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FFA Official Horror Movie Thread Catching up on Shudder and Various Streaming Platforms (4 Viewers)

CreepWhen a videographer answers a Craigslist ad for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, he finds his client is not at all what he initially seems. Starts out mostly normal and then descends into the bizarre. Kind of a slow build but I Love the ending.

The Babdook - A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son's fear of a monster lurking in the house, but soon discovers a sinister presence all around her. You have probably seen this but if not then check it out. One of my all time favorite horror films.

both on netflix last i looked

 
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Frontiers is in my queue and on my original list. I guess I'll keep it there since it comes with a recommendation.

I did see Teeth.  It's pretty great.  
:thumbup:

The only other two I can think of that I think you would like based on your list:

A Tale of Two Sisters:  More creepy/family/ghosty  maybe similar to something like The Orphanage?

Dead Snow:  both of them are great.  If I remember correctly, you said you saw the first one?  I think part 2 is better/funnier than the first one.

For people lurking that don't like foreign movies, I am pretty sure Dead Snow 2 is in English.  You really don't need to watch the first one, and I think they even have a summary recap of the first one at the start of the movie. 

 
5 movies left.  If anyone has any great recommendations they've been holding back, I'd love to add them to the list.  My original list has already changed and I dont mind changing it further.

Edit: Added Deathgasm per above.
If you have seen this please ignore:

Road Games - Baskin 

 
Deathgasm - Amazon/Netflix( I think) - Two Metalheads find an ancient metal song that when played, summons demons from hell.  I had heard good things about this movie but never added it to my queue because I've never been a big fan of campy horror.  Evil Dead, Dead Snow, etc. never did much for me.  I really liked Deathgasm, however, mostly because it was genuinely funny and had me laughing throughout.  It pokes fun at itself multiple times, it knows it's metal, and is just a fun ride all around.  It reminded me of the Jay and Silent Bob movies in many ways.  You should watch this one.

Scaresman Horrorthon 2016 rankings (in order of worst to best)


27. The Linda Vista Project


26. Curse of Mesopotamia


25. Daylight


24. Lockout


23. The Possession in Japan


22. The Vatican Tapes


21. Hostel


20. The Phoenix tapes 97


19. Children of the Corn


18. The Innkeepers


17. Willow Creek


16. The Gallows


15. Deadgirl


14. Home Movie


13. A Lonely Place to Die


12. Honeymoon


11. The Conjuring 2


10. The Woman


9. Deathgasm


8. Sleep Tight


7. The Mist


6. I Saw the Devil


5. Grotesque


4. Exhibit A


3. Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla


2. Troll Hunter


1. The Host


 
The fact that you don't have Deathgasm ahead of Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla is crazy to me!! 
CSV is going to stick with me a lot longer I suspect.  

EDIT: Part of it is because I went to high school with a guy who was almost exactly like Warren, constantly picked on, same mannerisms, etc.  I always wondered if he would snap one day.  So there's kind of a personal connection for me with it.  

 
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The orphanage.  heard good things about it here.

2007 version or 2013 version?

Appropriate time to talk horror 10/31/2016

 
The Conjuring 2 just doesn't live up to the first one. It's not bad but relies too much on the jump scares and doesn't have quite the creepy atmosphere of the original. Probably could have cut a half hour out of it as well. Worth watching though I guess but not great. 2.5/5

 
The Conjuring 2 just doesn't live up to the first one. It's not bad but relies too much on the jump scares and doesn't have quite the creepy atmosphere of the original. Probably could have cut a half hour out of it as well. Worth watching though I guess but not great. 2.5/5
Woah, love Conjuring 2.  Not perfect but at the very least 3.5/5.  I really cared about the characters and the only negative for me was the CG spider guy or whatever that was.

 
Woah, love Conjuring 2.  Not perfect but at the very least 3.5/5.  I really cared about the characters and the only negative for me was the CG spider guy or whatever that was.
Yeah, I'm with you.  Turned the lights down and the sound up last night, was a great Halloween night movie.

