EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Tiger Fan]

You got nothing Shuke?

 

[EYLive]

PANCAKES

The little guy really loves his pancakes.Looks like he's getting drunk on the syrup too.

 

[The_Burning_Bush]

Someone needs step up and makes this a three horse race. Pancake Kid isn't cutting it.

 

[General Malaise]

You got nothing Shuke?

Think he can find a super hero to dine with in Cincy? I sorta doubt it.

 

[shuke]

You got nothing Shuke?

My bad for taking a day off from the internet.This is pathetic, GM, bringing the kids into it looking for sympathy votes.

 

[K-funk]

You got nothing Shuke?

My bad for taking a day off from the internet.This is pathetic, GM, bringing the kids into it looking for sympathy votes.

What, you can't get any kids around you unless you have lollipops?

 

[Tick]

PANCAKES

Look at the mitts on that kid! By some strange coincidence, has your wife ever hung out with Troy Aikman?

 

[ChampBailey24]

Pancake Kid

 

[Tat]

Pancake Kid

DO YOU KNOW WHO HIS GRANDFATHER IS? nuff said

 

[General Malaise]

You got nothing Shuke?

My bad for taking a day off from the internet.This is pathetic, GM, bringing the kids into it looking for sympathy votes.

I've taken nearly a month off from the internet and yet here I am, once again showing the world who the people's champ will invevitably be when it's all said and done.Sympathy votes? I'm grooming a team of competitive eaters. Their bloodlines are deep and their pedigree as strong as that of Seattle Slew. When you find your sack, I'll be here.

 

[Early_10]

HOLY ANGRY EATING, BATMAN!!!

Yup, that's me in a throwdown with Gotham's finest, Mister Bat W. Man.

Oh and in my time off, Shuke, I've learned my youngest son the art of the Eat-Off. This is his rookie attempt right here.

I eagerly await your picture with a superhero, mister zero.

You've got kind of a Ric Flair thing going on there GM. to GMhoople Junior. You do have good genes.

 

[Harry Manback]

Wow, I am so happy I found this thread.

AWESOME!

 

[Shutterbug]

You got nothing Shuke?

My bad for taking a day off from the internet.This is pathetic, GM, bringing the kids into it looking for sympathy votes.

I've taken nearly a month off from the internet and yet here I am, once again showing the world who the people's champ will invevitably be when it's all said and done.Sympathy votes? I'm grooming a team of competitive eaters. Their bloodlines are deep and their pedigree as strong as that of Seattle Slew. When you find your sack, I'll be here.

Oh my.

 

[Verbal Kint]

You got nothing Shuke?

My bad for taking a day off from the internet.This is pathetic, GM, bringing the kids into it looking for sympathy votes.

I've taken nearly a month off from the internet and yet here I am, once again showing the world who the people's champ will invevitably be when it's all said and done.Sympathy votes? I'm grooming a team of competitive eaters. Their bloodlines are deep and their pedigree as strong as that of Seattle Slew. When you find your sack, I'll be here.

Dude, wasn't Seattle Slew gay? Or I am thinking of War Emblem?

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

You got nothing Shuke?

My bad for taking a day off from the internet.This is pathetic, GM, bringing the kids into it looking for sympathy votes.

I've taken nearly a month off from the internet and yet here I am, once again showing the world who the people's champ will invevitably be when it's all said and done.Sympathy votes? I'm grooming a team of competitive eaters. Their bloodlines are deep and their pedigree as strong as that of Seattle Slew.

When you find your sack, I'll be here.

damn!

 

[shuke]

When you find your sack, I'll be here.

When I find my sack?How many times have you conceded here, or quit?

Scoreboard.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

 

[shuke]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

A lot of internet tough guys around here too cowardly to post their own pics but more than willing to make fun of other people's haircuts.

 

[desert rose]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

A lot of internet tough guys around here too cowardly to post their own pics but more than willing to make fun of other people's haircuts.

I've seen a Peyton Marino picture. I wonder if I can find it.

 

[shuke]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

A lot of internet tough guys around here too cowardly to post their own pics but more than willing to make fun of other people's haircuts.

I've seen a Peyton Marino picture. I wonder if I can find it.

Was he wearing his jorts?

 

[shuke]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

 

[MrPhoenix]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

***LOCKJAW ALERT***This is a Lockjaw Alert for the FFA. The poster "Shuke" has inserted 50 pretzel sticks in his mouth and the possibility of lockjaw is high. Posters should expect to bombard Shuke with laughs and insults until lockjaw subsides. And then ridicule him some more just because it's Shuke.

