Gatorman
Supreme Elite Maximum Tier
first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bits
Shave and a haircut...two bits
first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bits
pretty sure that one was stays here 
Those are some pretty sexy tan lines, big guy.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bits
link to my tubing video in 3.....2......1.....first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bitspretty sure that one was stays here
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Bull. My pics were all for consumption, and everyone knows it.Getting ready to eat the meat!CGRdrJoe said:Gatorman said:first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bitspretty sure that one was stays here
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Is shuke handcuffed?Bull. My pics were all for consumption, and everyone knows it.Getting ready to eat the meat!CGRdrJoe said:Gatorman said:first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bitspretty sure that one was stays here
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Jesus, dude.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bits

Reminds me of a scene out of High Plains Drifter.Jesus, dude.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
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HOLY ####Jesus, dude.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
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I'm feeling pretty good about my decision to turn down Shuke's proposed "shave-off'.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bitspretty sure that one was stays here
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Is it pee? /waverunner![]()
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I just pee'd all over my cubicle.
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Reminds me of a scene from Sheena Queen of the Jungle but I am guessing it didn't end so well for Gatorman.Reminds me of a scene out of High Plains Drifter.Jesus, dude.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
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"Turn down"? Is that what you call losing?MELLYHOLE 3 SHAVE-OFF CHAMPION!!!I'm feeling pretty good about my decision to turn down Shuke's proposed "shave-off'.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bitspretty sure that one was stays here
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I have some pics that need to be in this thread.shuke said:"Turn down"? Is that what you call losing?MELLYHOLE 3 SHAVE-OFF CHAMPION!!!Britney Spears said:I'm feeling pretty good about my decision to turn down Shuke's proposed "shave-off'.first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bitspretty sure that one was stays here
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Separated at birth?first of all, before we get to the eating... shuke needs to clean up and look his best before chowing down...
Shave and a haircut...two bits
BumpIs this going to be like Rocky III when Rocky and Apollo have a super-secret rematch and we never find out the winner?
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at GM's greatest dad shirt.Just adds to the flavor of an eating contest.I never noticed thatat GM's greatest dad shirt.Just adds to the flavor of an eating contest.
and I was there

you can tell how serious shuke is by the vein popping out of his neck....SERIOUS BUSINESS.
It was a nicely juxtaposed with the appearance of Ted.I never noticed thatat GM's greatest dad shirt.Just adds to the flavor of an eating contest.
and I was there
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I haven't looked at that thread once yet. Good work on that last photo, guys.That's funny Brit!For those that weren't at Mellyhole, I was taking a leak in one of Scupper's bathrooms (the one I slept in the first night) one of the days there and looked at one of the walls. There, staring right at me, was a picture of Shuke from one of our eat offs. Then I walked out of the bathroom and saw other printed pictures from the Eat Off thread. They were all over the cabin. Pictures of me and Shuke eating angrily all over the place.Man, what a weekend.
the rage of gm's eating reminds me why i voted for him!
Most of the time he was wearing it on his head while sleeping in the bathroom, so it's understandable.I never noticed thatat GM's greatest dad shirt.Just adds to the flavor of an eating contest.
and I was there
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Seriously. I'm on to you "guy".Is this Shuke? If so, didn't he violate his amateur status.


Awwwwww! WAAAAAT!?!?!?I see what you did here....
For months, I have been on hiatus, banned from the hallow halls of the FFA for transgressions I fully accept and apologize for profusely. While serving my time, I did a lot of soul searching and went about finding myself. And while Shuke tried to take advantage of my absence and post an updated shot in our fabled Eat-Off, comforted by the fact that I wouldn't be around to respond, little did he know that I've turned over a new leaf in life.
Sure, I could come in here and post some pics where I'm irately eating or drinking with reckloose abandon.
But I've changed, Shuke. I'm not making my first post of the new year to challenge you anymore. In my time off, I really mulled over the direction my life was taking and then I found the light.
I'm no longer going to be an 'angry' man. I'm no longer going to 'engage' with the iBullies and competitive eaters of the internet. See, I've found true love. And with love has come happiness. So Shuke, while it's been fun and while the old GM would have fought back immediately (even if I were still on my 4 month time out), the new GM wishes you nothing but peace and good will.
Introducing my new love. The inspiration behind my transformation.
Peace and love to you all,
GM
Quit licking PeeWee and go shove like 800 Tootsie-Pops in your mouf or something!!