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Essential Oils: anything to see here? (1 Viewer)

I read the topic: Essential Otis

like it was going to be a recap of his entire life and times in the FFA

Now i'm just disappointed

 
My wife went to one of these parties a few weeks ago and her package arrived in the mail on Friday night. She can't stop ####### talking about the damn stuff, has some type of vapor thing going off in our bedroom and is rubbing the crap on my kid's feet. I'm pretty sure I heard her mention a friend is dropping about $150 a week on this stuff as they are all doing some type of daily oil shots? I wasn't really paying attention as I was thinking about my fantasy team but the $150/week made me nervous. For those that have been down this road, how much money am I going to end up spending on this stuff and for how long? Additionally, is there any real science to this stuff?
No.

 
I read the topic: Essential Otis

like it was going to be a recap of his entire life and times in the FFA

Now i'm just disappointed
Welcome to 2013 there, buddy.

My wife got rang up for this crap. It's not terrible just a MLM semi scam. Hopefully it will die out with only the initial 200-300 "invested" - at least she's not looking to sell these, just doing a solid for a friend who is.

 
shuke said:
Baloney Sandwich said:
My wife went to one of these parties a few weeks ago and her package arrived in the mail on Friday night. She can't stop ####### talking about the damn stuff, has some type of vapor thing going off in our bedroom and is rubbing the crap on my kid's feet. I'm pretty sure I heard her mention a friend is dropping about $150 a week on this stuff as they are all doing some type of daily oil shots? I wasn't really paying attention as I was thinking about my fantasy team but the $150/week made me nervous. For those that have been down this road, how much money am I going to end up spending on this stuff and for how long? Additionally, is there any real science to this stuff?
I try not to even ask. I hate this kind of ####, but my wife has been suffering for a long time from migraine headaches, and she's only been able to get so far with conventional medicine.

If this stuff helps at all, whether it be placebo effect or not, then I'm fine with it.
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.

 
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My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
:lmao:

I feel like Tanner is trying to tell us something....just wish he'd stop being so coy.

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
YOU ACT AS IF I'M EMBRACING THESE THINGS.

Way I look at it if my money/moneys directly earned by me but are technically community property is going towards this stuff, I'm going to at least try to trick myself into thinking they work and getting some benefit out of it.

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
YOU ACT AS IF I'M EMBRACING THESE THINGS.

Way I look at it if my money/moneys directly earned by me but are technically community property is going towards this stuff, I'm going to at least try to trick myself into thinking they work and getting some benefit out of it.
What kind of essential oils do you need to rub on your sack to make your balls grow back?

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
YOU ACT AS IF I'M EMBRACING THESE THINGS.

Way I look at it if my money/moneys directly earned by me but are technically community property is going towards this stuff, I'm going to at least try to trick myself into thinking they work and getting some benefit out of it.
I get this, but tricking yourself into believing there is a benefit is only going to greatly increase the total amount of $ you end up pouring into this scam.

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
YOU ACT AS IF I'M EMBRACING THESE THINGS.

Way I look at it if my money/moneys directly earned by me but are technically community property is going towards this stuff, I'm going to at least try to trick myself into thinking they work and getting some benefit out of it.
I get this, but tricking yourself into believing there is a benefit is only going to greatly increase the total amount of $ you end up pouring into this scam.
No. We bought an initial bundle that we'll never finish before my wife forgets that we even own them.

My wife is the "leaves multiple half-drank cans of soda everywhere/buys a yearly gym membership and only goes the first two weeks type.

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
YOU ACT AS IF I'M EMBRACING THESE THINGS.

Way I look at it if my money/moneys directly earned by me but are technically community property is going towards this stuff, I'm going to at least try to trick myself into thinking they work and getting some benefit out of it.
What kind of essential oils do you need to rub on your sack to make your balls grow back?
I believe any one of the variety of nut oils might do the trick.

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples.

ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
YOU ACT AS IF I'M EMBRACING THESE THINGS.

Way I look at it if my money/moneys directly earned by me but are technically community property is going towards this stuff, I'm going to at least try to trick myself into thinking they work and getting some benefit out of it.
What kind of essential oils do you need to rub on your sack to make your balls grow back?
Ball bearing oil. Obviously.

 
My wife swears the peppermint helps her with the headaches.
What does she do with it? Just smell it? Or pour it on her head?
Drops on fingertips then rubs onto temples. ETA: I've done it a couple of times for headaches. Also use the deep blue for sore muscles. Totally could be a placebo effect, but it seems to make things a little better.
YOU ACT AS IF I'M EMBRACING THESE THINGS. Way I look at it if my money/moneys directly earned by me but are technically community property is going towards this stuff, I'm going to at least try to trick myself into thinking they work and getting some benefit out of it.
What kind of essential oils do you need to rub on your sack to make your balls grow back?
:lmao:
 

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