Fake shoe salesman charged in Wal-Mart toe-sucking (1 Viewer)

[sports_fan]

A manhunt for the Wal-Mart toe-sucker ended Wednesday night when police in North Carolina arrested a man who allegedly posed as a shoe salesman and then sucked on the toes of the surprised woman customer.

When the horrified woman protested, he told her he was a podiatry student.

Police have had several complaints of incidents like that in both Kmart and Wal-Mart, according to local news reports.

Lincolnton Detective Dennis Harris told a local TV station that the man apparently tried the same thing Monday at another Walmart 15 miles away, where he told a woman he was conducting a survey on the feet of different races and nationalities.

The second woman also agreed to take off her shoes, but left when the suspect asked her to remove her socks.

Police in Lincolnton, N.C., a small town northwest of Charlotte, told WCNC TV they had arrested 31 year-old Michael Brown and charged him with assault on a female.

According to the station:

“Erika Porras was shopping Monday when police say Brown allegedly approached her and asked if he could help her try on shoes.

He said, ‘Follow me to shoe department.’

She thought he worked at the store and agreed to try on shoes when Brown told her he was a podiatry student, police say.

Erika’s daughter Kattie told us, ‘He said, ‘I need to take a picture for research,’ and when he did, he stuck her foot in his mouth.’”

The woman got upset and called police.

“Kind of bizarre, strange,” Detective Harris told the station.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/03/20/fake-shoe-salesman-charged-in-walmart-toe-sucking/?tid=hp_mm

 

[drummer]

tim does that all the time with his own foot.

 

[Fariq]

Michael Otis Brown.

 

[jon_mx]

I think if he went to a high end store he might have gotten away with it. Just inform the customers this was par of the full service that high end customers expect.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Rex Ryan has to do something during the off season.

Also, are there even salesmen as Walmart? I don't go there, but I thought it was a help yourself sort of place.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

This maybe an argument for prostitution.

 

[glock]

"Oh, Aaal..."

 

[Christo]

 

[Raider Nation]

Anyone seen Scoresman?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Best thread title in a long time.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I think if he went to a high end store he might have gotten away with it. Just inform the customers this was par of the full service that high end customers expect.

What rich woman wouldn't like a glass of champagne while getting her toes sucked?

 

[T Bell]

So was it whee-whee-whee-whee all the way home?

 

[Fariq]

Rex Ryan has to do something during the off season.

Also, are there even salesmen as Walmart? I don't go there, but I thought it was a help yourself sort of place.

The guy is black so obviously this was not the work of Rex Ryan. It may have been forum member Otis.

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

I love that "podiatry student" was his go-to line for establishing credibility... I wonder how many foot weirdos actually do go into podiatry as a career. I went to a podiatrist for a sports related foot injury once, figured it'd be some older bald guy, but in walks a smoking hot chick, probably just a year or two out of school. I mean, stripper heels, short skirt, low cut top - the whole nine yards... It was ridiculous. Hottest doctor I've ever been to by far and all I could think at the time was, "when she's examining your foot DO NOT say or do anything that makes her think you're here becuase you're a foot weirdo". In retrospect though, maybe she was the foot weirdo. Maybe I was one small comment away from a toe suck, who knows. Weird world, lots of crazy out there.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I love that "podiatry student" was his go-to line for establishing credibility... I wonder how many foot weirdos actually do go into podiatry as a career. I went to a podiatrist for a sports related foot injury once, figured it'd be some older bald guy, but in walks a smoking hot chick, probably just a year or two out of school. I mean, stripper heels, short skirt, low cut top - the whole nine yards... It was ridiculous. Hottest doctor I've ever been to by far and all I could think at the time was, "when she's examining your foot DO NOT say or do anything that makes her think you're here becuase you're a foot weirdo". In retrospect though, maybe she was the foot weirdo. Maybe I was one small comment away from a toe suck, who knows. Weird world, lots of crazy out there.

Nothing ventured nothing gained.

 

[Otis]

Rex Ryan has to do something during the off season.

Also, are there even salesmen as Walmart? I don't go there, but I thought it was a help yourself sort of place.

The guy is black so obviously this was not the work of Rex Ryan. It may have been forum member Otis.

I don't get it.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Prior to opening the thread, I'd have bet a fairly large sum this was in Florida.

Thanks, North Carolina!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can fap to this.