Dude just took three cans of Vienna sausages (1 Viewer)

[Patrick Bateman]

and opened them at the bar. He emptied them out and started smashing them up on the bar. He scooped up the remains and started smearing it on his face. We sat there and watched him in disbelief. The manager came out and escorted him to the exit. Some folks are just plain weird. Wow!

 

[T Bell]

It's the booze talking.

 

[phrozen]

take the lid of the can and rub it against your wrists and report back

 

[Patrick Bateman]

take the lid of the can and rub it against your wrists and report back

Not sure what you mean. The lids are bent up, and the Beastie Boys are playing on the Juke Box. Intergalactic. I like my sugar with coffee and cream?

 

[squistion]

Some people just don't just appreciate the Happy Hour specials.

 

[shadyridr]

At least he didnt play with his sausage in his daughters bed

 

[AAABatteries]

Was the dude you?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

New Radicals playing now. You know the jam! That chick in the band used to star in "All In The Family" Danielle Bresboise??? Something like that. I feel sorry for bartenders sometimes..

 

[El Floppo]

Youtube hijinx.

When I saw the thread title, I thought this was going a different direction.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Escorted him to the exit you say? What happened to the sausages?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

New Radicals playing now. You know the jam!

I do!

 

[Patrick Bateman]

New Radicals playing now. You know the jam!

I do!

Love Mr. Pickles!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Escorted him to the exit you say? What happened to the sausages?

That is no way to treat canned meat. You have to respect the potted ham.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Escorted him to the exit you say? What happened to the sausages?

That is no way to treat canned meat. You have to respect the potted ham.

Is it ham? I have no idea. Pork?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Escorted him to the exit you say? What happened to the sausages?

That is no way to treat canned meat. You have to respect the potted ham.

Is it ham? I have no idea. Pork?

They look at pictures of pork while they are making it.