 

[Sweeper]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

A lot of internet tough guys around here too cowardly to post their own pics but more than willing to make fun of other people's haircuts.

I've seen a Peyton Marino picture. I wonder if I can find it.

We're still (well, I'm) still waiting for pics of you, Rosie. I think I'm the only one on the internet that hasn't see any.

 

[BigJohn]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

***LOCKJAW ALERT***This is a Lockjaw Alert for the FFA. The poster "Shuke" has inserted 50 pretzel sticks in his mouth and the possibility of lockjaw is high. Posters should expect to bombard Shuke with laughs and insults until lockjaw subsides. And then ridicule him some more just because it's Shuke.

He looks like he's running at about 50% capacity.

 

[MrPhoenix]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

***LOCKJAW ALERT***This is a Lockjaw Alert for the FFA. The poster "Shuke" has inserted 50 pretzel sticks in his mouth and the possibility of lockjaw is high. Posters should expect to bombard Shuke with laughs and insults until lockjaw subsides. And then ridicule him some more just because it's Shuke.

He looks like he's running at about 50% capacity.

I'd like to see Shuke do 100 pretzel sticks.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

A lot of internet tough guys around here too cowardly to post their own pics but more than willing to make fun of other people's haircuts.

how do you know i don't think the verizon guy has a good haircut?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

GB this thread.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

A lot of internet tough guys around here too cowardly to post their own pics but more than willing to make fun of other people's haircuts.

I've seen a Peyton Marino picture. I wonder if I can find it.

Was he wearing his jorts?

 

[shuke]

Here you go.

do you give your barber a picture of the verizon guy when you get your hair cut?

A lot of internet tough guys around here too cowardly to post their own pics but more than willing to make fun of other people's haircuts.

I've seen a Peyton Marino picture. I wonder if I can find it.

Was he wearing his jorts?

You still rolling with these?

 

[Peyton Marino]

You still rolling with these?

nice notebook.and no, i don't wear those anymore. even though you insist on insulting my past bad judgement on clothes, i still think your verizon haircut is spiffy. continue to insult me if you wish.

 

[Verbal Kint]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

***LOCKJAW ALERT***This is a Lockjaw Alert for the FFA. The poster "Shuke" has inserted 50 pretzel sticks in his mouth and the possibility of lockjaw is high. Posters should expect to bombard Shuke with laughs and insults until lockjaw subsides. And then ridicule him some more just because it's Shuke.

He looks like he's running at about 50% capacity.

I'd like to see Shuke do 100 pretzel sticks.

Shuke can take it like a pro. No worries.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

It looks like the ink blot tests came out alright.

 

[phrozen]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

 

[mr. furley]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

gb this thread and the new bad haircuts angle

 

[General Malaise]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

No originality....Jesus, Shuke. You're better than this.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

No originality....Jesus, Shuke. You're better than this.

 

[General Malaise]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

stems and all!!1!~

 

[EYLive]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Grapes + mouth + shower = softballpitch

 

[General Malaise]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Grapes + mouth + shower = softballpitch

I tried to encapture my Natty Lite shirt, but I failed. Oh well, at least the powder blue shines through. That's not gay.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Grapes + mouth + shower = softballpitch

I tried to encapture my Natty Lite shirt, but I failed. Oh well, at least the powder blue shines through. That's not gay.

See your sig. TIA.

 

[EYLive]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Grapes + mouth + shower = softballpitch

I tried to encapture my Natty Lite shirt, but I failed. Oh well, at least the powder blue shines through. That's not gay.

Fair enough. But is that your luffa?

 

[strykerpks]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Did you redo your hair in pic 3?

 

[BigJohn]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Elmo watches you shower?

 

[General Malaise]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Elmo watches you shower?

No. He watches my children shower. Come on man...

 

[General Malaise]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Did you redo your hair in pic 3?

maybe.

 

[General Malaise]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Grapes + mouth + shower = softballpitch

I tried to encapture my Natty Lite shirt, but I failed. Oh well, at least the powder blue shines through. That's not gay.

Fair enough. But is that your luffa?

No. It's my scrubbing ball.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Not. Over. Yet!!!!!111

Elmo watches you shower?

GM watches Elmo in the shower.

 

[shuke]

50 pretzel sticks

No fanfare, no need for props, cute kids or puppy dogs. Just another day at the office.

gb this thread and the new bad haircuts angle

That does look pretty bad there.