FFA, how do you eat a bagel? (1 Viewer)

[ShamrockPride]

For simplicity's sake, we will assume we are strictly talking about a simple bagel with cream cheese.

 

[Das Boot]

With some kind of spread, open face to maximize the amount of spread consumed. 

With no spread, might as well eat it like a giant sammich.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I didn't want to have to go thru a Bar Mitzvah so I stopped at about 996...we all know once you eat 1,000 bagels you are officially Jewish. 



Tim, MOP loves you

 

[cstu]

With some kind of spread, open face to maximize the amount of spread consumed. 

With no spread, might as well eat it like a giant sammich.

Bagel sandwiches are the bomb.

 

[Osaurus]

Just a little butter and open face.  That's it

 

[HellToupee]

there are jabronis at were i work that frost the tops of uncut bagels , very odd

 

[bierfiend]

fresh= cream cheese, closed

less than fresh= toasted, open faced, butter

 

[cstu]

Just a little butter and open face.  That's it

http://www.economist.com/blogs/johnson/2010/08/pragmatics

 

[belljr]

Only time I eat a bagel is if there is egg and bacon between it

 

[glvsav37]

open faced, butter and jelly on both sides

IDK about anywhere else, but Bagel stores on Long Island put at least a pound of butter on bagels. its disgusting. 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

With my mouth.

 

[comfortably numb]

Cream cheese and jelly.

Like a sandwich so my big nose isn't dipping in the jelly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I like to tongue the cream cheese out of the hole real nice like until it's clean then I throw it at a Persian.

 

[HellToupee]

I like to tongue the cream cheese out of the hole real nice like until it's clean 

 

[HellToupee]

I like a multigrain bagel with peanut butter

 

[eoMMan]

Your mom likes the way I eat it.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Open face & toasted

Decent amount of cream cheese with smoked salmon, thinly sliced red onion and capers.

 

[gianmarco]

I like to tongue the cream cheese out of the hole real nice like until it's clean then I throw it at a Persian.

Yeah, but what does that have to do with how you eat a bagel?

 

[jamny]

I think the first poll I ever said WOW to when I saw the results. I've never been that far off consensus.

Toasted sesame bagel, lightly buttered. It's like a buttered roll. Do freaks split that up too?

 

[bud29]

Open face blueberry bagel with blueberry cream cheese. nom nom

 

[ShamrockPride]

there are jabronis at were i work that frost the tops of uncut bagels , very odd

What does this even mean? Like whole unsliced bagel with cream cheese on top? The f###.

 

[Bobcat10]

Toasted, open, butter, cream cheese and sometimes jelly (strawberry or raspberry).  Delish.

 

[Galileo]

didn't vote...some of us go both ways.  

 

[RUSF18]

With some kind of spread, open face to maximize the amount of spread consumed. 

With no spread, might as well eat it like a giant sammich.

+1

Assuming "no spread" equates to something like an egg and cheese or some other more sandwich-type filling. 

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yeah, but what does that have to do with how you eat a bagel?

Misread it as "beagle".

 

[HellToupee]

What does this even mean? Like whole unsliced bagel with cream cheese on top? The f###.

Yes. Cretins. It bastardizes the bagel

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Yes. Cretins. It bastardizes the bagel

What's wrong with a slutty bagel?

 

[Brony]

Occasionally will cut the whole bagel into quarter or eighths arch size pieces and then eat them as bites. Started this when my kids were little and I find it's easier to both cut and eat.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Occasionally will cut the whole bagel into quarter or eighths arch size pieces and then eat them as bites. Started this when my kids were little and I find it's easier to both cut and eat.

You're the worst kind of person, making everything under the sun into a finger food.