Drowning Simulator (1 Viewer)

[Sinn Fein]

Try to keep from drowning

No dogs or neighbors - just you in the ocean

I lasted 3:36

 

[Wildcat]

5:02, but I don't know what happened... I was steadily above water but died anyway. I think hypothermia got me or something. Doubt it was the fingernail he kept screaming about.

Also, my "friend" laughing and waving goodbye is a jerk.

4:57. Same here. I was doing fine and then it just ended.

 

[mquinnjr]

 

[Aerial Assault]

4:48, ended for no good reason. Nice rescue effort by the "buddy."

Do the French freak out about their fingernails in the water or something? And has this guy ever heard of treading water? Didn't seem like the roughest seas.

 

[tommyboy]

its called 'waterboarding"

 

[got_nugs]

Of course he quit at the end.

 

[Ned]

Of course he quit at the end.

 

[Ray Karpis]

3:56....that guy in the boat is a sorry ############.

 

[Black Box]

Also, my "friend" laughing and waving goodbye is a jerk.

He clearly voted dog.

 

[cstu]

5:00.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Just read up on it - apparently an elaborate ad for life preservers. Dude's nails were supposed to be falling off due to the cold. I'm not an expert an oceanography, but considering that he and FrenchWhiteFlagBuddy had a nice exchange before the boom hit DeadDude about what a nice day it was, severely cold water temperatures did not seem like an immediate problem. Nor do I see how a life vest would necessarily be of immediate assistance with that problem.

 

[modogg]

found out my computer blows. 6 minutes in and i'm still on the boat. 6:45 was when my guy said "oh no". I guess i need to look into a new laptop....

 

[Aerial Assault]

Just read up on it - apparently an elaborate ad for life preservers. Dude's nails were supposed to be falling off due to the cold. I'm not an expert an oceanography, but considering that he and FrenchWhiteFlagBuddy had a nice exchange before the boom hit DeadDude about what a nice day it was, severely cold water temperatures did not seem like an immediate problem. Nor do I see how a life vest would necessarily be of immediate assistance with that problem.

Air temp and water temp can vary drastically. They have very different heat retention factors.

I'm aware, and the dew point factors in as well. Deep ocean water can be cold even on warm days, although usually not at disabling temperatures six feet or so from the surface. The idea of getting hypothermia in about two minutes (from hitting water to fingernail issue) in shirtsleeves weather is pretty unlikely. And again, if somehow the water was near or below freezing, I don't see how a life vest - the product being pimped - would be of much assistance.

 

[EYLive]

3:31

 

[Spartans Rule]

I lasted 19 seconds.

Gonna die anyway, might as well accept it and suffer less.

 

[Osaurus]

I lasted 19 seconds.

Gonna die anyway, might as well accept it and suffer less.

That other dude that takes him out seems like a creeper. The sea is a better option IMO

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

5:29 but I would have definitely just floated on my huge breasts in that circumstance

 

[EYLive]

5:29 but I would have definitely just floated on my huge breasts in that circumstance

OK, who is this?