mr. furley
Footballguy
years ago, playing basketball with some friends.
a guy whose younger brother i knew came out to play. he was reeking drunk but.. he was always drunk.. so playing basketball drunk was like a normal person playing sober for him.
shot goes up, ball caroms off, drunk guy and a friend of mine go up for the rebound and *crack*.. my buddy goes to the ground holding his face.
drunk guy: hey man, you ok?
friend: my nose. it's broke. you broke my nose.
drunk: nah, it's not broke. you'd know it if was broke.
friend: it's broke. you broke it.
drunk: nah, trust me. you'd know if it was broken. it's not broke.
friend: this is the 5th time i've broken my nose. i know what it feels like. my nose is broken.
drunk: i'm pretty sure it's not, bro. you'd know if it was.
this thread reminds me of that
a guy whose younger brother i knew came out to play. he was reeking drunk but.. he was always drunk.. so playing basketball drunk was like a normal person playing sober for him.
shot goes up, ball caroms off, drunk guy and a friend of mine go up for the rebound and *crack*.. my buddy goes to the ground holding his face.
drunk guy: hey man, you ok?
friend: my nose. it's broke. you broke my nose.
drunk: nah, it's not broke. you'd know it if was broke.
friend: it's broke. you broke it.
drunk: nah, trust me. you'd know if it was broken. it's not broke.
friend: this is the 5th time i've broken my nose. i know what it feels like. my nose is broken.
drunk: i'm pretty sure it's not, bro. you'd know if it was.
this thread reminds me of that