Fantasy Bling! (1 Viewer)

[JuSt CuZ]

We all prolly get trophies, but Is it rediculous to have a ring for Fantasy Football Champs?

 

[AnonymousBob]

Only if the other owners receive a free shirt.

 

[Kleck.]

money > trophies/rings

Cash only please.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

We all prolly get trophies, but Is it rediculous to have a ring for Fantasy Football Champs?

Are you married and don't care about social ridicule? Go for it.Are you single and hoping to ever get laid again? Don't even think about it.

 

[Righetti]

hot chick "hey what is that on your finger?"

fantasy football dork "my championship ring for my fantasy football team, I won in a really competitive 12 team auction league I play with my friends over the internet"

hot chick: "do you get one for Dungeons and Dragons too?"

FFD: "that is rediculous, there are no rings for winning D&D"

HCAB "i gotta go"

 

[fruity pebbles]

might as well just spray on some ###### repellant.

 

[Righetti]

might as well just spray on some ###### repellant.

 

[JuSt CuZ]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...

Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

 

[IM666]

Jeremiah: What is this? Aluminum? Jack: #### doesn't even spin.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

Stories like this typically go a little better with some context.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

 

[Rounders]

might as well just spray on some ###### repellant.

POTWF'ing hilarious!

 

[AcerFC]

Our champion gets $1000 and a 65 buck ring. Its not about wearing the ring, its about earning it. The ring means that you have accomplished something. Guys wear it on draft day and then it goes back on display. I see nothing wrong with that.

 

[Shipshewana Psychos]

I'd rather have $1065.

Our league only gives out money. Everybody in the league is well aware of who the champion is. No need to waste the league fees on trophies or rings.

 

[PatsFanCT]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

Studs strikes again!

 

[Pittsburgh United]

We all prolly get trophies, but Is it rediculous to have a ring for Fantasy Football Champs?

You can't do this unless you put your dynasty team roster in your message board sig.

 

[Pittsburgh United]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

Hold on - who's the cousin, the he or she? If he, who is she? And what was the "great deal"?

 

[Cenobite]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

Hold on - who's the cousin, the he or she? If he, who is she? And what was the "great deal"?

In our league we have our own "Stanley Cup". Every year the winner gets his team's name etched on and the owner gets to hold on to the trophy for the following FF season.

 

[dwaynecherokee]

might as well just spray on some ###### repellant.

 

[Reality Football]

Agreed with the on rings. It'd be a bit much. But "money only" prizes are pretty uninspired. I don't get my tax refund and say, "In your face, federal government!"

Our league has a traveling trophy helmet with a decal for each year's champion. It's good.

 

[videoguy505]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

Hold on - who's the cousin, the he or she? If he, who is she? And what was the "great deal"?

In our league we have our own "Stanley Cup". Every year the winner gets his team's name etched on and the owner gets to hold on to the trophy for the following FF season.

Replace "etched" with "written on an old plastic beer pitcher in magic marker" and you're pretty much there. Add in "to be named after the first league owner to die" and you've got it.

 

[supermark_28]

We had an owner bring this up at one of drafts and we almost laughed him out of the room.

Of course we do have a WWE Championship belt as part of the "Champions winnings".

 

[chris1969]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

He was drinking when he wrote this, forgive him if he goes to fast.But he wrote this at a party,and he'll edit when he isn't gassed.

 

[hephner]

Agreed with the on rings. It'd be a bit much. But "money only" prizes are pretty uninspired. I don't get my tax refund and say, "In your face, federal government!"Our league has a traveling trophy helmet with a decal for each year's champion. It's good.

Refund??? That's not very good value. You're letting the gov't use your money interest free. You could have had less withheld, put the extra funds in a high-interest savings account or something and earned minimum 5% on it. No tax planning trophy for you.

 

[H.K.]

Our league champ gets his team name engraved on these.

Much cooler than a ring, they'll never go out of style, and chicks dig 'em.

HTH

 

[hephner]

My cousin is in a serious relationship, she's hot as hell in his defense, woman likes the rivalry shizz talk and likes the fact he can rub it in my face, I'm mad at the taunt value...Plus he says it was a great deal!!!!

He was drinking when he wrote this, forgive him if he goes to fast.But he wrote this at a party,and he'll edit when he isn't gassed.

Friend #1: Let's have a party this weekend.Friend #2: What will we do as said party?Friend #1: Get "gassed"Friend #2: What else?Friend #1: Ignore our girlfriends, log onto some fantasy football message boards, and talk about our league trophyFriend #2: Great idea! I'll bring the Zima!

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Friend #2: Great idea! I'll bring the Zima!

Is Friend #3 bringing the Jolly Ranchers?

 

[Skyking]

QUOTE(fruity pebbles @ Aug 13 2007, 11:31 AM)

might as well just spray on some ###### repellant.

That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time!!!

Skyking