drunk ...wife making cookies (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

lets talk

 

[Snickers]

When are you paying up on the Tiger bet?

 

[KarmaPolice]

I hear Impractical Jokers is good for some laughs. 

 

[facook]

lets talk

Drunk on?  What kind of cookies?  Does she know you're drunk?  (mine knows I am)

 

[Insein]

So wait... is your wife drunk and making cookies? That sentence confuses me.

 

[audiophile]

So wait... is your wife drunk and making cookies? That sentence confuses me.

I read it as HE’s drunk.  Which helps explain the unclear thread title 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I hear Impractical Jokers is good for some laughs. 

ugh

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Drunk on?  What kind of cookies?  Does she know you're drunk?  (mine knows I am)

Making oatmeal coconut chewie cookies right now.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I read it as HE’s drunk.  Which helps explain the unclear thread title 

Trying not to be too drunk while they are at it.  

They just fed me a warm soft cookie.  I keep going outside to smoke clove cigars ...

 

[facook]

Making oatmeal coconut chewie cookies right now.

Throw some chocolate chips in those sob's and you got yourself a stew.

 

[facook]

Trying not to be too drunk while they are at it.  

They just fed me a warm soft cookie.  I keep going outside to smoke clove cigars ...

You a polygamist?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I am deep into VO and cokes ...about 4 now.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

You a polygamist?

Yes, but the wife isn't.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

The cookies are under cooked perfectly. Like gooey caramel.

 

[facook]

The cookies are under cooked perfectly. Like gooey caramel.

Fax me one of those bastards.

 

[eoMMan]

I heard that when a woman finishes, it's called that she "baked a cookie".

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Hey, I almost fell into the christmas tree ...I asked her the recipe ...slightly undercooked ...omfg

oatmeal christmas cookies

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I am trying not to embarrass in front of my beautiful 13 yr. old daughter.   

 

[KarmaPolice]

I am deep into VO and cokes ...about 4 now.  

VO?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

VO?

Blended bourbon. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

They have move onto caramel shortbread dark chocolate bar cookies.  I may pass out.

 

[shadyridr]

Hey, I almost fell into the christmas tree ...I asked her the recipe ...slightly undercooked ...omfg

oatmeal christmas cookies

I just made these. They weren't very sweet. 

 

[Wrigley]

Hammered 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Put 2 moves on the wife.

Strike 2.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Apparently, cookie baking isn't the aphrodisiac I thought it was.

 

[peaces]

I'm naked

 

[top dog]

Last friday the wife and I were both drunk... and making cookies... It turned into sitting around the table drunk talking about how happy we are with how our lives have gone... At some point some  .....

I found a tray of cookies in the garage the next morning and my car keys were under the couch.  

 

[TheAristocrat]

Where do the cookies taste best?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Hey, I almost fell into the christmas tree ...I asked her the recipe ...slightly undercooked ...omfg

oatmeal christmas cookies

forgot to grind the corn**, IMO

**not a euphemism, settle down

 

[Binky The Doormat]

wife now in bed, not particularly wanting daddy's essence. 

Thinking of moving in to determine the actual deference. 

 

[rockaction]

Awww, Binky not getting laid? Why not sober up for a moment and think and reflect?  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Awww, Binky not getting laid? Why not sober up for a moment and think and reflect?  

That is correct RA. Had a bite to eat and now having the pleasure of dealing with you.  I reflect that a number of people here know you as an obnoxious #######.  

 

[rockaction]

That is correct RA. Had a bite to eat and now having the pleasure of dealing with you.  I reflect that a number of people here know you as an obnoxious #######.  

Awesome. Deserved and accepted as a badge of honor, actually.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Awesome. Deserved and accepted as a badge of honor, actually.  

figured. 

 

[rockaction]

figured. 

Don't ever think I disrespect or don't love this board; I do. It's some people. I'm stunned you're among them. I thought we were cool.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Don't ever think I disrespect or don't love this board; I do. It's some people. I'm stunned you're among them. I thought we were cool.  

You don't get to   someone up and then claim innocence. That's not cool and I'm not in the mood. 

I don't like it, and I don't like your attitude.  

 

[RokNRole]

lets talk

Sounds like a normal Wednesday night

 

[rockaction]

You don't get to   someone up and then claim innocence. That's not cool and I'm not in the mood. 

I don't like it, and I don't like your attitude.  

Yeah, because it wasn't a rolling smiley, and I picked the specific emoji for laughing with and not at.  

Binky, what can we work on?  

 

[rockaction]

Really, help me out.  

 

[AAABatteries]

I enjoyed angry drunk Binky at the end - hopefully our hero got the action with the wife he was looking for.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

update?

 

[Bull Dozier]

Making oatmeal coconut chewie cookies right now.

Explains the drinking.

 

[shadrap]

I enjoyed angry drunk Binky at the end - hopefully our hero got the action with the wife he was looking for.

I'm betting against it.

 

[James Daulton]

I enjoyed angry drunk Binky at the end - hopefully our hero got the action with the wife he was looking for.

And the anger shown bright then went out quickly.  Well done Bink. 

 

[playin4beer]

update?

I'm betting on #hugging the toilet at some point...

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Update:

I had 2 more VO and cokes last night before shutting down the laptop. 

I then had several more delicious chewy oatmeal cookies and attempted to dry hump my lovely wife.  Other years-proven foreplay techniques were also used.  Much like my reaction to RA's comments, it was unappreciated. 

After being told that she loved me but did want my precious bodily fluids that particular evening, I excused myself to have a few more delicious chewy oatmeal cookies.  I did not pray to the porcelain god as I am a professional.   

This morning I responded to RA's PM from last night - we reconciled.    

Will attempt to seduce the wife again this evening.  

 

[Bull Dozier]

Update:

I had 2 more VO and cokes last night before shutting down the laptop. 

I then had several more delicious chewy oatmeal cookies and attempted to dry hump my lovely wife.  Other years-proven foreplay techniques were also used.  Much like my reaction to RA's comments, it was unappreciated. 

After being told that she loved me but did want my precious bodily fluids that particular evening, I excused myself to have a few more delicious chewy oatmeal cookies.  I did not pray to the porcelain god as I am a professional.   

This morning I responded to RA's PM from last night - we reconciled.    

Will attempt to seduce the wife again this evening.  

If a good dry humping doesn't get the juices going I don't know what will....

 

[Binky The Doormat]

If a good dry humping doesn't get the juices going I don't know what will....

That AND a number of other rather sophisticated moves were also deployed.  

 

[playin4beer]

Update:

I had 2 more VO and cokes last night before shutting down the laptop. 

I then had several more delicious chewy oatmeal cookies and attempted to dry hump my lovely wife.  Other years-proven foreplay techniques were also used.  Much like my reaction to RA's comments, it was unappreciated. 

After being told that she loved me but did want my precious bodily fluids that particular evening, I excused myself to have a few more delicious chewy oatmeal cookies.  I did not pray to the porcelain god as I am a professional.   

This morning I responded to RA's PM from last night - we reconciled.    

Will attempt to seduce the wife again this evening.  

Good man... it was more of a shot at the Colonel anyways..

 

[rockaction]

I did not pray to the porcelain god as I am a professional.   

Damn. I've prayed. But I'm more of a guzzler than a professional.

Best to you, bud. Thanks for the response.