.
There are a lot of people I wish would appreciate that im trying
it's the worst mantra ever- and I hate admitting that do this (especially navigating the sidewalks and bike-lanes of NYC)- but that Frozen tune has saved me some headache from engaging people that are bottomless holes of antipathy.

Officially checking out of this thread and any others started by the OP. Don't draw me please, or don't expect me to comment if you do. I don't care one way or the other.

Too much drama for me.
Umm. What drama?

I thought it would be better to give out the news I recieved yesterday in here rather than start a thread. Is that the drama you are refering to?

I had no plans to draw you but I find it odd you would waste your time to come in here ane say something so dooshy.

Like a sketch of you is suuuuuuuch a big deal.

Like im the FBG paparazzi or something.
you would steal his soul, IIRC.

 
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Stop engaging the haters and trolls. Just don't go in that stepsister thread at all, forget it even exists.
:goodposting: This is your thread. No need for the other thread to become about you. You need to seriously learn how to ignore certain individuals. You literally let every single negative post get to you.
Im very defensive, its hard for me to ignore.

I feel like im being viewed like animal by some people around here. Im not a psychopath but just an artist who is loopy and depressed, as the majority of artists are.

People would be saying the same things about people like dali, michaelangelo or beethoven as they say about me if they didnt know they could draw or write music

 
I have some more interesting news

3 hours ago I was served legal documents from arizona. I believe I recently mentioned that my soon to be ex-wife gave birth to another child on may 15.

On may 19 that baby was taken from her by CPS, and I assume the other child that was proven was not to be mine, because the baby tested positive for heroin and marijuan. Since we are still married I am one of the alleged fathers along with her heroin dealing boyfriend.

After 2 1/2 years since we seperated the divorce was supposed any day in the next few weeks. If this paternity suit plays out like the previous one this Is the timeline I am anticipating....

1. The court will order another DNA sample from me at the preliminary hearing on august 20 (im hoping they can use the sample I gave last year if they still even have it on file)

2. Her lawyer the divorce suit, which she admitted fault, to include the alleged paternity and request for child support.

3. Six months from now the DNA sample will confirm that I am not the father of the second infant

4. Her lawyer will amend the divorce paperwork back to the way it was which will take 3 months for the court to process

5. We will each recieve the new paperwork to sign AGAIN which will take the court 3 months to process AGAIN

6. she will likely have a third child that will be taken away by CPS riight before it is fiinalized and we can start this process AGAIN

Length of marriage before seperation = 30 days

Length of divorce proceeding = 3+ years and counting

FML
I think this update is just your way of trying to compete with the Stepsister thread that The Grizz started.
Instead of making numerous threads as I used to and clog up the boards with crap im keeping most of my discussion in my thread
If nothing else is yours, you own this thread. Post whatever you want. I think you are an interesting guy. Let it rip.
Thanks but im just trying to be a better member of the community
Trust me, you are.
There are a lot of people I wish would appreciate that im trying
it's the worst mantra ever- and I hate admitting that do this (especially navigating the sidewalks and bike-lanes of NYC)- but that Frozen tune has saved me some headache from engaging people that are bottomless holes of antipathy.

Officially checking out of this thread and any others started by the OP. Don't draw me please, or don't expect me to comment if you do. I don't care one way or the other.

Too much drama for me.
Umm. What drama?I thought it would be better to give out the news I recieved yesterday in here rather than start a thread. Is that the drama you are refering to?

I had no plans to draw you but I find it odd you would waste your time to come in here ane say something so dooshy.

Like a sketch of you is suuuuuuuch a big deal.

Like im the FBG paparazzi or something.
you would steal his soul, IIRC.
I dont understand the frozen tune post

 
better for you that you don't, MC.

(but if you googled Frozen, you'd end up with a tune that 99% of the planet's girls younger than 6 are still singing 24/7, just to piss off their parents... or maybe that's just mine. Either way, the name/chorus of the tune is my mantra for when crazy old man in soiled wife-beater, shorts and dress shoes stands in the middle of the bike lane swearing at me at the top of his lungs)

 
better for you that you don't, MC.

(but if you googled Frozen, you'd end up with a tune that 99% of the planet's girls younger than 6 are still singing 24/7, just to piss off their parents... or maybe that's just mine. Either way, the name/chorus of the tune is my mantra for when crazy old man in soiled wife-beater, shorts and dress shoes stands in the middle of the bike lane swearing at me at the top of his lungs)
Can this be your character?

 
better for you that you don't, MC.

(but if you googled Frozen, you'd end up with a tune that 99% of the planet's girls younger than 6 are still singing 24/7, just to piss off their parents... or maybe that's just mine. Either way, the name/chorus of the tune is my mantra for when crazy old man in soiled wife-beater, shorts and dress shoes stands in the middle of the bike lane swearing at me at the top of his lungs)
Can this be your character?
5yo girl, disney character or crazy old man?

