EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

[Scoresman]

You cant view the pole results without voting?  Worst new board feature.  

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

all tied up, 260 votes for each

 

[Nigel]

This eating feat on its own was not overly impressive. However the use of props, namely your oblivious children, made this short film a huge success. Nicely done. 

 

[Hawks64]

You cant view the pole results without voting?  Worst new board feature.  

And you can't tell who you voted for or delete your vote anymore.

 

[Scoresman]

And you can't tell who you voted for or delete your vote anymore.

Wow, then I'm never voting until the two decide to call a truce.  

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Happy Mother's Day!

https://youtu.be/qww7_M9WO5Y

I believe the twins have developed a twin language.  I further believe they may be plotting, already, to overthrow the King.  Seems they are getting more out of Game of Thrones, and Vikings than you may have known.  You may want to remove them from the room when you are watching T.V.

I also thought I saw the one on the left start shaking like Jack Jack in the Incredibles.  I believe he is about to discover his superpowers.  Brace yourself and your household.

 

[General Malaise]

I believe the twins have developed a twin language.  I further believe they may be plotting, already, to overthrow the King.  Seems they are getting more out of Game of Thrones, and Vikings than you may have known.  You may want to remove them from the room when you are watching T.V.

I also thought I saw the one on the left start shaking like Jack Jack in the Incredibles.  I believe he is about to discover his superpowers.  Brace yourself and your household.

They are exceptional at making sure I never have sex with their mother.  Is that a super power?

 

[psychobillies]

They are exceptional at making sure I never have sex with their mother.  Is that a super power?

Not if it only works on you.

 

[General Malaise]

Not if it only works on you.

Fair point.  Perhaps the next guy who bones Fertile Myrtle takes her and the kids with him.  I just want to eat pancakes and stay fat now.

 

[psychobillies]

Fair point.  Perhaps the next guy who bones Fertile Myrtle takes her and the kids with him.  I just want to eat pancakes and stay fat now.

Amen, brother.  And drink whiskey in the morning.

 

[gianmarco]

They are exceptional at making sure I never have sex with their mother.  Is that a super power?

No. That's called marriage.

 

[Scoresman]

A cautionary tale.

Teach those twins the Heimlich.

Good news about this is that if one of these two does die from one of these videos, they will DEFINITELY get my vote.  

 

[General Malaise]

A cautionary tale.

Teach those twins the Heimlich.

So essentially, one of us is performing death defying stunts; the other rhymes with 'Puke'.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Fair point.  Perhaps the next guy who bones Fertile Myrtle takes her and the kids with him.  I just want to eat pancakes and stay fat now.

BTW, that was one thick pancake.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/Zcsx0ZA.jpg

 

[Binky The Doormat]

http://i.imgur.com/Zcsx0ZA.jpg

####### winning

 

[Otis]

http://i.imgur.com/Zcsx0ZA.jpg

 

 

[gianmarco]

So essentially, one of us is performing death defying stunts; the other rhymes with 'Puke'.

Exactly. Shuke's inhalation of a White Castle slider is the equivalent of a tight rope act..... with a net.

 

[shuke]

Exactly. Shuke's inhalation of a White Castle slider is the equivalent of a tight rope act..... with a net.

I followed it up with a McDonald's cheeseburger.  Please try to pay attention.

 

[skol asylum]

One pancake is kinda weak. Will Shuke counter with one piece of french toast? Has this turned into the Eat Off - I'm on a lowcal diet edition?

 

[Hawks64]

http://i.imgur.com/Zcsx0ZA.jpg

 

[Politician Spock]

One pancake is kinda weak. Will Shuke counter with one piece of french toast? Has this turned into the Eat Off - I'm on a lowcal diet edition?

I was thinking he would counter with a crepe.

He's unwilling to do the Skyline Cheese Coney, so to me this is two guys eating just plain weiners. Someone has to raise the bar in here soon.

 

[Tick]

The pancake was cool and all, but that British chick destroyed like a dozen of them... unless you're going to beat her, best to pick another food so you don't look quite so inadequate.

 

[mr. furley]

http://i.imgur.com/Zcsx0ZA.jpg

damn, considering changing my avatar to this

 

[xulf]

I can't wait until Halloween when we get to see someone take down a whole fun sized snickers.

 

[General Malaise]

One of us is breeding competitive eaters.  Check the one on the right here.  He's going places.

 

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One of us is breeding competitive eaters.  Check the one on the right here.  He's going places.

Kid on the left already with a pretty strong combover game. 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spirit animal

 

[Hawks64]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cR4Uy_P_k4

Nice link OPM. Here's the video.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nice link OPM. Here's the video.

Fixed

 

[shuke]

LIFE HACK

Apologies for the vertical video, had trouble getting a good shot horizontally.

 

[sdp1226]

...still made a mess though

 

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[Scoresman]

minus points for environmentally unfriendly styrofoam cup.

 

[El Floppo]

pancake vs cupcake... brutality

 

[mr. furley]

pancake vs cupcake... brutality

i still finished

 

[General Malaise]

Surprised a mouth that small was able to breast feed.

 

[El Floppo]

oooooh... you going to stand for that, shuke?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

One of us is breeding competitive eaters.  Check the one on the right here.  He's going places.

The angry scowl is already evident in the one on the right. I love it

 

[EYLive]

Surprised a mouth that small was able to breast feed.

I noticed that as well.

 

[El Floppo]

still haven't voted, btw.

 

[shuke]

Surprised a mouth that small was able to breast feed.

I should get extra points then, right?

 

[saintfool]

grandpa shuke

 

[El Floppo]

grandpa shuke

paternal grandpa shuke

 

[gianmarco]

LIFE HACK

Apologies for the vertical video, had trouble getting a good shot that mini cupcake to look bigger horizontally.

FYP

 

[saintfool]

paternal grandpa shuke

ohhhh yeah.

 

[General Malaise]

My Link:. https://youtu.be/i0ejoT_T58g

 

[Abraham]

The audio on that is REALLY REALLY good.  Wow.  What kind of gear are you using?

 

[Abraham]

GM, my ranch doesn't have fencing like what is in your living room. 

 

[General Malaise]

The audio on that is REALLY REALLY good.  Wow.  What kind of gear are you using?

A phone?