Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1 Viewer)

[belljr]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

What are you, 20?

I was 14 when it came out and really had no interest in seeing it.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, Jesus was a dude. Nice to see you figured that out.

I was about that age when it came out as well. I can't comprehend a teenage boy NOT wanting to see it.

I used to pretend I was whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons, but in reality I was whacking off to Judge Reinhold whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons.

 

[zamboni]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

What are you, 20?

I was 14 when it came out and really had no interest in seeing it.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, Jesus was a dude. Nice to see you figured that out.

I was about that age when it came out as well. I can't comprehend a teenage boy NOT wanting to see it.

I used to pretend I was whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons, but in reality I was whacking off to Judge Reinhold whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons.

I was whacking off to Ben Orr.

 

[McGarnicle]

As the years fly by, I appreciate Jennifer Jason Leigh's nude scenes more. Maybe because I'm getting older and she stays the same age. But she was overshadowed (understandably) by Phoebe's legendary pool scene.

Oh man, that scene on the couch is a classic. I remember reading that she was 19 at the time and absolutely terrified to do that scene, which makes it even hotter for me, because I'm a horrible person.

 

[mquinnjr]

As the years fly by, I appreciate Jennifer Jason Leigh's nude scenes more. Maybe because I'm getting older and she stays the same age. But she was overshadowed (understandably) by Phoebe's legendary pool scene.

Oh man, that scene on the couch is a classic. I remember reading that she was 19 at the time and absolutely terrified to do that scene, which makes it even hotter for me, because I'm a horrible person.

Not one bit horrible at all.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

What are you, 20?

I was 14 when it came out and really had no interest in seeing it.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, Jesus was a dude. Nice to see you figured that out.

I was about that age when it came out as well. I can't comprehend a teenage boy NOT wanting to see it.

I used to pretend I was whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons, but in reality I was whacking off to Judge Reinhold whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons.

Jeez. Doesn't anyone ####### knock any more?

 

[Ghost Rider]

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

 

[Major]

Got any Blue Oyster Cult?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Got any Blue Oyster Cult?

No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult? I had 34 pairs last time around, where were you? I was this close to working at 7-11 you know...

 

[GibbyGarcia]

The actor that played Spicoli's little brother was my buddy when the film came out. Patrick Brennan. Cool kid.

 

[Vike Me]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

What are you, 20?

I was 14 when it came out and really had no interest in seeing it.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, Jesus was a dude. Nice to see you figured that out.

I was about that age when it came out as well. I can't comprehend a teenage boy NOT wanting to see it.

I used to pretend I was whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons, but in reality I was whacking off to Judge Reinhold whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons.

I don't see the problem here.

P.S. Can we not use the term "meat balloons" any longer. Thanks.

 

[peaces]

The actor that played Spicoli's little brother was my buddy when the film came out. Patrick Brennan. Cool kid.

Get out of here, Curtis. I don't hear you unless you knock.

 

[Mjolnirs]

:star:

 

[smotherhook]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

this is maybe the one #######ed thing the FFA can agree on you go and #### it up

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

What are you, 20?

I was 14 when it came out and really had no interest in seeing it.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, Jesus was a dude. Nice to see you figured that out.

I was about that age when it came out as well. I can't comprehend a teenage boy NOT wanting to see it.

I used to pretend I was whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons, but in reality I was whacking off to Judge Reinhold whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons.

I don't see the problem here.

P.S. Can we not use the term "meat balloons" any longer. Thanks.

No. Your request is denied. "Meat balloons" will continue to be used, as will "funbags."

 

[Vike Me]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

What are you, 20?

I was 14 when it came out and really had no interest in seeing it.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, Jesus was a dude. Nice to see you figured that out.

I was about that age when it came out as well. I can't comprehend a teenage boy NOT wanting to see it.

I used to pretend I was whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons, but in reality I was whacking off to Judge Reinhold whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons.

I don't see the problem here.

P.S. Can we not use the term "meat balloons" any longer. Thanks.

No. Your request is denied. "Meat balloons" will continue to be used, as will "funbags."

