Dumb Tweets by Dumb Corporations: A Thread (1 Viewer)

[McJose]

This is kinda/sorta something different, but this Twitter account always makes me laugh:

https://twitter.com/MascotSilence

  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxsFm44WsAAKeIl.jpg

 

[Capella]

Thread title is Dumb Tweets not funny but ok

Man this thread is nowhere near as complicated as you are making it out to be. 

 

[IC FBGCav]

So what you are saying is that Chase received an emergency high interest loan that they have since repaid to our government, which made a profit on the deal?

So, if profit matters, compare the profit made on Chase's compared to what would have been made putting it in the market at 8k. Strawman argument and corporate socialism.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Dumb is always funny. Hth.

 

[GregR]

At least they canceled the tweet for the shawty stack

 

[McJose]

Thread title is Dumb Tweets not funny but ok

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5DW9SSU4AA3sof.jpg:large

 

[Ned]

At least they canceled the tweet for the shawty stack

good lord  

 

[rockaction]

good lord  

IHOP going rogue.

 

[Rove!]

Uber.  Ooof

https://rollingout.com/2019/04/30/uber-apologizes-for-n-word-appearing-on-its-twitter-page/

 

[gianmarco]

This is kinda/sorta something different, but this Twitter account always makes me laugh:

https://twitter.com/MascotSilence

This is one of the funniest and most brilliant things I've ever seen.

 

[gianmarco]

Put out by a rogue employee, but still funny:

 

[gianmarco]

This is one of the funniest and most brilliant things I've ever seen.

"Name a better trio.  I'll wait...."

 

[urbanhack]

The level of hubris displayed by the beneficiaries of economic fascism never fails to incite me to staggeringly high blood pressure.  JP Morgan chase received 25 billion dollars in bailout money and is giving people condescending economic advice. I would have rather had our financial infrastructure completely collapse than prop up these thieves.

I'm closing my account today and moving to a credit union.  

/done

 

[GregR]

Probably expected the models to sweep up the confetti after the shoot, too

 

[Dan Lambskin]

  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxsFm44WsAAKeIl.jpg

Might have to make that my new profile pic

 

[Leroy Hoard]

This will be an ongoing thread. First up today, here’s Chase Bank making fun of poor people for being poor: 

https://twitter.com/public_citizen/status/1122932243742318593?s=21

Chase sucks.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Abby THICC

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Thank you, Mr. Peanut

If you can pull off that top hat and monocle look, you’re ALWAYS having sex on the first date. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

If you can pull off that top hat and monocle look, you’re ALWAYS having sex on the first date. 

Mr. Peanut will be busting out that night.

 

[McJose]

Abby THICC

I actually saw Abby "in person" back in September.  She got a phat ### fo sho.

 

[Osaurus]

Chase sucks.

They all suck.  I worked for Citi and have plenty of stories from my 7 month tenure.

 

[caustic]

This is a little different, but the old Chargers tweets about PF Changs kill me every time.

That PF Changs tweet is a classic. The "employee forgets to switch to their personal account" genre is pretty solid: https://static.businessinsider.com/image/506d88f9ecad04ff7c000008-750.jpg

 

[Ilov80s]

So disheartening how stupid, rich and powerful the corporate world is given how much admiration they are given in society (which is mostly created by the corporate control of the media and legal system).

 

[Ilov80s]

Meanwhile so many of the largest corporations in the country don’t pay any Federal taxes. Mooches.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

US Airways had a real lulu of one. I can't even really describe it without getting banned here, so you're going to have to use some detective work. It involved a photo of a model airplane.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Good Posting Judge]

This is kinda/sorta something different, but this Twitter account always makes me laugh:

https://twitter.com/MascotSilence

Crying: https://twitter.com/MascotSilence/status/1116782979559378945

 

[Capella]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Unbelievable 

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just when this thread falls to page 2...BAH GAWD, THAT'S THE KING'S MUSIC!!!!!

https://jezebel.com/the-burger-king-feels-meals-are-somehow-not-a-satire-of-1834482336?utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow&fbclid=IwAR2HzvnkYvMQK4sDAYHPNFiuDisuTWrdgp07QPOAgPq4jzWNva8RvsxvWko

 

[coyote5]

yep, I was tired n/m

 

[Capella]

Just when this thread falls to page 2...BAH GAWD, THAT'S THE KING'S MUSIC!!!!!

https://jezebel.com/the-burger-king-feels-meals-are-somehow-not-a-satire-of-1834482336?utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow&fbclid=IwAR2HzvnkYvMQK4sDAYHPNFiuDisuTWrdgp07QPOAgPq4jzWNva8RvsxvWko

 was coming in here to post this 

the dgaf meal  what a bunch of losers 

 

[parasaurolophus]

Holy crap, people in this world just love to complain.  I can't believe telling people not to buy coffee and instead make it at home is now considered controversial.  

I havent read the whole linked twitter thread, most if it though, but i am surprised people didnt criticize them for the cab ride comment. 

Say something about how they are making fun of disabled people or some other silly argument. 

 

[hagmania]

US Airways had a real lulu of one. I can't even really describe it without getting banned here, so you're going to have to use some detective work. It involved a photo of a model airplane.

Oh I remember this. Jfc.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Gizmodo list of the most notorious deleted tweets.  Includes the US Airways one and several others already mentioned. 

 

[Peyton Marino]

https://twitter.com/BrandsSayingBae

good account

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Gizmodo list of the most notorious deleted tweets.  Includes the US Airways one and several others already mentioned. 

The Buffalo Wild Wings one has me cry laughing.

 

[Scott Tenorman]

Abby THICC

WTMF?

 

[caustic]

Happy Mother’s Day, from IHOP

 

[Capella]

Delta has other suggestions than joining the union

 

[Ilov80s]

Happy Mother’s Day, from IHOP

What in the world

 

[Leroy Hoard]

What in the world

Some great comments and I have not even read them all.

 

[Capella]

Some great comments and I have not even read them all.

“Life begins at consumption”  

 

[mr. furley]

Here’s Fleshlight and Build A Bear taking a moment to remember 9/11:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailydot.com/business/fleshlight-911/%3Famp

oh man, i thought Fleshlight and Build a Bear collaborated to make a product and i got a reaaaaaaaly uncomfortable feeling for a minute

 

[rockaction]

“Life begins at consumption”  

That works as a critique of so many things. 

 

[mr. furley]

Gizmodo list of the most notorious deleted tweets.  Includes the US Airways one and several others already mentioned. 

buried in that article

Curiously enough, Cruz once argued as Texas Solicitor General that sex toys weren’t a right.

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,” Cruz’s legal team wrote in 2007.

wtf

 

[caustic]

buried in that article

Curiously enough, Cruz once argued as Texas Solicitor General that sex toys weren’t a right.

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,” Cruz’s legal team wrote in 2007.

wtf

Led to this iconic tweet a few years back.

 

[mr. furley]

Led to this iconic tweet a few years back.

bahahahahahhaha

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Man, what.

 

[rockaction]

Abby THICC

I actually thought this was well done. I didn't know that THICC was racial or that people would take it as anything but anthropomorphic. I think it's funny and cute, but I could be totally underestimating the outrage machine. 

 

[urbanhack]

https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1128747784297906176?s=21