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[Das Boot]

That kid is scarred for life.

 

[shuke]

I still haven't voted.

Me either. Kind of considering a sympathy vote for shuke at this point.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I still haven't voted.

Me either. Kind of considering a sympathy vote for shuke at this point.

Your link is broken

 

[flysack]

HAVE YOU EVER

TASTED THE FLESH??!?!?!?!!???!!1111

 

[AAABatteries]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You workin' on a mullet?

 

[shuke]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

 

[Tick]

You workin' on a mullet?

Every time, Pickles notices stuff on the side of the pic. Keep it up.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

 

[Tick]

Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.

I hope someone archived all the pictures from this thread.

 

[shuke]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

 

[money.never.sleeps]

Im confused.. why is being obese a reason for competition?

 

[BigJohn]

Im confused.. why is being obese a reason for competition?

Your comprehension is not prerequisite to your cooperation.

 

[phrozen]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Going for the Jack Sparrow?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Looks like dirt. What's with the soul patch?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Fetching. Have you lost weight? You look even more attractive than usual.

 

[Guster]

Dear Hostess Cherry Fruit Pie,

Don't think I didn't notice the way you've been looking at me, sitting there in the front of the third row of the vending machine over the past week. I can only imagine what you've been thinking about, as I passed by so many times on my way to the coffee machine. You imagining me holding you gingerly yet firmly as my tongue swirled around in your succulent filling and my teeth nibbled at your flaky crust.

And sure I gambled, taking the chance that you'd be swiped by someone else while I played hard to get, and I'm sure you started to feel lonely as you were passed by for Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Doublemint Gum, and Famous Amous Chocolate Chip Cookies. But I just wanted you to wait a little longer, so that the moment my teeth broke your glazed seal would be all the better for the both of us.

Finally, our wait is over.

I hope someone archived all the pictures from this thread.

Yeah, they're captured in the link I posted in GMTAN of pics of FBGers

 

[money.never.sleeps]

Im confused.. why is being obese a reason for competition?

Your comprehension is not prerequisite to your cooperation.

To be fair.. I went straight to the end point.

 

[shuke]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Going for the Jack Sparrow?

Nothing on the chin. Against the rules.

 

[shuke]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Looks like dirt. What's with the soul patch?

What do you mean "what's with" it?

 

[shuke]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Fetching. Have you lost weight? You look even more attractive than usual.

Maybe a few pounds. I think the stache is playing tricks on your eyes.

 

[urbanhack]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Looks like dirt. What's with the soul patch?

What do you mean "what's with" it?

Why not just the stache on its own???

 

[shuke]

You workin' on a mullet?

workin' on?

You workin' on a 'stache yet?

I'm trying, dude!

Looks like dirt. What's with the soul patch?

What do you mean "what's with" it?

Why not just the stache on its own???

Would you ask Frank Zappa this?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

RIP Zappa

 

[General Malaise]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

 

[phrozen]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

Might as well stop shaving and showering while you are at it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

 

[General Malaise]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

Might as well stop shaving and showering while you are at it.

Haven't shaved in 12 days. I want to look like Eric Clapton by Xmas.

 

[kevzilla]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

Might as well stop shaving and showering while you are at it.

Haven't shaved in 12 days. I want to look like the unholy union of Raggedy Andy and Eric Clapton by Xmas.

fixed

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

Might as well stop shaving and showering while you are at it.

Haven't shaved in 12 days. I want to look like Eric Clapton by Xmas.

That's 12 days growth? I can grow that over a weekend.

 

[General Malaise]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

Might as well stop shaving and showering while you are at it.

Haven't shaved in 12 days. I want to look like the unholy union of Raggedy Andy and Eric Clapton by Xmas.

fixed

 

[General Malaise]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

Might as well stop shaving and showering while you are at it.

Haven't shaved in 12 days. I want to look like Eric Clapton by Xmas.

That's 12 days growth? I can grow that over a weekend.

Yeah, I'm not very hairy. I've never had a full beard before. I want to give it a try, but it just looks terrible. Patchy, multicolored, scraggly. But I figure in a few months, I'll be glad I did it.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

You workin' on a mullet?

no business up front either. just a big, wild mess right now. i'm not shaving, i'm not getting haircuts. hoping this makes me look like a rock star one day.

Might as well stop shaving and showering while you are at it.

Haven't shaved in 12 days. I want to look like Eric Clapton by Xmas.

That's 12 days growth? I can grow that over a weekend.

Yeah, I'm not very hairy. I've never had a full beard before. I want to give it a try, but it just looks terrible. Patchy, multicolored, scraggly. But I figure in a few months, I'll be glad I did it.

I forgot to mention I was 100% Italian, so my rate of growth is like a mutant.

 

[bentley]

challenge to gm

 

[bigbottom]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

 

[Politician Spock]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Oh, hello bigbottom.

 

[shuke]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

 

[YSR]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

this might be my favorite thread evah

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

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[UniAlias]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

 

[shuke]

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Interesting. I have McAfee at work and didn't give me an issue. Just use good judgement.

 

[General Malaise]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

Oh no....

 

[Limp Ditka]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

Oh no....

 

[[icon]]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

Oh no....

I this thread

 

[General Malaise]

It. Is. OVER.

 

[Stoneys]

dammit....my work blocks the gifsoup site and my phone won't play the full gif

 

[Politician Spock]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

Oh no....

I this thread

I just voted for shuke!

 

[Zow]

I haven't voted yet. Is it too late?

Never too late.

Shuke, you also look like you lost some weight

 

[Mad Cow]

Vote changed from GM to shuke on strength of that .gif.