 
Well, I'm about horror-movied-out after this month but I feel like I cleared out a lot of my queue doing this and found a few gems in the process.  

Frontier(s) – Amazon – A gang of young thieves flee Paris during the violent aftermath of a political election, only to hole up at an Inn run by neo-Nazis.  The Europeans keep on outdoing us when it comes to horror and this is no exception.  This movie reminds me a lot of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, only located in Paris and the family of hillbilly psychopaths also happen to be Nazis.  Once this movie gets to the neo-Nazi inn it really takes off and never stops.  It’s gruesome, has great characters, and I haven’t rooted so hard for Nazis to die in a movie since Raiders of the Lost Ark. Great, great flick.

Bad Ben – Amazon Prime – A man buys a house with the intent to flip it but instead is terrorized by a spirit.  Sounds like every other modern haunted house story but this one does it well despite some flaws.  There is only one character in this movie and some parts are curiously slow (we get about 5 minutes of watching the guy mow his lawn and do gardening right before the climactic ending, WTF?).  It also suffers from the cardinal found footage flaw of making you wonder why the guy is filming all this in the first place.  At one point he even uses a selfie stick to record himself blessing the house.  That’s a first.  That said, the movie gives you that same sense of suspense and fear of not knowing what is going to happen next that Paranormal Activity had, so on that level it works and to me that is what these types of movies are supposed to be about.  There are a couple of well-placed jump scares but they are not overused.  Bottom line is if you are a fan of the original Paranormal Activity movie, you will like this.  If not, you probably won’t.  

Cropsey - Amazon/Shudder - A documentary about the Urban Legend of Cropsey in Staten Island.  I love crime documentaries and this one having the horror/serial killer slant gave me high expectations that were more or less met.  While the documentary doesn't really answer any questions, it's incredibly creepy and also sad throughout amplified by the fact that the murders and kidnappings were real.  

Light's Out - Amazon - A woman and her family are terrorized by an entity named Diana that only manifests in the dark.  I did not have high expectations with this one but quite liked it.  The nature of the story makes the whole experience pretty tense, and you'll quickly find yourself looking in every dark spot on the screen for Diana, whose incredibly creepy silhouette makes numerous appearances.  Worth the watch.

 
Scaresman Horrorthon 2016 FINAL rankings (in order of worst to best)


31. The Linda Vista Project


30. Curse of Mesopotamia


29. Daylight


28. Lockout


27. The Possession in Japan


26. The Vatican Tapes


25. Hostel


24. The Phoenix tapes 97


23. Children of the Corn


22. The Innkeepers


21. Willow Creek


20. The Gallows


19. Deadgirl


18. Home Movie


17. A Lonely Place to Die


16. Honeymoon


15. Cropsey


14. Light's Out


13. The Conjuring 2


12. The Woman


11. Bad Ben


10. Deathgasm


9. Sleep Tight


8. The Mist


7. I Saw the Devil


6. Grotesque


5. Exhibit A


4. Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla


3. Frontiers (s)


2. Troll Hunter


1. The Host



I just noticed that the top 7,and 9 of the top 10 are all foreign made films!  I think that says a lot about the current state of the genre.  Europe and Asia are doing great things in horror these days.  

 
Enjoyed your write ups and ranking.  Going to add The Host and a few others to my watch list. :thumbup:

 
Well, I'm about horror-movied-out after this month but I feel like I cleared out a lot of my queue doing this and found a few gems in the process.  

Frontier(s) – Amazon – A gang of young thieves flee Paris during the violent aftermath of a political election, only to hole up at an Inn run by neo-Nazis.  The Europeans keep on outdoing us when it comes to horror and this is no exception.  This movie reminds me a lot of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, only located in Paris and the family of hillbilly psychopaths also happen to be Nazis.  Once this movie gets to the neo-Nazi inn it really takes off and never stops.  It’s gruesome, has great characters, and I haven’t rooted so hard for Nazis to die in a movie since Raiders of the Lost Ark. Great, great flick.

