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EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

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  • GM

    Votes: 58 39.5%
  • shuke

    Votes: 89 60.5%

  • Total voters
    147
Hard to believe this has been going on since 2007. I'd completely forgotten about the

Was watching something on tv using airplay from my ipad when I clicked this, and all of a sudden gm pops up on my 50 inch tv. I just start giggling like a kid when my wife asks what it was. I just said, "I can't even explain it" and put the game back on
 
I didn't realize until I watched the gif a dozen times that you spit out half the burger into your hand when you duck your head down. Shameful.

I guess I'll have to show you how to properly eat a burger.

 
The GM video still cracks me up...

...but I'm glad I voted for Shuke.

Making an animated GIF of the video gets rid of the best aspects of the video. The conversation.... the singing.... :lmao:

And as shuke makes a good case, there are technical problems with the actual eating.

Perhaps GM could make an animated GIF of him eating a Suzy-Q in one bite to make up for these errors.

 
Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.
Watch the full video again, Costner. I take that thing down in two bites. Two. Bites. And I belt out an Elton John song with a pitch and range that you can only fantasize about.

And yeah, for the last two days you've been whining about that video being two years old. Well, you're mistaken. That video is almost 4 years old. And I stopped making them not long after that. Wanna know why?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A SMART PHONE WITH A VIDEO CAMERA IN IT AND YOU CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BABY ABOUT IT!

Now you've got an iPhone and you look to jump start this fight? A fight I clearly won years ago? Why? Because you now have the same capability I had in 2009? Dude, I gave up out of boredom. I gave up because you couldn't even compete any more. I was trying to be nice. I was trying to be a good sport. But suddenly you want to get back in the ring? Well get back in the ring, mother forker, and I'll kick your little asssssssssss, punk!

 
1. I should really work on a script before doing these.

2. It's hard to hear the audio due to the high speed of travel.

3. The warehouse neighbors might think I'm on drugs.

4. Mike & Ikes were the only thing in our office I could find to eat.

Bottom line...meh. I can do better. Ney, I WILL do better.

 
1. I should really work on a script before doing these.2. It's hard to hear the audio due to the high speed of travel.3. The warehouse neighbors might think I'm on drugs.4. Mike & Ikes were the only thing in our office I could find to eat. Bottom line...meh. I can do better. Ney, I WILL do better.
:lmao:
 
Curiously, the actual eating was done off-camera. How do we know you didn't just empty the pack of Mike & Ike's over your shoulder?

 
1. I should really work on a script before doing these.

2. It's hard to hear the audio due to the high speed of travel.

3. The warehouse neighbors might think I'm on drugs.

4. Mike & Ikes were the only thing in our office I could find to eat.

Bottom line...meh. I can do better. Ney, I WILL do better.
:thumbup: :lmao :lmao:

 
Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.
Shuke making a good case here.
Yeah, put me down in the grassy knoll camp, too.
WATCH THE FULL VIDEO!!1111
BACK AND TO THE LEFT!!!!!!!1!!!

 
For you people...

I have risked life and limb - not to mention my career - by riding a bike at high rates of speed NO HELMET while filming myself devour a bag of candy, while tenants to the left and right watch on. I could have crashed, choked, been hit by a car, mocked or contract type II diabetes. All to brighten your day. I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!

But hey, Shuke made a gif. Vote for him. :kicksrock:

 
Curiously, the actual eating was done off-camera. How do we know you didn't just empty the pack of Mike & Ike's over your shoulder?
What do you think is in my mouth, Doubting Sarnoff? How can I fake a bright rainbow of colors in there?
Obviously SOME made it into your mouth... but how do we know some of the contents of the entire package didn't fall behind your shoulder?This was not a clean dismount. Minus 1.
 
Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.
Shuke making a good case here.
Yeah, put me down in the grassy knoll camp, too.
WATCH THE FULL VIDEO!!1111
OK, maybe I misunderstood and perhaps you can clarify.Bite 1 was at 0:27 then you palmed half of a basic single cheeseburger and finished it off in Bite 2 at 0:53.

Is that an accurate summary?

 
Frame at 0:29 mark. This is supposed to look like the final push of the rest of the burger into your mouth.

Couple frames later. Obviously most of the burger being spit out into your hand there. Probably would have gotten away with it if you had just ducked a few more inches.

F'ing fraud.
Shuke making a good case here.
Yeah, put me down in the grassy knoll camp, too.
WATCH THE FULL VIDEO!!1111
OK, maybe I misunderstood and perhaps you can clarify.Bite 1 was at 0:27 then you palmed half of a basic single cheeseburger and finished it off in Bite 2 at 0:53.

Is that an accurate summary?
That was a 2 bite finish with a giant swallow down the hatch. Single cheeseburger. Those things aren't too big. I can do it again. I'll do it in front of a witness. I know what this baby is capable of.

 
Can't you just have Punjab (or whoever your office's Indian manservant is) run alongside you as you pedal, holding the camera to make sure you're correctly in frame?

 
I have no dog in this hunt any longer. I voted, with my heart, eons ago and I will not be moved from my beliefs that I voted for the true champion of this epic challenge.

I would like to point out the "what have you done for me lately" attitude around here. GM was declared the clear cut winner of this battle long ago yet a casual bump brings the competition back to life for some of you as if it is still going on day-to-day. How soon we forget the sacrifices made, the summary beat down that was experienced by Shuke at one point that many thought would require him to seek counseling for years to come. I'm glad that he has recovered enough to get back out on the firing range but never forget, this contest was over and decided long ago.

 
DA RAIDERS said:
There is missing time in shukes gif. About 1/3 is not shown entering the maw.Just sayin
It was stop action video, I thought that was obvious. There's no way I can eat a sandwich that size in that time. What kind of fat### do you take me for?

 
Although I'm certain I could eat a McDonald's cheeseburger in one bite, if I was the type of person that ate that kind of garbage.

 
beer 302 said:
I have no dog in this hunt any longer. I voted, with my heart, eons ago and I will not be moved from my beliefs that I voted for the true champion of this epic challenge.

I would like to point out the "what have you done for me lately" attitude around here. GM was declared the clear cut winner of this battle long ago yet a casual bump brings the competition back to life for some of you as if it is still going on day-to-day. How soon we forget the sacrifices made, the summary beat down that was experienced by Shuke at one point that many thought would require him to seek counseling for years to come. I'm glad that he has recovered enough to get back out on the firing range but never forget, this contest was over and decided long ago.
Yeah, the Versailles treaty ended that once and for all.

 

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