FANTASY FOOTBALL EXCUSE SHIRTS (1 Viewer)

[Texasmouth]

I read all 8 pages of this. Funniest thing I think I have ever read.

 

[NY/NJMFDIVER]

Back from the dead.

 

[flapgreen]

This thread could never be bumped enough.

 

[flapgreen]

I do appreciate that you only make them in large, XL and XXL. The type of guy who would buy a shirt like that doesn't want it clinging to his man boobs.

 

[Parmcat]

Happy to see this survived the purge also

 

[biggamer3]

Bump for fun

 

[Capella]

POINT TO THE SHIRT

I smell some new shtick...

 

[Rayderr]

POINT TO THE SHIRT

I smell some new shtick...

 

[JFT Ben]

Our inaugural auction league last year wanted to punish whoever came in last, so we purchased the shirt with the understanding that the team owner would need to wear it to the following year's draft. It is truly more awfull in person than it is in the pictures. Should be hilarious, since we do our draft at a local brewpub.

 

[(HULK)]

POINT TO THE SHIRT

I smell some new shtick...

STOP SAYING THAT!

 

[flapgreen]

####ers

 

[John Mamula]

My DRAFT ROBOT™ took a kicker in the first round.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

My DRAFT ROBOT™ took a kicker in the first round.

That's solid shtick.

 

[yellowdog]

Can I get a rush order for my 13 leaguemates?

 

[Pittsburgh United]

What about a Fantasy Draft Excuses shirt?

I thought Koren Robinson made bail!

Didn't Manning retire?

My laptop battery died.

Waitaminnit, Cris Collinsworth swears this is Kevin Jones' year!

 

[doctor Gunks]

Christopher tells Tommy "Talk to the hand" or is that Spider?

 

[Defending Champs]

Easily the funniest thread I have read.

I spend most of my time in the Shark Pool, this was well worth my time and my wife looking over at me saying...what the hell are you laughing at?

Try to explain this.

Point to the hand.

 

[doctor Gunks]

Nipper.

 

[popeye]

I'd like to see a few of these shirts included among the prizes in an upcoming FBG contest.

 

[KGB]

"Hurricane rip the roof off your kicker's dome forcing him to kick in an outdoor stadium?"

 

[flapgreen]

Easily the funniest thread I have read.

I spend most of my time in the Shark Pool, this was well worth my time and my wife looking over at me saying...what the hell are you laughing at?

Try to explain this.

Point to the hand.

You're SO missing out.

 

[Men-in-Cleats]

He needed to get someone for the Football Widow one that could color between the lines. Maybe I should hire out my 6 year old.

 

[yellowdog]

I drank the Lundy Kool-Aid.

 

[Crimson Hawk]

I think I read in another thread that dkeato was a PI (might have been the cheaten wife thread).

Maybe he can use his mad detective skillz to find an artist for the next version.

 

[MC Gusto]

I lost last night b/c Mathis got knocked out at the 1 and then Jax did the "kneel down" instead of getting points

this thread always puts a little hop in my step though

 

[Draftnik]

I got food poisoning the day before my draft and I have started the season 0-3

 

[Bad_Mo]

I do appreciate that you only make them in large, XL and XXL. The type of guy who would buy a shirt like that doesn't want it clinging to his man boobs.

Hardest laugh I've had in awhile.Hear, hear, BF.

 

[flapgreen]

Geez! I can't believe it's already been a year since this thread was started. And yet, I still never grow tired of it.

 

[Don Quixote]

I have Paul McCoy in my West Virginia Prep Fantasy Football League, but benched him thinking Matewan would be up big and he would spend most of the game on the bench. 658 yards and 10 TD's = 126 points I missed out on.

Never sit your studs!

 

[The Moz]

just read this ! this is classic ! needed to be bumped after a year

 

[Hamstring]

I benched Addai for the first time this year for Fred Taylor. I didn't know Addai would get 20 carries.

 

[MrPack]

I benched Addai for the first time this year for Fred Taylor. I didn't know Addai would get 20 carries.

 

[Hamstring]

Yep, I needed that. Thanks

 

[cantrell]

This was the first time I've read this thread and I'm from . This might be the best thread I've ever read!

That picture is my new wallpaper.

 

[Chemical X]

i dropped noah herron to take a flyer on cumart maybe coming back in like 6 weeks.......

instead of using herron, i decided to use d'angelo ankle

 

[jdoggydogg]

You have seen the Golf excuse shirt, bowling excuse shirt, even the fishing excuse shirt. Well, no one has more excuses on Sunday than a fantasy football player.

Check out:

Fantasy Football Excuse Shirts

There is a fantasy football widow shirt too!

That artwork is so bad, I lost my frontal lobe just looking at it.

 

[arrow1]

Always get a looking at the picture-especially the Nerf football.

 

[yellowdog]

My team sucks.

 

[JZilla]

Jesus hates me

 

[Thorn]

I keep losing bc my kickers and DSTs score combined single digits.

 

[TLEF316]

i had steve smith, anquan boldin, jericho cotchery and leon washingon on bye. Alexander is still hurt and mcgahee lasted 7 plays

 

[yellowdog]

On a dare, I drafted a team of white players only.

What's your team's name?

 

[Capella]

My NFL team is starting a 6th-round, undersized, polish quarterback who can't throw the ball past 20 yards downfield.

 

[Scottish Revenge]

I'm an alcoholic.

 

[flapgreen]

My team sucks.

Mine too.

 

[Chemical X]

my team's first round draft picks have been:

dewayne 'the statue' robertson

anthony becht

johnny mitchell

kyle brady

doug jolley (for a 1st round pick)

blair thomas

mike haight

jeff lageman

shaun ellis

 

[Otis]

I lost my shirt playing poker online.

 

[Otis]

Oh god, please tell me this wasn't always here and I just missed it the first time...

Are you a Sopranos fan? Goodfellas? The Godfather?

Check out this great new poster...

http://www.familysitdown.com/

 

[Otis]

Silvio looks none to happy with the way this meeting is going

 

[Scottish Revenge]

Silvio looks none to happy with the way this meeting is going

No one has these yet, and everyone will be asking you where you bought it.