You know Evilgrin I always stick up for you. They say oh, Evilgrin that loud mouth - and they say that a lot. I say oh, no you just don't know Evilgrin. I mean when they call you an idiot, I say Evilgrin's not an idiot. Well, you know something maybe they know you pretty good. Maybe I'm just starting to find out.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Didn't see this movie until later in my life. Eh, wasn't that great.

What are you, 20?

I was 14 when it came out and really had no interest in seeing it.

Jesus, dude.

Yes, Jesus was a dude. Nice to see you figured that out.

I was about that age when it came out as well. I can't comprehend a teenage boy NOT wanting to see it.

I used to pretend I was whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons, but in reality I was whacking off to Judge Reinhold whacking off to Phoebe Cates' meat balloons.

I don't see the problem here.

P.S. Can we not use the term "meat balloons" any longer. Thanks.

No. Your request is denied. "Meat balloons" will continue to be used, as will "funbags."

You know Evilgrin I always stick up for you. They say oh, Evilgrin that loud mouth - and they say that a lot. I say oh, no you just don't know Evilgrin. I mean when they call you an idiot, I say Evilgrin's not an idiot. Well, you know something maybe they know you pretty good. Maybe I'm just starting to find out.

You wanna do something about it, Vike Me? Come on, you wuss, I'll break your f@#$ing head off !

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

 

[belljr]

the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a coke with no ice

 

[Major]

Ron Johnson

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Ron Johnson

Dude was smooth. I mean, when you have lines like "Am I gonna get to first base or what?" how can you NOT get laid non-stop?

 

[Major]

Ron Johnson

Dude was smooth. I mean, when you have lines like "Am I gonna get to first base or what?" how can you NOT get laid non-stop?

Which reminds me, sending flowers with a note saying "Memories of You" is still on my bucket list.

 

[Raider Nation]

What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!

 

[Al Czervik]

Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

 

[Foosball God]

One of the most underrated characters ever. Never thought he would be a one-pump chump. Didn't see that coming.

Hard to think of a better character in any movie ever. Maybe Styles from Teen Wolf was in his league.30 years later I still can't have iced tea without quoting Damone.

Charles De Mar

 

[Binky The Doormat]

the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a coke with no ice

"Isn't this great?"

 

[Jayrok]

The actor that played Spicoli's little brother was my buddy when the film came out. Patrick Brennan. Cool kid.

Get out of here, Curtis. I don't hear you unless you knock.

Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole!

 

[Jayrok]

"Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Learning about Cuba, and having some food."

 

[Tom Servo]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Like up this ramp?

 

[Apple Jack]

Did somebody hear a bell?

 

[Amused to Death]

Hey, wait a minute...there's no birthday party for me here!

 

[Major]

Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

Love his first date schtick. No dinner, No drinks, just The Point. God bless him.

 

[Vike Me]

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

 

[mquinnjr]

(wall is checkered Vans shoe)

"That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"

 

[Jayrok]

"'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know! You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to leave your words right up here for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli."

"All right!"

 

[Jayrok]

Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

 

[Doubtingthomas]

Love the

I woke up in a great mood ... what the hell happened!?!?

Line. Applicable in so many situations.

 

[Deepster]

Thumbs down on Dennis Taylor.

Thumbs up on the Cruising Vessel.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant

Love his first date schtick. No dinner, No drinks, just The Point. God bless him.

Well, the poor guy was a 25-year old stereo salesman, so he probably couldn't afford to pay on dates.

 

[FlapJacks]

Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ###!

http://www.hark.com/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high/mister-if-you-dont-shut-up-im-gonna-kick-100-percent-of-your-###

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Thumbs down on Dennis Taylor.Thumbs up on the Cruising Vessel.

I bet if you went to Dennis and apologized, you could get your job back.

 

[Jayrok]

"The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."

 

[Al Czervik]

Thumbs down on Dennis Taylor.Thumbs up on the Cruising Vessel.

I bet if you went to Dennis and apologized, you could get your job back.

#### Dennis Taylor.

 

[Keerock]

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

 

[Quint]

another great throwaway exchange:

Lisa - "Brad, I don't want to have to use sex as a tool."

Brad - "Tool? Tool for what? We've been going out for almost two years!"

 

[belljr]

you're not in my class

i am today

 

[Al Czervik]

Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform.

Aye aye, sir.

 

[Brony]

Damone throwaway line that gets quoted a lot around my family:

I don't know. I'll probably get one.

 

[snogger]