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FANTASY FOOTBALL EXCUSE SHIRTS (1 Viewer)
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Brodie8307
Footballguy
Oooh I know. "Coed Naked Fantasy Football - Don't forget your handcuffs."I have a poker Big Johnson shirt.....it says, "She'll really know you're all-in when you have a big johnson."
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
You should have capitalized the 'Y' in you. You also forgot the period at the end of your sentence.gllllll
Das Boot
Footballguy
A few additional observations:1. The offset cleat on the right foot might have caused the faceplant suffered by the QB.2. The pants with the different length hems might have caused the torn ACL problem. Either way they don't look comfortable, maybe that explains the haunted look in the eyes.3. Speaking of the torn ACL, I think I can see it dangling out of the right knee, and amazingly becoming part of the "N" in Goal Line. 4. The "X" tatoo on the right hand makes me think this QB didn't score too high on his Wonderlic test - assuming the X is to remind him which hand is his right one.5. I think he suffered a spinal injury - otherwise I don't care to speculate further.6. The Ohio State University wants to discuss your uniform color choices.7. GB the guy's heart for playing football with an underdeveloped left arm like that.8. You might want to rethink that statement about the coach and the RB and the incident at the goal line... some people might be offended.9. I must admit I'm stumped by the tape on the fingertips of the right hand. Well on 3 of the fingers anyway. Maybe it's bits of foam from the Nerf ball?Last but not least, thanks for your offer to donate your proceeds to a Katrina fund - if you can find a way to do that that everyone can trust, I think you'll have a lot of takers. Seriously.Boot. 
Now that is a thoughtful and funny reply up there. Checks can be made out to the Red Cross. Anyone interested can send a check, with a note indicating your address and size, to Jersey Tees, PO Box 8, Fanwood, NJ 07023. Include your email so I can send you a note indicating that the shirt(s) are on the way.A few additional observations:
1. The offset cleat on the right foot might have caused the faceplant suffered by the QB.
2. The pants with the different length hems might have caused the torn ACL problem. Either way they don't look comfortable, maybe that explains the haunted look in the eyes.
3. Speaking of the torn ACL, I think I can see it dangling out of the right knee, and amazingly becoming part of the "N" in Goal Line.
4. The "X" tatoo on the right hand makes me think this QB didn't score too high on his Wonderlic test - assuming the X is to remind him which hand is his right one.
5. I think he suffered a spinal injury - otherwise I don't care to speculate further.
6. The Ohio State University wants to discuss your uniform color choices.
7. GB the guy's heart for playing football with an underdeveloped left arm like that.
8. You might want to rethink that statement about the coach and the RB and the incident at the goal line... some people might be offended.
9. I must admit I'm stumped by the tape on the fingertips of the right hand. Well on 3 of the fingers anyway. Maybe it's bits of foam from the Nerf ball?
Last but not least, thanks for your offer to donate your proceeds to a Katrina fund - if you can find a way to do that that everyone can trust, I think you'll have a lot of takers. Seriously.
Boot.
That should take care of the trust thing. You can see your cancelled check deposited by the Red Cross.
$15 for one, $22 for two, $29 for three.
If you hate the shirt, throw it away, mop the floor with it, or give it to your league's worst team.
And a final idea, my league is donating one entry fee ($250) to Katrina, and everyone is good with that. Perhaps this would work in some of your leagues too.
doug
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Brodie8307
Footballguy
I SHOULD HAVE STARTED COURTNEY ANDERSON! 
jerry jones
Footballguy
you forgot the:I SHOULD HAVE STARTED COURTNEY ANDERSON!
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Insoxicated
I tell you what. I'll donate $29 to the Red Cross. You send me 3 shirtsNow that is a thoughtful and funny reply up there. Checks can be made out to the Red Cross. Anyone interested can send a check, with a note indicating your address and size, to Jersey Tees, PO Box 8, Fanwood, NJ 07023. Include your email so I can send you a note indicating that the shirt(s) are on the way.A few additional observations:
1. The offset cleat on the right foot might have caused the faceplant suffered by the QB.
2. The pants with the different length hems might have caused the torn ACL problem. Either way they don't look comfortable, maybe that explains the haunted look in the eyes.
3. Speaking of the torn ACL, I think I can see it dangling out of the right knee, and amazingly becoming part of the "N" in Goal Line.
4. The "X" tatoo on the right hand makes me think this QB didn't score too high on his Wonderlic test - assuming the X is to remind him which hand is his right one.
5. I think he suffered a spinal injury - otherwise I don't care to speculate further.
6. The Ohio State University wants to discuss your uniform color choices.
7. GB the guy's heart for playing football with an underdeveloped left arm like that.
8. You might want to rethink that statement about the coach and the RB and the incident at the goal line... some people might be offended.
9. I must admit I'm stumped by the tape on the fingertips of the right hand. Well on 3 of the fingers anyway. Maybe it's bits of foam from the Nerf ball?
Last but not least, thanks for your offer to donate your proceeds to a Katrina fund - if you can find a way to do that that everyone can trust, I think you'll have a lot of takers. Seriously.
Boot.
