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shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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:lol: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :cry: :cry: :lmao:
 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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i'm out
 
wozzy fozzy said:
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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That's one lucky pie.
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[stangable]That's my pie. :sadbanana:

[/stangable]

 
GM is ahead on the sheer # of pictures I've laughed at.

But I'm pretty sure no single picture GM has done has topped the MustardStall™ or the SultryHostess™

 
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shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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This post and picture is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read or seen on this board. :headbang:
 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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This post and picture is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read or seen on this board. :goodposting:
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Seriously? I still think doe-eyed GM pic tops this pic. Also, I think those pies are disgusting as well. Yuck!

 
Girl A+ said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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This post and picture is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read or seen on this board. :(
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Seriously? I still think doe-eyed GM pic tops this pic. Also, I think those pies are disgusting as well. Yuck!
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It's the buildup and then a picture with eyes closed and red goo . . . classic!
 
Mrs. BSR said:
Tick said:
Was the filling on the upper lip staged or natural?Tenderness > anger, apparently.
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Tenderness? That was pure, unadulterated pleasure! :confused:
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Yup. If you ever wanted to know what Shuke looked like when he was engaged in conilingus, we pretty well have our answer here.
 
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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This is arguably the funniest thing posted on the innernets. Ever.

Seriously.

 
[icon] said:
shuke said:
Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.
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This is arguably the funniest thing posted on the innernets. Ever.

Seriously.
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:lmao: :wub: ;) :cry: :cry: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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