Embarrassing moments. (1 Viewer)

[ZenoRazon]

It was my junior year of HS, my best friend Dave owned a 57 Chevy (yep, spoiled) so he's giving me a ride home when....

Dave....there''s Vicki Burns (walking home), is that fine or what?

Zeno....yep, fine.

Dave....I'll pull over, ask her if she wants a ride, ok?

Zeno,...sure.

So Dave pulls over

Zeno...(roll down the window)....hi Vicki, want a ride home?

Vicki....sure, thanks.

So I scoot over next to Dave, so she can get in.

 

[IC FBGCav]

It was my junior year of HS, my best friend Dave owned a 57 Chevy (yep, spoiled) so he's giving me a ride home when....

Dave....there''s Vicki Burns (walking home), is that fine or what?

Zeno....yep, fine.

Dave....I'll pull over, ask her if she wants a ride, ok?

Zeno,...sure.

So Dave pulls over

Zeno...(roll down the window)....hi Vicki, want a ride home?

Vicki....sure, thanks.

So I scoot over next to Dave, so she can get in.

That is embarrashing

 

[ShamrockPride]

That is embarrashing

Sean Connery, that you?

 

[IC FBGCav]

Sean Connery, that you?

007, it is.  Looking for ##### Galore.

 

[ZenoRazon]

That is embarrashing

Dave...(rying to be quiet)....get out stupid, let her in the middle.

Zeno....oh yeah.

Vicki....(weak grin and a)....hi Dave.

As I looked out the window trying to hide.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

That time I misspelled embarrassing.

 

[xulf]

You joining this forum.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Then there was the time I was looking at myself in a store window,  double bicep, side bicep, most muscular. when I noticed an old lady watching me from inside the store.

Yep, embarrassing.

 

[ZenoRazon]

You joining this forum.

I finally got my mind right, fart and giggle, cool anything with any depth.

 

[ZenoRazon]

That is embarrashing

Try,....embarrassing...ok?

 

[jamny]

When someone waves to you and you wave back only to realize they were waving to someone behind you.

 

[ZenoRazon]

I'm rying to figure out what's so embarrashing

Can't anybody spell here?

Dude...embarrassing...ok?

 

[ZenoRazon]

When someone waves to you and you wave back only to realize they were waving to someone behind you.

Good one.

 

[xulf]

Your posts have grammatical and spelling errors at the highest frequency I have ever seen.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Your posts have grammatical and spelling errors at the highest frequency I have ever seen.

I type too fast and don't worry about it.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Farting out loud in public. So embarrashing. 

 When the wife farts out loud in public.

 

[xulf]

I type too fast and don't worry about it.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Farting out loud in public. So embarrashing. 

Dude, work with me here, ok amigo?

Try....embarrassing...ok?

You can do it

 

[ZenoRazon]

My senior season of HS football.

In front of a few hundred people.

We punted, one of my jobs was gunner, so I go down to make the tackle, the guy muffs the punt I recover.

So I head back to the bench with everybody slapping my back and ...good job.

Then our QB yells.....a man short. a man short.

Another of my jobs was starting RB.

So in front of all those people (to a HS kid) I have to jog back out there.

 

[ZenoRazon]

 When the wife farts out loud in public.

I wouldn't marry a woman who farts out loud in public.

 

[xulf]

W

My senior season of HS football.

In front of a few hundred people.

We punted, one of my jobs was gunner, so I go down to make the tackle, the guy muffs the punt I recover.

So I head back to the bench with everybody slapping my back and ...good job.

Then our QB yells.....a man short. a man short.

Another of my jobs was starting RB.

So in front of all those people (to a HS kid) I have to jog back out there.

Wtmf.

Stop

 

[Chaka]

Dave's not here.

 

[Chaka]

Farting out loud in public. So embarrashing. 

I think it was @Evilgrin 72 (or was it @Evilgrin72?) who nailed the perfect method for this situation.

When you fart in public immediately follow it up with your best pirate voiced YAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! 

 

[Chaka]

I wouldn't marry a woman who farts out loud in public.

I wouldn't marry a woman who doesn't.

 

[Chaka]

I type too fast and don't worry about it.

The problem with that is that it occasionally makes you look like you are babbling incoherently.

Link

 

[ZenoRazon]

I wouldn't marry a woman who doesn't.

Really?

 

[skol asylum]

Got any embarrassing stories from the CVS night shift?

 

[ZenoRazon]

The problem with that is that it occasionally makes you look like you are babbling incoherently.

Link

Simply don't care.

 

[Chaka]

Simply don't care.

I disagree.

 

[xulf]

Simply don't care.

Then why RIP on someone for a misspelling?

 

[Chaka]

Really?

Does that embarassh you?

 

[ZenoRazon]

Got any embarrassing stories from the CVS night shift?

Nothing like yours.

 

[ZenoRazon]

I disagree.

I will prove it numerous times.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Then why RIP on someone for a misspelling?

It's a long story.

 

[Chaka]

I will prove it numerous times.

Is that an intentional use of the future tense?

At any rate, perhaps you will.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Does that embarassh you?

How many posters here can't spell....embarrass?

 

[ZenoRazon]

Is that an intentional use of the future tense?

At any rate, perhaps you will.

Sure,

 

[skol asylum]

Nothing like yours.

Gonna need to head to CVS to get some aloe to apply to that sick burn.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Gonna need to head to CVS to get some aloe to apply to that sick burn.

Always funny when somebody thinks they are the hammer only to find out they are actually the nail.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Your posts have grammatical and spelling errors at the highest frequency I have ever seen.

Definitely Otis’ protege.

 

[Frostillicus]

Are you ok?

 

[Tom Servo]

W

Wtmf.

Stop

Ironic since he considers farting beneath him. 

 

[skol asylum]

Always funny when somebody thinks they are the hammer only to find out they are actually the nail.

It's good you can laugh at yourself Brad.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Definitely Otis’ protege.

I only type with one hand.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

I only type with one hand.

Yep.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Ironic since he considers farting beneath him. 

Not beneath me, above me, off to the west, the east, it's a nothing.  All the things there is to talk about and.....farting?

 

[ZenoRazon]

Yep.

Lightning quick.

 

[ZenoRazon]

It's good you can laugh at yourself Brad.

I'm laughing at you slick.

 

[Skipdog77]

I only type with one hand.

You should switch to the other one, you might actually spell something right. 

 

[ZenoRazon]

You should switch to the other one, you might actually spell something right. 

Where did I spell something wrong, show me.