That should take care of the trust thing. You can see your cancelled check deposited by the Red Cross.
$15 for one, $22 for two, $29 for three.
If you hate the shirt, throw it away, mop the floor with it, or give it to your league's worst team.
And a final idea, my league is donating one entry fee ($250) to Katrina, and everyone is good with that. Perhaps this would work in some of your leagues too.
doug
The Duff Man
Footballguy
Sorry I missed this thread. I have seen the smilie used but was clueless (again) as to the meaning.With the orange and black colouring I thought the picture might be a Baltimore Oriole.Forget how to speak English...POINT TO THE SHIRTGet caught taking roids...POINT TO THE SHIRTSecond DUI in a year...POINT TO THE SHIRTStart out strong and then choke badly...U KNOW WHAT TO DO
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Kicker is 0 for 3 on field goals
MSULions
Footballguy
now don't go jumping to conclusions....hey, wouldn't it be neat if you had a matt, and put some conclusions on it, so like when you had a question you could jump to a conclusion on the matt? that's an awesome idea, i will sell them to you all and donate everything to the Red Cross!!Kicker is 0 for 3 on field goals
Crimson Hawk
Axis of Evel
I am a lot today. 2-3 for the weekend. :(
a lot today. 2-3 for the weekend. :( 
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Insoxicated
BUMPPM SENT with Address,Sep 9 2005, 12:28 AM]
I tell you what. I'll donate $29 to the Red Cross.Now that is a thoughtful and funny reply up there. Checks can be made out to the Red Cross. Anyone interested can send a check, with a note indicating your address and size, to Jersey Tees, PO Box 8, Fanwood, NJ 07023. Include your email so I can send you a note indicating that the shirt(s) are on the way.A few additional observations:
1. The offset cleat on the right foot might have caused the faceplant suffered by the QB.
2. The pants with the different length hems might have caused the torn ACL problem. Either way they don't look comfortable, maybe that explains the haunted look in the eyes.
3. Speaking of the torn ACL, I think I can see it dangling out of the right knee, and amazingly becoming part of the "N" in Goal Line.
4. The "X" tatoo on the right hand makes me think this QB didn't score too high on his Wonderlic test - assuming the X is to remind him which hand is his right one.
5. I think he suffered a spinal injury - otherwise I don't care to speculate further.
6. The Ohio State University wants to discuss your uniform color choices.
7. GB the guy's heart for playing football with an underdeveloped left arm like that.
8. You might want to rethink that statement about the coach and the RB and the incident at the goal line... some people might be offended.
9. I must admit I'm stumped by the tape on the fingertips of the right hand. Well on 3 of the fingers anyway. Maybe it's bits of foam from the Nerf ball?
Last but not least, thanks for your offer to donate your proceeds to a Katrina fund - if you can find a way to do that that everyone can trust, I think you'll have a lot of takers. Seriously.
Boot.
That should take care of the trust thing. You can see your cancelled check deposited by the Red Cross.
$15 for one, $22 for two, $29 for three.
If you hate the shirt, throw it away, mop the floor with it, or give it to your league's worst team.
And a final idea, my league is donating one entry fee ($250) to Katrina, and everyone is good with that. Perhaps this would work in some of your leagues too.
doug
You send me 3 shirts
Please ship ASAP
TIA
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traciepb
Football Gal
This thread cracks me up. My commish in my league must be 50 years older than me. The old "Bluewater Bay FF League" recruited = the member's kids and spouses (my Dad's kids, so me - my hubby, my brother), and we've all kicked #### ever since. He's a cheater, a scammer, and yet we still play every year. One of my brother's friends who joined this year just busted him in a lineup change at 4pm on Sunday (apparently our stupid site keeps track of that, and no one knew it!) We knew he'd been cheating several times before but couldn't prove it. And every synopsis for the week or comment is about "how the commish would have won if it weren't for X". I think I'm going to buy him that tacky #### shirt. Hey shirt guy, hook a sister up.
RevDawg
Footballguy
RevDawg
Footballguy
Corporation
Angry Bovine
Well of course they aren't selling, he listed it as a T Tee shirt. Who wants to buy clothing that has been urinated on?On second thought, don't answer that
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
Wow. I don't know of any words that can accurately convey how fugly that design is. I mean, I don't even understand some of the excuses. Thanks for bumping this classic.We should make a shirt that gives excuses for making bad shirts.
AnonymousBob
Footballguy
Was it ever decided what team that guy plays on? Did he have a certain position in mind when he drew that image?
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I still love "The QB stepped out of bounds" as an excuse for losing your game... 
RedRaiders
Mr. +EV
I changed mine to read "Lee Evans stepped out of bounds"I still love "The QB stepped out of bounds" as an excuse for losing your game...
PC Load Letter
Irregardless.
This is not getting enough attention. I'm starting a thread just on this.
This thread should never die . . . like Rocky.
ttmfs,yh: are comedy gold.
Steel City
Footballguy
As sad as it might be, I've just read this entire thread - post by post by post - for the third time since it was first posted. I still couldn't help from spitting beer everywhere after reading post 5.
Wheelhouse
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