Sitting here at my buddy's pad with the bookie, watching the Lakers/Suns with these 3-D glasses on, talking gambling. It's hilarious, like I'm in movie.The book just offered, 3 minutes in, to already buy us out of this Under 3-pointer prop bet we both went big on.

And I just parlayed the Suns to the Clips and ordered a small batch of vicodin. All in one sentence.

The 3-D glasses are what I can't stop laughing at. That, and my Italian buddy is in his Hugh Hefner bathrobe.3 by Artest goes up....we yell "NOOOO".......he hits it and Gary the Book stands up and yells, "YEEEEESSS, 17 more biitches!!!!". Too funny.