Bad Ben – Amazon Prime – A man buys a house with the intent to flip it but instead is terrorized by a spirit.  Sounds like every other modern haunted house story but this one does it well despite some flaws.  There is only one character in this movie and some parts are curiously slow (we get about 5 minutes of watching the guy mow his lawn and do gardening right before the climactic ending, WTF?).  It also suffers from the cardinal found footage flaw of making you wonder why the guy is filming all this in the first place.  At one point he even uses a selfie stick to record himself blessing the house.  That’s a first.  That said, the movie gives you that same sense of suspense and fear of not knowing what is going to happen next that Paranormal Activity had, so on that level it works and to me that is what these types of movies are supposed to be about.  There are a couple of well-placed jump scares but they are not overused.  Bottom line is if you are a fan of the original Paranormal Activity movie, you will like this.  If not, you probably won’t.  

Cropsey - Amazon/Shudder - A documentary about the Urban Legend of Cropsey in Staten Island.  I love crime documentaries and this one having the horror/serial killer slant gave me high expectations that were more or less met.  While the documentary doesn't really answer any questions, it's incredibly creepy and also sad throughout amplified by the fact that the murders and kidnappings were real.  

Light's Out - Amazon - A woman and her family are terrorized by an entity named Diana that only manifests in the dark.  I did not have high expectations with this one but quite liked it.  The nature of the story makes the whole experience pretty tense, and you'll quickly find yourself looking in every dark spot on the screen for Diana, whose incredibly creepy silhouette makes numerous appearances.  Worth the watch.
not seeing bad ben on imdb

found it here

http://foundfootagecritic.com/bad-ben-2016/bad-ben-2016-review/

 
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Well, I'm about horror-movied-out after this month but I feel like I cleared out a lot of my queue doing this and found a few gems in the process.  

Frontier(s) – Amazon – A gang of young thieves flee Paris during the violent aftermath of a political election, only to hole up at an Inn run by neo-Nazis.  The Europeans keep on outdoing us when it comes to horror and this is no exception.  This movie reminds me a lot of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, only located in Paris and the family of hillbilly psychopaths also happen to be Nazis.  Once this movie gets to the neo-Nazi inn it really takes off and never stops.  It’s gruesome, has great characters, and I haven’t rooted so hard for Nazis to die in a movie since Raiders of the Lost Ark. Great, great flick.

Bad Ben – Amazon Prime – A man buys a house with the intent to flip it but instead is terrorized by a spirit.  Sounds like every other modern haunted house story but this one does it well despite some flaws.  There is only one character in this movie and some parts are curiously slow (we get about 5 minutes of watching the guy mow his lawn and do gardening right before the climactic ending, WTF?).  It also suffers from the cardinal found footage flaw of making you wonder why the guy is filming all this in the first place.  At one point he even uses a selfie stick to record himself blessing the house.  That’s a first.  That said, the movie gives you that same sense of suspense and fear of not knowing what is going to happen next that Paranormal Activity had, so on that level it works and to me that is what these types of movies are supposed to be about.  There are a couple of well-placed jump scares but they are not overused.  Bottom line is if you are a fan of the original Paranormal Activity movie, you will like this.  If not, you probably won’t.  

Cropsey - Amazon/Shudder - A documentary about the Urban Legend of Cropsey in Staten Island.  I love crime documentaries and this one having the horror/serial killer slant gave me high expectations that were more or less met.  While the documentary doesn't really answer any questions, it's incredibly creepy and also sad throughout amplified by the fact that the murders and kidnappings were real.  