 
Stop engaging the haters and trolls. Just don't go in that stepsister thread at all, forget it even exists.
:goodposting: This is your thread. No need for the other thread to become about you. You need to seriously learn how to ignore certain individuals. You literally let every single negative post get to you.
Im very defensive, its hard for me to ignore.
Have to get this out of your system somehow.

I'm working on it myself, it's the root of almost every argument I have with my wife. Bad stuff happened when you were growing up, people here are bullying you, whatever, focus on moving forward and figuring out how not to be so defensive. It's a very important life skill.

 
better for you that you don't, MC.

(but if you googled Frozen, you'd end up with a tune that 99% of the planet's girls younger than 6 are still singing 24/7, just to piss off their parents... or maybe that's just mine. Either way, the name/chorus of the tune is my mantra for when crazy old man in soiled wife-beater, shorts and dress shoes stands in the middle of the bike lane swearing at me at the top of his lungs)
Can this be your character?
5yo girl, disney character or crazy old man?
Hybrid.

 
better for you that you don't, MC.

(but if you googled Frozen, you'd end up with a tune that 99% of the planet's girls younger than 6 are still singing 24/7, just to piss off their parents... or maybe that's just mine. Either way, the name/chorus of the tune is my mantra for when crazy old man in soiled wife-beater, shorts and dress shoes stands in the middle of the bike lane swearing at me at the top of his lungs)
Can this be your character?
5yo girl, disney character or crazy old man?
Crazy old mexican man

 
better for you that you don't, MC.

(but if you googled Frozen, you'd end up with a tune that 99% of the planet's girls younger than 6 are still singing 24/7, just to piss off their parents... or maybe that's just mine. Either way, the name/chorus of the tune is my mantra for when crazy old man in soiled wife-beater, shorts and dress shoes stands in the middle of the bike lane swearing at me at the top of his lungs)
Can this be your character?
5yo girl, disney character or crazy old man?
Hybrid.
:goodposting:

 
Stop engaging the haters and trolls. Just don't go in that stepsister thread at all, forget it even exists.
:goodposting: This is your thread. No need for the other thread to become about you. You need to seriously learn how to ignore certain individuals. You literally let every single negative post get to you.
Im very defensive, its hard for me to ignore.
Have to get this out of your system somehow. I'm working on it myself, it's the root of almost every argument I have with my wife. Bad stuff happened when you were growing up, people here are bullying you, whatever, focus on moving forward and figuring out how not to be so defensive. It's a very important life skill.
I agree.

I get offended more by peoples misconceptions of mental health issues than I do about the personal attacks

 
Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
I'm no Chaka, but this was my take...

you started a thread essentially blasting a nice (by your admission) woman who was feeding you, a grown man dating her live-at-home grown woman, on the free, multiple times a week every week. Didn't rub me that great either.

 
Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
You were still making a lot of comments about not being willing to work, without really articulating the reasons behind that. You came off as a lazy, self entitled man-child sponging off the rest of humanity.

ETA: You asked. :shrug:

 
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Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
I'm no Chaka, but this was my take...

you started a thread essentially blasting a nice (by your admission) woman who was feeding you, a grown man dating her live-at-home grown woman, on the free, multiple times a week every week. Didn't rub me that great either.
This too.
I wasnt blasting her, I had a legit problem that I didnt know how to solve

 
Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
You were still making a lot of comments about not being willing to work, without really articulating the reasons behind that. You came off as a lazy, self entitled man-child sponging off the rest of humanity.ETA: You asked. :shrug:
Im not as much of a sponge as people think. I go out of my way to do nice things for people often

 
Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
You were still making a lot of comments about not being willing to work, without really articulating the reasons behind that. You came off as a lazy, self entitled man-child sponging off the rest of humanity.ETA: You asked. :shrug:
Im not as much of a sponge as people think. I go out of my way to do nice things for people often
Given how this thread started, I actually believe you. Unfortunately this thread has taken a turn for the worse (like most of your other threads). Before you get too defensive, I'm not completely blaming you for this but you are certainly part of the problem.

 
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Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
I'm no Chaka, but this was my take...

you started a thread essentially blasting a nice (by your admission) woman who was feeding you, a grown man dating her live-at-home grown woman, on the free, multiple times a week every week. Didn't rub me that great either.
This too.
I wasnt blasting her, I had a legit problem that I didnt know how to solve
:shrug:

your legit problem, IIRC, was that you hated her cooking? I know that other things came into play as the thread wore on- but starting a thread about hating the cooking of a woman who doesn't need to be cooking for you doesn't seem to me as legit a problem as it apparently does for you.

