Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.
Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.
I voted fat.
