EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

[Nathan R. Jessep]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

IN THE BATHROOM??

Upper management meeting at our office today. I'm not doing this in my cubicle.

 

[General Malaise]

I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Come on. He's drinking mustard in the men's room. I can't compete.

Sriracha in the women's room down? Come on, honey. I believe in you.

I'll snap it next to that special vending machine they have in there as proof.I'll fight the good fight for you.

 

[Fullback Fro]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

OWNED!thats huevos right there

 

[K-funk]

I'll snap it next to that special vending machine they have in there as proof.I'll fight the good fight for you.

at 'special vending machine'. I love this thread... I haven't laughed so hard in days!

 

[shuke]

My stomach is slightly upset.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

My stomach is slightly upset.

did you get it on the first pic, or did you have to re-pose?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?

He can make a drawing of it instead.

 

[General Malaise]

My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.

You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.

 

[General Malaise]

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?

He can make a drawing of it instead.

I thought you looked pretty good in my picture. Shuke looked like Shuke.

 

[General Malaise]

My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.

You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.

It's a sweater and we don't have any office condiments. There are some pickles, but they have been in there for at least 2 years.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?

He can make a drawing of it instead.

I thought you looked pretty good in my picture. Shuke looked like Shuke.

I wasn't criticizing babe. No worries. Although I looked pretty helpless in that picture with my arms above my head, flat to the ground. Talk about submission.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I hope shuke got the pic he was hoping for in the first attempt.

 

[K-funk]

My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.

You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.

It's a sweater and we don't have any office condiments. There are some pickles, but they have been in there for at least 2 years.

Hmmm... you could cram the pickles for stomach rumbling to match Shuke's, but I'd rather not see that. How about two condiments simultaneously tomorrow? Say, ranch dressing and Sriracha?

 

[Fullback Fro]

My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.

You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.

It's a sweater and we don't have any office condiments. There are some pickles, but they have been in there for at least 2 years.

DO IT!this is what it'll take to get over the top

 

[Moe Green]

My stomach is slightly upset.

You want to really show us you have balls? Do that with some wasabi you sissy.

 

[K-funk]

Both Shuke and GM have disappeared from the thread.

The anticipation is killing me.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I'm not convinced Shuke drank mustard. All I see is yellow stuff coming out of a caontainer whose labeled reads "tard". I shudder to think what this might be, but mustard, I don't think so.

 

[MrPhoenix]

Am I the only one that noticed that Shuke left the "tard" part of "Mustard" uncovered with his thumb?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

GM's licorce post but me in mind of this. The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[EYLive]

Someone's seriously hurt himself and/or get fired.

Alright!

 

[Woz]

shuke, is there any way we could get a pic of you devouring your own sandwich ("the shuke")? I would have to think GM would be left speechless at that point. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow it happens.The people ask, and I deliver.

nail in the coffin

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's drinking mustard in the men's room.

So Shuke is in Tijuana?

 

[Tat]

if any of you t00ls gets within 5 feet of me with licorice, arses will be beaten.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

wow. This has just crept into the all time top ten FFA threads.

 

[Collagen]

if any of you t00ls gets within 5 feet of me with licorice, arses will be beaten.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

shuke, is there any way we could get a pic of you devouring your own sandwich ("the shuke")? I would have to think GM would be left speechless at that point. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow it happens.The people ask, and I deliver.

GM, pleeeeease - no Hummer pictures. TIA.

 

[cactus]

Two Words:

McMuffin Challenge!

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

He did it in the f%$#*&g bathroom.

 

[bakes]

Shuke - Did anyone walk in and offer you a hot dog to go along with that mustard?

 

[shuke]

My stomach is slightly upset.

did you get it on the first pic, or did you have to re-pose?

It only took two takes.

 

[shuke]

Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?

He can make a drawing of it instead.

I thought you looked pretty good in my picture. Shuke looked like Shuke.

I don't have a goatee.

 

[Stoneys]

oh, this thread has made my day.

I am still thinking someone needs to devour some pie!!!

 

[guru_007]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

IN THE BATHROOM??

Upper management meeting at our office today. I'm not doing this in my cubicle.

 

[Sammy3469]

I've got one word for you GM...Mayo

 

[RBM]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

IN THE BATHROOM??

Upper management meeting at our office today. I'm not doing this in my cubicle.

HA HA HOLY ####

 

[K-funk]

 

[Tip Top]

You are a forum addict.

 

[mr. furley]

I think I'm in love with GM.

call me.

Would I! I'm still new here, so no one's warned me yet -- but I'd go on a date with you in a heartbeat. I appreciate a guy who does some goofy-### stuff just to make a bunch of strangers laugh. GM wins the eat-off, hands down. Err, hands-free.

 

[mr. furley]

god i love this place

 

[CGRdrJoe]

god i love this place

GM is getting dates from eating food

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

god i love this place

Please link your jowlers pic here.

 

[mr. furley]

god i love this place

Please link your jowlers pic here.

i'm gonna jowl a box of the Cap'n later if the wife will take pics

 

[General Malaise]

I still can't believe a grown man, father, engineer took a bottle of mustand into the men's room and took a picture of himself drinking it.

What a world.

 

[Otis]

THIS AIN'T NO LICORICE, BABY!

omfg

 

[Ned]

I still can't believe a grown man, father, engineer took a bottle of mustand into the men's room and took a picture of himself drinking it.What a world.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I still can't believe a grown man, father, engineer took a bottle of mustand into the men's room and took a picture of himself drinking it.What a world.

 

[shuke]

I'm afraid posting anything after the mustard pic would affect my momentum. However, I will honor the shukewich™ request. Just waiting for Verizon to delivery to my inbox.

 

[belljr]

I still can't believe a grown man, father, engineer took a bottle of mustand into the men's room and took a picture of himself drinking it.What a world.

Don't hate the playa....Hate the game.

 

[pats3in4]

GB only "tard" showing on the bottle in Shuke's pic.