 
Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
You were still making a lot of comments about not being willing to work, without really articulating the reasons behind that. You came off as a lazy, self entitled man-child sponging off the rest of humanity.ETA: You asked. :shrug:
Im not as much of a sponge as people think. I go out of my way to do nice things for people often
that was a knee-jerk perception of you, based on that thread. hope you can move past reacting to that perception, as most of the rest of us have moved well past the perception itself.

 
I didnt want to insult her by just not eating the food so I needed a way around that. She doesnt have to cook for me but she insists on being the only one who cooks.

Anyone could find themselves in a similiar situation concerning a girlfriends parents and it isnt easy

 
I didnt want to insult her by just not eating the food so I needed a way around that. She doesnt have to cook for me but she insists on being the only one who cooks.

Anyone could find themselves in a similiar situation concerning a girlfriends parents and it isnt easy
I'd say the best workaround is to tell her you don't have access to a kitchen and ask if you can cook with her because you miss it so much. And when you're cooking with her, make things better.

 
I didnt want to insult her by just not eating the food so I needed a way around that. She doesnt have to cook for me but she insists on being the only one who cooks.

Anyone could find themselves in a similiar situation concerning a girlfriends parents and it isnt easy
I'd say the best workaround is to tell her you don't have access to a kitchen and ask if you can cook with her because you miss it so much. And when you're cooking with her, make things better.
or this

 
I didnt want to insult her by just not eating the food so I needed a way around that. She doesnt have to cook for me but she insists on being the only one who cooks.

Anyone could find themselves in a similiar situation concerning a girlfriends parents and it isnt easy
I'd say the best workaround is to tell her you don't have access to a kitchen and ask if you can cook with her because you miss it so much. And when you're cooking with her, make things better.
That would raise questions about where I live that I cant cook and my girl doesnt want them to know where I live, and frankly neither do I.

I think she is realizing what kind of food comes back with an empty plate from me. Last weekend was very good

 
Chaka

What did you find so low class about the thread about her mothers cooking?
You were still making a lot of comments about not being willing to work, without really articulating the reasons behind that. You came off as a lazy, self entitled man-child sponging off the rest of humanity.ETA: You asked. :shrug:
Im not as much of a sponge as people think. I go out of my way to do nice things for people often
I understand that but you asked a question and I gave an honest answer.

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
My IQ isn't 176, but here is the way I see it. When drawings were being done and discussed the resulting posts were almost 100% positive and encouraging towards the OP. Since the thread has veered away from the drawings, there has been more negative posts by the OP and directed towards him. So, what could be done to rectify the situation? If only the solution was obvious!

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.

If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.

If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
silver lining... she's your EX.

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
My IQ isn't 176, but here is the way I see it. When drawings were being done and discussed the resulting posts were almost 100% positive and encouraging towards the OP. Since the thread has veered away from the drawings, there has been more negative posts by the OP and directed towards him. So, what could be done to rectify the situation? If only the solution was obvious!
There will be some up tomorrow. I just wanted to give an update on what that whore is still putting me through in case anyone was interested.

Im so aggravated I didnt sleep all night. Im going to try to get some rest because im feeling a little delirious in this heat

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.

If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
It's been a while since I've taken a physiology course but WTF do you mean by "she keeps having children with random men"? Last time I checked, it takes some time for a woman to have a child. It takes even more time to have another child. It's not like buying a new pet.

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.

If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
It's been a while since I've taken a physiology course but WTF do you mean by "she keeps having children with random men"? Last time I checked, it takes some time for a woman to have a child. It takes even more time to have another child. It's not like buying a new pet.
it's the second time this happened to MC... that's good enough for "keeps having" for me.

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
It's been a while since I've taken a physiology course but WTF do you mean by "she keeps having children with random men"? Last time I checked, it takes some time for a woman to have a child. It takes even more time to have another child. It's not like buying a new pet.
it's the second time this happened to MC... that's good enough for "keeps having" for me.
And it wont be the last

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
It's been a while since I've taken a physiology course but WTF do you mean by "she keeps having children with random men"? Last time I checked, it takes some time for a woman to have a child. It takes even more time to have another child. It's not like buying a new pet.
it's the second time this happened to MC... that's good enough for "keeps having" for me.
And it wont be the last
So why can't you get a divorce in between?

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
It's been a while since I've taken a physiology course but WTF do you mean by "she keeps having children with random men"? Last time I checked, it takes some time for a woman to have a child. It takes even more time to have another child. It's not like buying a new pet.
it's the second time this happened to MC... that's good enough for "keeps having" for me.
And it wont be the last
So why can't you get a divorce in between?
I keep having to prove her children arent mine. You cant havea divorce until a paternity issue is resolved. We settled the last one and she has another baby exactly 9 months after.

Back to back pregnancies

 
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