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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (7 Viewers)

nobody even drinks pepsi.
Me at a restaurant:Waitress: What would you like to drink?

Me: Do you have Pepsi or Coke products?

Waitress: Pepsi

Me: I'll just have some water

Waitress: Water is also a Pepsi product

Me: Just bring me a glass of the bus boy's urine then

Waitress: Well that is likely a Pepsi product also at this point

Me: Can I just get that and throw it in your face then?

Waitress: That's hot
Update?
 
nobody even drinks pepsi.
Me at a restaurant:Waitress: What would you like to drink?

Me: Do you have Pepsi or Coke products?

Waitress: Pepsi

Me: I'll just have some water

Waitress: Water is also a Pepsi product

Me: Just bring me a glass of the bus boy's urine then

Waitress: Well that is likely a Pepsi product also at this point

Me: Can I just get that and throw it in your face then?

Waitress: That's hot
Update?
All I can tell you is that most people who go to a restaurant or store with me, end up mortified. I've been doing this since high school, starting with standing on a shelf in a crowded store yelling to my 17-year-old girlfriend, "I FOUND THE BIRTH CONTROL PRODUCTS!!!!!"

 
nobody even drinks pepsi.
Me at a restaurant:Waitress: What would you like to drink?

Me: Do you have Pepsi or Coke products?

Waitress: Pepsi

Me: I'll just have some water

Waitress: Water is also a Pepsi product

Me: Just bring me a glass of the bus boy's urine then

Waitress: Well that is likely a Pepsi product also at this point

Me: Can I just get that and throw it in your face then?

Waitress: That's hot
Update?
All I can tell you is that most people who go to a restaurant or store with me, end up mortified. I've been doing this since high school, starting with standing on a shelf in a crowded store yelling to my 17-year-old girlfriend, "I FOUND THE BIRTH CONTROL PRODUCTS!!!!!"
This type of stuff is really funny to me. I do this ALL THE TIME except usually only loud enough for the person next to me or people close to me....i'll rub my lower back and ask my wife if she'll rub more Prep-H on for me tonight. We should go have beers.

 
nobody even drinks pepsi.
Me at a restaurant:Waitress: What would you like to drink?

Me: Do you have Pepsi or Coke products?

Waitress: Pepsi

Me: I'll just have some water

Waitress: Water is also a Pepsi product

Me: Just bring me a glass of the bus boy's urine then

Waitress: Well that is likely a Pepsi product also at this point

Me: Can I just get that and throw it in your face then?

Waitress: That's hot
Update?
All I can tell you is that most people who go to a restaurant or store with me, end up mortified. I've been doing this since high school, starting with standing on a shelf in a crowded store yelling to my 17-year-old girlfriend, "I FOUND THE BIRTH CONTROL PRODUCTS!!!!!"
Don't pull this #### at our Tigers game

 
So, who we got in Diaz/Silva? It's on at the bar, via laptop hooked up to a TV. :wub: Philly.

 
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Stepping into the experts betting zone here. I'm an occasional bettor looking to have a little action Sunday.

You fellows are pretty knowledgeable on the subject.

I have $100,what's the best way,in your opinion,to invest it on the big game?

Seattle +2 or

Seattle moneyline or

over/under 47 1/2 pts or

a "margin of victory" bet?
I wouldn't bet Seattle +2 (ML is better imo) or any MOV bet.

I'm on SEA and under too, I like the latter more.

 
nobody even drinks pepsi.
Me at a restaurant:Waitress: What would you like to drink?

Me: Do you have Pepsi or Coke products?

Waitress: Pepsi

Me: I'll just have some water

Waitress: Water is also a Pepsi product

Me: Just bring me a glass of the bus boy's urine then

Waitress: Well that is likely a Pepsi product also at this point

Me: Can I just get that and throw it in your face then?

Waitress: That's hot
Update?
All I can tell you is that most people who go to a restaurant or store with me, end up mortified. I've been doing this since high school, starting with standing on a shelf in a crowded store yelling to my 17-year-old girlfriend, "I FOUND THE BIRTH CONTROL PRODUCTS!!!!!"
:lmao: That's pretty funny. I thought you were joking at first. How you feeling about the game tonight?

 
Spreadsheet is updated and sorted by username. Formatted it a little better for ease of printing.
Looks great man, thank you.

Do you guys try to track your plays meticulously during the games or just kind of sit back and enjoy? I usually fall into the latter, especially during the season with Swirveprops. Just seems like a lot of stuff to try to keep track of.

 
Spreadsheet is updated and sorted by username. Formatted it a little better for ease of printing.
Looks great man, thank you.

Do you guys try to track your plays meticulously during the games or just kind of sit back and enjoy? I usually fall into the latter, especially during the season with Swirveprops. Just seems like a lot of stuff to try to keep track of.
I'm pretty meticulous. I like a lot of action and enjoy the ups and downs of every playI have a spreadsheet set up broken into sections:

1 - Patriots Props (with jersey #s for IDP)

2 - Seahawks props (with jersey #s for IDP)

3 - non specific team props that can cash anytime (firsts, longest/shortest, etc)

4 - square numbers

 
Seahawks have given up 11 tds to TEs this season, only the Bears and Jets have been worse.

Gronk 1st half td +110

Gronk TD game -160

 
That's supposed to melt my face off? Who the hell is miss Elliot?

I try and sort my spreadsheet by the time they're going to happen. Beginning, middle, end of game.

 

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