Light's Out - Amazon - A woman and her family are terrorized by an entity named Diana that only manifests in the dark.  I did not have high expectations with this one but quite liked it.  The nature of the story makes the whole experience pretty tense, and you'll quickly find yourself looking in every dark spot on the screen for Diana, whose incredibly creepy silhouette makes numerous appearances.  Worth the watch.
Is Frontiers more torture porn kind of gruesome or more Bone Tomahawk kind of gruesome?

 
Scaresman Horrorthon 2016 FINAL rankings (in order of worst to best)


31. The Linda Vista Project


30. Curse of Mesopotamia


29. Daylight


28. Lockout


27. The Possession in Japan


26. The Vatican Tapes


25. Hostel


24. The Phoenix tapes 97


23. Children of the Corn


22. The Innkeepers


21. Willow Creek


20. The Gallows


19. Deadgirl


18. Home Movie


17. A Lonely Place to Die


16. Honeymoon


15. Cropsey


14. Light's Out


13. The Conjuring 2


12. The Woman


11. Bad Ben


10. Deathgasm


9. Sleep Tight


8. The Mist


7. I Saw the Devil


6. Grotesque


5. Exhibit A


4. Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla


3. Frontiers (s)


2. Troll Hunter


1. The Host



I just noticed that the top 7,and 9 of the top 10 are all foreign made films!  I think that says a lot about the current state of the genre.  Europe and Asia are doing great things in horror these days.  
For sure.  Fans of the genre are doing themselves a huge disservice if they aren't dipping their toes into the foreign movies.  Honestly can't think of anything that they don't do better in the genre. 

 
2016 Election - CNN/Fox/MSNBC - A racist, misogynistic, orange-skinned clown terrorizes the citizens of a nation by getting elected President.  This was the scariest, most horrifying thing on TV I've ever watched.  You might just be in shock with tears streaming down you face by the end of it.  There's supposedly a sequel coming out in 4 years.  

 
2016 Election - CNN/Fox/MSNBC - A racist, misogynistic, orange-skinned clown terrorizes the citizens of a nation by getting elected President.  This was the scariest, most horrifying thing on TV I've ever watched.  You might just be in shock with tears streaming down you face by the end of it.  There's supposedly a sequel coming out in 4 years.  
LOL.

Though I thought it was great viewing.

 
Over the weekend watched:

The Monster 2.5/5 - The backstory seemed forced to elicit sympathy for the Mom and daughter.  The monster was ok, as usual people are stupid.  A few decent scares.

Unfriended 3.25/5 - A slightly different take on the the internet based horror genre.  Not bad a watch at all.

I think I'm coming down with the flu so I'll probably watch another two or three tonight as I just veg on the couch.  I'm about 30 minutes into that Train to wherever foreign zombie movie.  And I'll probably watch the new Ouija movie. 

 
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Over the weekend watched:

The Monster 2.5/5 - The backstory seemed forced to elicit sympathy for the Mom and daughter.  The monster was ok, as usual people are stupid.  A few decent scares.

Unfriended 3.25/5 - A slightly different take on the the internet based horror genre.  Not bad a watch at all.

I think I'm coming down with the flu so I'll probably watch another two or three tonight as I just veg on the couch.  I'm about 30 minutes into that Train to wherever foreign zombie movie.  And I'll probably watch the new Ouija movie. 
Train to Busan?  Where did you find this?  Been wanting to see that one.

I have a bunch of new flicks I've seen that I've been too lazy to write up.  A bunch of found footage stuff from that review site posted a page or two ago.  

 
I really want to see Train as well.

I watched The Monster as well this weekend on PPV. The whole  premise was simple and the ending was just bad, but I thought the acting really made this movie. Very worth 90 minutes of your time. 

 
Train to Busan?  Where did you find this?  Been wanting to see that one.

I have a bunch of new flicks I've seen that I've been too lazy to write up.  A bunch of found footage stuff from that review site posted a page or two ago.  
I have a firestick with Kodi that I use to watch PPV stuff.

 

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